Gale: We Have A Very Big Problem, We Cannot Challenge Kagha Without Her Killing All The Tieflings. Any

Gale: We have a very big problem, we cannot challenge Kagha without her killing all the Tieflings. Any suggestions?

Dark urge: 🙋‍♂️

Gale: No Killing

Dark urge:.....

Gale: Nobody? Any suggestion is welcome.

Dark urge: 🙋‍♂️

Gale: NO EATING BABIES!!!

Dark urge:.....😡

Wait, you do know it's literally impossible for Mystra to have groomed Gale, right?

hello Anon, thanks for the question, and, my idea of grooming on Gale's relationship with Mystra is kinda complicated, ear me out:

first thing first, Gale was a prodigy even as a young boy, and we understand that as a magician (similar to all the people who follow a religion) he worshipped Mystra, and she was always a presence in his life.

people will say that just because he was an adult, the grooming part doesn't count, but this is wrong.

Grooming someone mean that we have power over him, influence, and we have a big part on the shaping of the mind of the person, and Mystra did all those things (remember Gale have a deep bond with the weave than others), maybe not necessarily over present when Gale was a child, but more than there when he became her lover.

the power dynamic in their relationship was deeply unbalanced, she had all the power, while he was literally at her hands and feet to worship her.

Gale had so much stress, feeling never enough , and we see that if we try to romance him, he is trying so much to impress TAV/DURGE, because he believe he need to do more(after all, romancing a litteral god...lot of stress).

because is feeling of not enough that he will absorb the globe and Mystra will chase him away like nothing, and don't let me start when she ask him(not really her, she send someone else to tell him, like sending a sms, what a bitch, do it yourself coward) to kill himself like he meant nothing.

this is shadow grooming and nothing will convince me differently.

Hello! I have a question about something involving your commissions (sorry if you've already answered this before :'D). How much do you charge for more than one character?

Hello there^^

thanks for the asking, and I'm sorry that this info is not that understandable, so, let me tell you:

The price are for each character, so, for exemple:

1 character is 8€,

2 character are 16€

and this goes on with all the others prices^^

thanks for the question ❤️👋

2 and 6 for the durgetash asks? :)

2.Romance, queerplatonic, eldritch horror? How would you describe the relationship these two have? This time without limitation.

6.What's the most wholesome hc you have for them? Something they did, a particular approach at bonding, just them being disgustingly soft once? Some good old hand in hand vivisection?

heheehehehhehe, thanks for asking✨

2. So, their relationship is a lot complicated, there were a lot of secrets and things that both avoided, but none less, it was deeply forbidden Romantic relationship ( in a creepy and violent way, even if their relationship was much more sain than what we have with Ascended!Astarion).

we shouldn't forget that their gods are always watching them, their disapproval heavy on their shoulders, the main hater Bhaal himself, that he couldn't stand the way Jacq was in love.

Pre-tadpole Jacq is terrified to disobey too much Bhaal, and he tried all excuses to make sure Gortash wouldn't die to soon. this brought him to broken his promise with Orin, without even thinking of it. when Bhaal say no, those big feelings he had for Gortash were so intense that makes Jacq thinking about taking the place of his father, to be free and became with Gortash the new gods of the new era... all for Gortash.

their relationship is like an incendio, gigantic, unstoppable, instable, and destructive. they were in love, they would burn the world for each others.

6. So, in my cannon, Gortash love running bath to Jacq, pampering him as much as Jacq allow.

Jacq had lived most of his life in the sewers, were igiene was..... lacking, I dare say. the last real bath he had was when he still was with his foster family. Jacq, different from a lot others cultist, actually cared about his igiene, and for cleaning himself, he used the sea water and the less than clean sewer's water.

So, when Gortash discovered this, he kinda trowed a fit about how Jacq was a walking biohazard,and made him a bath. And after that, it kinda became an important part of their routine, were Gortash help clean Jacq, brushing his hair while they talked about mass murder and world domination, and about their day, who they killed, who they blackmail, etc ..

(sorry for my English 🥲)

This is actually a funny scene that got out from a chat I had with a friend.

Durge is canonically a cannibal, he is very drawn to every type of meat, and he does try to eat some leftovers from the destroyed goblin camp, but there are Wyll and Gale who try to tell him that is not a thing he is supposed to do.

And Jacq, with the innocence of a newborn mind, ask: "we eat dead animals meat, and they are empathic creatures and speak when we use magic to understand, so, what is the difference between eating them and eating dead people meat?"

reaction:

Gale_and_Wyll.exe stop working

was bored, made the necromancy of thay^^💀

god I love crafting objects from BG3