Hammer: I Love The New Eyeshadow. Glad Youre Finally Covering Up Those Eyebags.

Hammer: I love the new eyeshadow. Glad you’re finally covering up those eyebags.

Reaver: oh aren’t you nice! It’s a shame you can’t do the same. Though I suppose one can’t apply eyeshadow so low on the face can they?

Hammer: hmmmm hmm…you look pale. I think you need to get a tan on

Reaver: oh I’d love to but you’re blocking all the sun

Hammer:

Reaver:

YAY OH MY GOD!! HE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD

Random question. But does anyone else really like Roland (the bard) from Fable 2?? Would honestly die for that man with his silly little hat

*Gobbles up your art*

absolute git

Me ignoring all the evidence of Ben Finn being the hero of skill cuz I ship him with Hobw and I wanna keep my theory that Reaver is her dad:

FABLE TRAILER FABLE TRAILER FABLE TRAILER

WE WON GANG AND I ALREADY HAVE A THEORY.

My friend and I had a rant after we saw the trailer cuz she is the only person I know who likes the game. And I was rewatching the trailer for the 10000th time and I noticed something. Every npc that the player talks to speaks in some way. All except one, the guy who puts his hand on the hero’s shoulder when Humphrey says ‘chancers’.

Now.

I might be being delusional. Or too in love to accept anything else. But I KNOW THAT PRETTY BROWN HAIR. I KNOW THAT NOSE. And I am CONVINCED that that mf has to be my boy Reaver.

He is the only npc that doesn’t speak, even the player speaks. Reaver has the most recognisable voice in the entire franchise (Therese being closely behind) thanks to the goat that is Stephen Fry. If Reaver was in the game they wouldn’t show any voice lines, they’d wanna have a semi big reveal like they did in Fable 3. Leaving hints throughout the game before they introduce him into the story.

And with this game being set before 2 (the guild being very much alive and very much not burned) this potentially being Reaver means that’ll be before Oakvale burned. MEANING WE MIGHT SEE IT.

And the hand on shoulder? The look? THE SUNSET? ROMANTIC MUCH?

WHAT IF???? JUST WHAT IF???? The ‘her’ that Reaver talks about in his diary entries in Fable 2 is the hero we play as in this game. It’s not as likely mainly because we don’t know if the hero will be strictly female, we may get a gender selection. But imagine!!!!! I will take any excuse to romance reaver! Even if that means I’ll be killed in a town spread fire after he sacrificed me to stay a pretty boy forever!

REAVER! I SEE YOU!

Season 3 out of context is done!!