Pfft

Pfft

Philza: You have to apologize

Y/n, sighs: Fine

Y/n, turns to Dream: Unfuck you or whatever

Scary Movie 3 (2003) dir. David Zucker

Jayne Mansfield meets Sophia Loren

↳ A series full of headcanons of the Dream SMP members as parents.

Members: [CC] Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Wilbur Soot, Quackity, Karl Jacobs and Fundy.

TW: the reader (they/them) has a uterus.

NAVIGATION

PART 1 ; telling them you're pregnant

PART 2 ; the first ultrasound

PART 3 ; the pregnancy

PART 4 ; telling the uncles

PART 5 ; telling the viewers

PART 6 ; the godparent(s)

PART 7 ; the morning sickness

PART 8 ; the gender

PART 9 ; naming the baby

PART 10 ; the first kick

PART 11 ; the birth

PART 12 ; telling the viewers part 2

PART 13 ; new parenthood fears

PART 14 ; comforting the reader

PART 15 ; times with the baby

PART 16 ; telling stories

PART 17 ; first words

PART 18 ; first steps coming soon

PART 19 ; first birthday coming soon

PART 20 ; baby meets chat coming soon

@lmfaosoph @b3l0v3ds @sabinanotfound @youngstarfishdinosaur @acidtabletz @loonylovegood13 @dreamzluvrr @lukerycyja @quivvyintheclouds @starjane312 @lacunaanonymoused @dreamslittlebitch @ranboob-and-tubbox @the-swageyama-tobiyolo @jiichu-clock @lvyu

NOT FOR MINORS

Underneath the cut there are 116 not sfw videos for aot characters. The characters are: porco, jean, eren, armin, bertholdt, reiner, connie, floch, levi, yelena, mikasa, & pieck. All links lead to twitter. 

MINORS DNI. 

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