Mercenary For Hire

mercenary for hire

Dr. Seward we love ur pussy

Winslow Fritz

Wood Elf Artificer

Campaign: Barovia:Bugged

Art by: St. Enbious (on Ko-Fi and Facebook)

This turned out even better than I could have imagined. We're only 2 sessions in, but I am already having so much fun with my silly little guy and I can't wait to watch @terrified-spider shake him around and tear him to pieces.

I hate that Tumblr's default is 1 day for a poll and not a week and i forget to change it, so here's another one

“…Set her on fire. Her costume is bulletproof, and I want this done. I need to attend to other matters.”

wh- it's made of spider silk, there's no way it can be

what in the god damn?

also shout out to this reddit user from 4 fucking years ago who read me like a book

Letter to my male bold jumping spider: a poem--

I know you are very small

And I am very big

But I hope when you see me, blurry in the distance

I am the kind hands that brought you in from the cold

When I saw you curled up, dying in the breezeway staircase of my snowy apartment.

I hope you see me as the coincidence that brought you fruitflies and a warm place to stay.

You seem mature, so I hope you live as long as you're willing and as long as your life span will allow, in this unique, unnatural experience. I hope you never feel too small. I hope you see me as something of a friendly presence. I hope you die warm and full. I am too scared to hold you right now, but I love you. I see you as a friend.