I Love This Movie, And The Post Made Me Laugh.

I love this movie, and the post made me laugh.

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

Hope Upon Arrival

Unsure of what I’ve seen ‘til now. That flower isn’t the same color it was yesterday. Brooding and still through a blind night leaves one with a desire for revelations. But lo, there we may view a garden of new growth, a fresh start. Unsteady, some seeds may not take at first. Like little men overboard, but tow ‘em in and row on out. This boat stops for no man, and rain’s ahead to water that fickle flower.

Podfic rec list

Everything is Drarry

I love podfics. So I’ve made a short list for guys on the discord. Enjoy:)

Podfic list

1. Stately Homes of Wiltshire by waspabi read by Lazulus

5 h 55 min

Summary:

Malfoy Manor has mould, dry rot and an infestation of unusually historical poltergeists. Harry Potter is on the case.

2. Slithering by astolat read by Lazulus

2 h 31 min

Summary:

Draco found the nest down in the Manor’s cellars, while he was clearing them out.

/any podfic by Lazulus is good actually/

3. Catfished by Saras_girl read by Rindle

3 h 25 min

Summary:

Draco is in deep water, Harry can see straight through him, and that's not even the full scale of the problem.

/I love this especially, Rindle has the most nice voice I’ve heard and it’s very calming/

4. Slammed by faithwood read by sisi_rambles

12 min

Summary:

Potter develops a worrying habit of randomly wall-slamming Draco all over the castle.

/this is ridiculous and, honestly, it’s faithwood so you know it’s amazing/

5. Secrets by Vorabiza read by Opalsong

It’s like 44 hours hahah

Summary:

Beginning with Draco's unexpected arrival at the Dursleys, Harry's summer becomes filled with activity and many secrets. He generates several unexpected allies as he finds himself actively becoming the leader of the Light side. H/D post-HBP

/it’s unbelievably long but if you like listening to things while you’re doing something it’s gonna be great. I’ve listened to it on a trip so it was amazing./

6. A Different Sort of Sorting by LullabyKnell read by Opalsong

28 min

Summary:

And then the Sorting Hat sends an Avery off to Gryffindor and an Abbott off to Ravenclaw, despite the families’ respective long and prestigious histories in Slytherin and Hufflepuff. What the actual fuck is happening, no one says aloud, as a Bulstrode goes off to Hufflepuff and a Longbottom cousin goes into Slytherin.

/I laughed so hard! Drarry is a bit background but very nice!/

7. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Napkin by saras_girl read by originally reads (originally)

10 min

Summary:

Draco isn't exactly a man of action. Until he is.

/this is Saras_girl. Come on/

I can't stop laughing, omfg..

can we talk about this for a sec?

bonus:

Warmth is a foreign concept when you live on the tundra. Frigid fingers extinguish any lingering heat in my veins.

Blue eyes lined with lashes white as the snow fresh fallen watch as I crystallize inside, careful lest I shatter at a touch.

Shudder, jitter, clatter and shake; my body quakes and aches. I don’t think that I’ll ever feel anything close to joy again.

You stole it with lies clever-crafted, designed to douse my fire. Your greatest foe was the sun in my smile, now lost to lassitude.

My ardor stamped out by arctic designs whispered in my ear, I’m slowly sinking into the void, and a creeping cold is closing in.

Creeping Cold

I write the title, you write the poem! Reblog with your piece :D

An Alluring Fantasy

Forgo the pleasure of my body, but invade the ecstasy that is my mind. Cling to the sensation of my hands upon your skin, my lips drifting lower and lower still. Dream of the passion that can only be attained through the illusion of my form pressed tightly to yours, and imagine what reality could ever be so sweet as this.