There I Was Reading Some Hannigram Fanfiction Right? That's Pretty Normal. The Story Is Good Not Great

There I was reading some hannigram fanfiction right? That's pretty normal. The story is good not great but still pretty cool. BUT THEN, AN ENTIRE CHAPTER WAS SMUT???? IT WAS SO MUCH LONGER THAN THE OTHER CHAPTERS?? I kept trying to scroll past it BUT IT WAS THE ENTIRE THING??? So I texted my friend about it so we got on a call and he offered me $200 if I could get through the entire thing while reading it to him. Now I have $200 just for reading a 5 page essay of smut.

I remember being in elementary school and thinking I had a cock (ya know bcuz I was trans and I didn't know what a cock looked like yet) so one day I was kicked in the pussy and I said "ARRGGHH MY NUTS-" and the boy looked at me and said "You don't have nuts?" And I started crying because it was that moment I realized I didn't have a dick.

I just needed some art to post (pray for this art block to go away bcuz this is ridiculous)

This was a commission for my friend, humanized Hello Kitty and Batman hanging out

The I don't even know my gender urge to commit mischievous acts

Imagine getting mad over someone's (who you don't even know) gender identity (it doesn't even hurt you)

They underestimate how long I can cry for