Lol Its Obvious That Scorpio Would Be Misspelled As Scorpion Because All U Add Is A N To The End

Lol its obvious that Scorpio would be misspelled as Scorpion because all u add is a n to the end

(mis)spelling the zodiac signs

Aires

Tarsus

Gimini

Canser

Leho

Veergo

Library

Scorpion

Sagiterrious

Popcorn

Aquarium

PIECES

I’m a Scorpio and I only have a temper when it comes to electronics and not my friends or people in general so that isn’t completely correct

what the signs need to work on

aries: listening to others my god please just try taurus: getting things done?? you’re always putting everything off gemini: not telling people what to do..i promise they can do it fine on their own cancer: figuring out what you’re feeling! you’re confusing yourself!  leo: putting yourself first. take care of yourself ffs virgo: letting things out! honestly if you don’t air yourself out you’ll start to rot libra: standing up for yourself…stop letting people walk all over you!! scorpio: your temper. you won’t have any friends if you treat them like shit sagittarius: accepting help from others!! you dont have to do it all alone capricorn: shutting out other people? they only get to you if you let them aquarius: moving on. living in the past is counterproductive ok pisces: being open. you might be able to read minds but not everyone else can

tru facts about the signs

aries: innocent n cute on the outside, crazy n evil on the inside

taurus: always eating

gemini: fake bitch

cancer: can't take care of urself

leo: u never text back

virgo: u fall in love 2 easily

libra: fake bitch

scorpio: always horny, always in your feelings

sagittarius: cold hearted n crazy

capricorn: bossy af

aquarius: u have a baby face but secretly suck dick

pisces: always single or heartbroken

I'm a Scorpio and I'm not always horny and horny only 0.0000000001% of the time

*August 5th, 2017 edit: now i am always horny exspecially when i watch even a single video of gay porn)

problematic things about the signs

Aries: ur too gosh dang cute

Taurus: ur interests are too hecking cool

Gemini: ur cooler than i am

Cancer: ur blog is alot nicer than mine

Leo: ur confidence is alot higher than mine

Virgo: ur hair is too soft

Libra: ur smile can probs blind people

Scorpio: the way u move is too smooth

Sagittarius: ur drawings and doodles are better than mine

Capricorn: ur fashion sense is too sharp it might cut somebody

Aquarius: the way u talk to everybody gives everyone butterflies (even if u dont talk the air u give off makes us all v giddy)

Pisces: ur perfection is too grand

I'm a Scorpio and I don't know what the the way u move is too smooth is supposed to mean

I still have a Game Boy and I use it on night trips when my GBA SP, 2 DSi, DS lite, Phone, iPod and 3DS XL are dead

(by booksofadam)

I don’t attack people even if I play a game where I’m a murderer I don’t kill I just don’t do anything and I’m a Scorpio

The "don't fuck with me, I would cut a bitch" squad

Aries, Scorpio, Virgo, Gemini, Sagittarius, Libra, Taurus, Leo.