FUN FACT!!! #chelley 4 Ever , Chell N Human Wheatley

FUN FACT!!! #chelley 4 ever , Chell n human Wheatley

Looking at Telltale penguins wiki and

EY YO WHAT THE FU-

Why does Reaver have a random ass Rabbit?why does he have 2 chickens in his house?Better yet. Why does he have a random ass Rabbit and 2 chickens in his secret bdsm dungeon?????

Are they his pets? Do they have names? When did he get them? Why did he get them? WHY ARE THEY IN THE HIDDEN CHRISTIAN GREY ‘PLEASURE ROOM’???? PETER MOLYNEUX I HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS!!!

@felassanis would absolutely love to reply through comments, but for some reason it’s not letting me 😭😭😭

Basically, the Ben Finn being the hero of Skill thing is just a theory, it’s not actually confirmed (at least I hope) and Fable 3 is really weird with the whole ‘princess/prince’ is the only hero left cuz Reaver is right there

Hammer: I love the new eyeshadow. Glad you’re finally covering up those eyebags.

Reaver: oh aren’t you nice! It’s a shame you can’t do the same. Though I suppose one can’t apply eyeshadow so low on the face can they?

Hammer: hmmmm hmm…you look pale. I think you need to get a tan on

Reaver: oh I’d love to but you’re blocking all the sun

Hammer:

Reaver:

Ima ignore this cuz in my eyes Reaver is Hobw’s dad and I refuse to let go of Ben Finn x hobw

what fable headcanon is so real and true that it has to be actually canon and why is it that ben finn is the love child of reaver and some random woman he fucked therefore making him a hero of skill