UMMMM Had To Look Some Stuff Up About Strills And I Never Realized How Weird As Hell They Are. 300-400

UMMMM had to look some stuff up about strills and I never realized how weird as hell they are. 300-400 years old? Only smell bad to men? Who came up with this? I mean I love them even more but what the heck

Do strills purr?

Tbf I don´t know. I also don´t give a flying fuck if Mird purrs in canon. They´re clearly dog-coded, with the slobbering everywhere.

But.

But.

They fucking should. They´re reptomammals that bear and nurse life pups, have fur, live up to 400 years, slobber everywhere, stink because fuck human males only in particular and can fly. They have six legs, four eyes, what looks like bat ears and look like someone designed a lap puppy from hell. I want one. So why shouldn´t they have a hyoid bone too? Frankly, it wouldn´t be the weirdest part of their anatomy.

So yeah. Strills purr and anyone who disagree can fight me behind a Penny after dark.

Any time another clone is asked about the stories, they all just agree like ‘yup hammer test is 100% real’

clones and avoiding behind studied. Refusing to be understood by those outside their society. One guy straight up lies to a civilian and says he has a hivemind with every single other clone in the galaxy that's why they get orders so fast. No they don't need comms he's never even heard of that.

I’m continually having thoughts of just a huge old Destroyer Droid following Fox around like a lost puppy all day through the senate. Making cute little noises, asking questions, and helping ward off any annoying senators.

Fox has had to stop his GAR brothers from accidentally shooting Roly Poly on many an occasion but enjoys its company enough that he doesn’t mind.

i need to write more

You run a Bakery, just a normal bakery, the only problem is that your customers at midnight to 6AM are mythical creatures who pay with gemstones and ancient gold and silver coins

I. Love. This.

Remember that time in the Star Wars newspaper comic when Boba Fett was defeated by a big magnet?

Not one of his proudest moments.

Forget rebels, he should’ve showed up in bad batch.

You’re telling me a huge bounty on Omega pops up and he DOESNT do anything? Lies and Slander

Does anyone else wish Boba Fett showed up in Star Wars Rebels or was at least mentioned?