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There’s this guy I really like but he’s not real what do I do
if u think of him hard enough maybe he will become real maybe if ur lucky
my gender? Thomas O'Malley the alleycat
ya boy is back with some jjk since im boutta cosplay him in about two weeks 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Hello, my name is [sirens blaring in the distance as the ground begins to crack and break from beneath our very feet] & my pronouns are: [4 minutes of an indescribable noise that causes everyone’s ears to bleed] / [the lights flickering and shorting out, raining sparks of electricity onto the floor like meteorites] / and [30 seconds of mind-altering hypnagogic hallucinations that you will never recover from]
Please do not refer to me! You will thank me for this warning later!
once I got asked if this image was "actually scene"
They underestimate how long I can cry for
Me: In conclusion this man is innocent.
Judge: ...all you've said is that he has a small waist
Me: I rest my case.
I really want hate comments to act like we murdered their family like you just draw ur favorite character and then someone comments "I can't believe you would do this" or "How dare you show your face again" or even better "HOW DARE YOU" like that'd be so much better
I am a triplet. One time my sister forgot my birthday.
Do you personally know someone you share a birthday with?
Yes. We are not related.
Yes. We are siblings, but not born on different years.
Yes. We are twins, triplets, etc.
No. I don't personally know someone I share a birthday with.
put in the tags the first thing that comes up when u type “i am,” “i’m not,” “i love,” “i hate,” and “i wish”
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
Why is drawing bill’s eye mouth thing so goddamn hard????
can someone give me a list of all time stamps and episodes of straight kisses and sex in Hannibal so i can skip them. i wanna finish it before i start sherlock but im only in it for the cannibalism and homosexuals :/
i hope that you are ached with the consciousness of what you've caused.
And here i go again, watching videos of wholesome moments of k-pop idols because they're the only ones who make me smile and soothe my soul.
Have you ever looked at someone and realize they are the reason you keep going on. The reason you stay strong. No matter how much you don’t want to, but then they smile and everything is okay even for a little bit. The world is better, happier, and brighter than before.
Yeah me either!! 😭😭😭
A3! Home Screen Lines - April Fool's 2023
Note: Akashi uses Wabun Morse code to say something is beautiful, but cuts himself off before saying what. I'm just guessing how to start the second word here.