Happy Fourth To All My Americans

happy fourth to all my americans

time for the game that has been a part of most of my life, Is that a gunshot or just a firework?

thankfully i no longer live in the city, just a white ass community in the west so much more likely a firework

Alright, winions, about a week left before the Thunder Saga releases, and I have a challenge for you all.

Last time, for the release of the Underworld Saga, we got #epic the musical trending to #2 on Tumblr.

This time, we must get it to #1.

LET'S DO THIS WINIONS!

fuck off✨😘

this is what i was worried about

to all y’all epic superfans,

try not to go insane ty 😘

😭😭😭

Okay, time to put this out there.

I've been working on a fic in the Epic Writing Discord server, and it's my longest (non-original) project yet haha. Still a WIP, but I FINALLY got AO3 and posted the first chapter :D

I'll probably update every few days to a week.

WARNING: This gets really, really dark. Please read the tags before proceeding.

Hope you like :D

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Telemachus of Ithaca was given a gift. A blessing—that no matter what happens to him, he comes out unscathed. And a blessing, it is...

Until Penelope's suitors find out.

had two pints of sam adam’s but i’m workin on three