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Mostly headcanons, maybe scenes and stuff. Inconsistently posting and obsessing over topics for a while.

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UMMMM Had To Look Some Stuff Up About Strills And I Never Realized How Weird As Hell They Are. 300-400

UMMMM had to look some stuff up about strills and I never realized how weird as hell they are. 300-400 years old? Only smell bad to men? Who came up with this? I mean I love them even more but what the heck

Do strills purr?

Tbf I don´t know. I also don´t give a flying fuck if Mird purrs in canon. They´re clearly dog-coded, with the slobbering everywhere.

But.

But.

They fucking should. They´re reptomammals that bear and nurse life pups, have fur, live up to 400 years, slobber everywhere, stink because fuck human males only in particular and can fly. They have six legs, four eyes, what looks like bat ears and look like someone designed a lap puppy from hell. I want one. So why shouldn´t they have a hyoid bone too? Frankly, it wouldn´t be the weirdest part of their anatomy.

So yeah. Strills purr and anyone who disagree can fight me behind a Penny after dark.

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