Basically What I Think Would Happen If They Met Again During Fable 3 - Tumblr Posts

Hammer: I love the new eyeshadow. Glad you’re finally covering up those eyebags.

Reaver: oh aren’t you nice! It’s a shame you can’t do the same. Though I suppose one can’t apply eyeshadow so low on the face can they?

Hammer: hmmmm hmm…you look pale. I think you need to get a tan on

Reaver: oh I’d love to but you’re blocking all the sun

Hammer:

Reaver: