Any Time Another Clone Is Asked About The Stories, They All Just Agree Like Yup Hammer Test Is 100% Real

Any time another clone is asked about the stories, they all just agree like ‘yup hammer test is 100% real’

clones and avoiding behind studied. Refusing to be understood by those outside their society. One guy straight up lies to a civilian and says he has a hivemind with every single other clone in the galaxy that's why they get orders so fast. No they don't need comms he's never even heard of that.

Forget rebels, he should’ve showed up in bad batch.

You’re telling me a huge bounty on Omega pops up and he DOESNT do anything? Lies and Slander

Does anyone else wish Boba Fett showed up in Star Wars Rebels or was at least mentioned?

Once news gets out, everyone wants to know how the Wayne Family feels. Of course they’re so happy and it’s been a long time coming and they always knew they were perfect for each other.

It’s a pain especially when Superman asks all the grubby details (a journalists mind) and easily pieces together that Batman had no clue.

Superman doesn’t let it go, and thinks it’s funny to tell everyone who knows his secret ID this fact. Green Arrow doesn’t have it any easier and gets the same treatment.

Batman ‘world’s greatest detective’ except when it comes to your own children. Green Arrow, never misses, except one of your family members husband.

Jason and Roy bask in the glory as well. Anytime Roy has to go on a family trip it’s always ‘I’m going on a trip with my HUSBAND and daughter now! Bye’ and Jason is all ‘off on a family vacay, bye’.

The Batfam themselves never hear the end of it. Barbara’s whole thing at dinner was quite entertaining and Jason thought Bruce’s face was priceless.

Roy had just as much fun, especially since Lian was all ‘of course they’re married! I tell you guys all the time.’

Roy and Jason got married in Vegas. It was after a mission and they had just been laying around in their hotel room and kinda joking about being in Vegas and not doing anything, and how they had seen so many people on their honeymoon there, and then they joke about people getting married in Vegas and how even Jason, with his minimal existing paperwork, could do it, and Roy goes really quiet for a moment before he says "we should get married"

"what"

"This is one of the only places where you can easily get married without all the hassle and for it still to be legally binding. we should get married"

"Is this your way of proposing to me?"

"Maybe? Yes"

"....okay, sure, let's get married"

And so they do. The thing is, it's been years now, and they still haven't told anyone.

UMMMM had to look some stuff up about strills and I never realized how weird as hell they are. 300-400 years old? Only smell bad to men? Who came up with this? I mean I love them even more but what the heck

Do strills purr?

Tbf I don´t know. I also don´t give a flying fuck if Mird purrs in canon. They´re clearly dog-coded, with the slobbering everywhere.

But.

But.

They fucking should. They´re reptomammals that bear and nurse life pups, have fur, live up to 400 years, slobber everywhere, stink because fuck human males only in particular and can fly. They have six legs, four eyes, what looks like bat ears and look like someone designed a lap puppy from hell. I want one. So why shouldn´t they have a hyoid bone too? Frankly, it wouldn´t be the weirdest part of their anatomy.

So yeah. Strills purr and anyone who disagree can fight me behind a Penny after dark.

Problem is no big name lawyer is gonna take the case so it’s one of the non profit places that’s really small and just trying to make a difference.

When the lawyers finally meet Fox they’re like ‘what’s the biz’ and he pulls out a huge ass stack of boxes with all the dirt and rights violations.

It’s the easiest case ever and the whole ‘they aren’t sentient’ doesn’t help them at all because that makes all their forms null and void. There’s a whole mess of issues and it’s similar to the Depp v. Heard case except Fox is Depp and the gov is Heard, just looking for any little thing.

It’s great media and highly entertaining

Obsessed with the idea of Commander Fox stealing. Money, food, clothes, blackmail, you name it. His opinion of the rich and powerful gets worse every time he is forced to interact with them, so at some point Fox will no longer consider it worth respecting their ownership of things.

At first it’s just small stuff like a nicer desk chair, or a working printer. It escalates to bank account numbers to help troopers buy personal items like hair dye and casual clothes. When Fox finally accepts clones will never get rights he hires a good lawyer to sue the government for slavery.

I love the fact that Jango's reasons are that he's already been Manda'alor at one point and is the best suited for it. Meanwhile Alpha 17: He's hot, tits, ass, thighs, fuck them kids, murder

I'm still voting 17 but i just find that funny

ROUND ONE: MATCH-UP EIGHT

Remember, this is NOT about who would win in a fight. This is about who makes the best leader for Mandalore as a whole.

Explanation post

Seeding

Propaganda below the cut! You can submit more on this post and I will reblog it back to here!

ALPHA-17

@ihuntmonsters: He’s uhhh super badass and sexy and kicks ass and is really awesome and I’m in love with him Perfect propaganda yes. He shall lead Mandalore

Anon: He's pretty good with training children! He is very good at inspiring loyalty! He is very willing to go after sith lords with just his teeth if he has to!

Anon: Vote for Alpha he’s got Cody’s thighs, Fox’s tits and Wolffe’s ass. He’s also a DILF, if you consider the shebse squad/command batch headcanons. And who wouldn’t want a Mand'alor like that?

Anon: Alpha-17 would be a great mandolorian leader I mean look at those Pecs! What else do u need in a leader?

Anon: HERES WHY ALPHA-17 FOR THE WIN: HE WILL ASSASSINATE ALL OF THE OTHER POLITICAL FIGURES WHICH MEANS DEAD SKEVY SHEEVY PALPATINE AND WHO DOESNT WANT THAT?

Anon: What a guy. I love him so much. He's such an asshole. Alpha-17 was part of the second test batch of clones of Jango Fett, one of a group of 100, and as such he was trained directly by Jango Fett in the art of war; these early batches who had more contact with their Mandalorian trainers are commonly considered to have a stronger claim to 'Mandalorian-ness' because of this exposure and learning experience than clones from the later, larger batches

Anon: Propaganda for Alpha 17: tall

Anon: Alpha-17 should rule Mandalore because a good king doesn’t want the power of the throne and he does not want that at all. also he’s the funniest choice. might have the skills to not get killed by maul

JANGO FETT

Anon: Jango became Mand'alor (according to Legends) at the tender age of 15 immediately after the death of his adopted father Jaster Mereel. While another of Mereel's men (Montross) made a grab for the position Jango brought up the betrayal Montross had done to Mereel causing the older man's death. The other Haat Mando'ade fell in behind Jango as he had become Jaster's Legacy. He led the Haat Mando'ade for 8 years and seemed prosperous. - And then Galidraan happened, between poisoned information and tensions being high between the Jedi and Mandalorians it only took a spark for it all to be blown to hell.

Anon: Jango was trained to be Jaster's successor to the title of Mand'alor from the time he was adopted at about 8 years of age, following the death of his blood family - when Jaster was killed, Jango was chosen by their people to step into the role despite being a young teenager at the time, suggesting that he was already known to be a good leader, and one who had earned their loyalty and trust over even Jaster's formerly-trusted second-in-command - while his time in the position was short, he did seem to command great loyalty and respect from his followers, although his focus seemed to have been more on their faction's mercenary work than on serving as a ruler or even cultural figurehead for the people of Mandalore at large - regardless, Tor Vizsla saw him as enough of a threat to his own claim to the throne to seek his swift removal from the political field - even after having disappeared from the field of politics for years following the incident at Galidraan, many Mandalorians still answered his call to come and serve as trainers for the GAR, suggesting that they took his claim seriously as well

Anon: Jango Fett, while a man of many mistakes, inherited the role of Mando'alor from Jaster and tried to do the same as he did: honour their past, move forward and provide for their people - He took care of Montross and tried his best to protect the people who followed him, to make sure they had a future and didn't fall apart and get scattered to the winds again.

@lightsaberwieldingdalek: I mean. Jango’s got the best brand recognition? Absolutely everyone for centuries with recognise the Jango Fett look, and that army that Jango was kinda sort of responsible for did conquer at least half the galaxy, just…. Not in the name of mandalore