He A Nice Potato Tho

He a nice potato tho

When you’re the only one in your fandom who ships a rare pair and there are no fics of them:

Looking at Telltale penguins wiki and

EY YO WHAT THE FU-

Hammer: I love the new eyeshadow. Glad you’re finally covering up those eyebags.

Reaver: oh aren’t you nice! It’s a shame you can’t do the same. Though I suppose one can’t apply eyeshadow so low on the face can they?

Hammer: hmmmm hmm…you look pale. I think you need to get a tan on

Reaver: oh I’d love to but you’re blocking all the sun

Hammer:

Reaver:

fable shitpost (pt 1)