Actually No Fuck It Sysmeds DNI, Period. It Doesnt Make Sense To Be A Hypocrite And Judge A Type Of System

Actually no fuck it sysmeds DNI, period. It doesn’t make sense to be a hypocrite and judge a type of system without knowing anything about them, so no!!! Ty to a friend for pointing that out fucking hell /gen

Psst...@cassthepilot

I drew Cass as a warmup doodle turned cleaner(?) sketch! I hope I got her design right, I know that some parts look a bit wonky. ;^^

Either way, *slides this over to you.* 💖✨

people woobifying medic and making him this frail weak pitiful creature that’s useless without heavy

have u seen him run around the battlefield and saw through people

my piece for the “At Ease, Soldier” zine, a tribute to Rick May. 

Check out everyone’s work here ! The zine is free to view and download. You may also opt to donate, with all proceeds made by April 30 going to charity.

Hey, hey, okay, but for some reason my brain saw mantis men and the idea that the world is taken over by aliens and went:

“…Aperture science facility creates an army of mantis men and various horrifying abominations of science that have been dormant for years only for Chell/Doug to go and find them and somehow take over the combine with pure human ingenuity and bullshittery.”

Obviously the scientists are long gone, but that doesn’t mean the consequences of their crazy experiments can’t still be far reaching, can it? That doesn’t mean someone can’t come and try and take the facility over with the same ideals as Cave himself, right? I mean, I don’t know alot about the lore of either series, I know more about portal than I do half life but… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Portal is 2700% funnier when you remember that it canonically takes place in the same universe as Half-Life.

Aperture Science, a company run by a guy with more money than brains, accidentally turned a bunch of test-subjects into mantis-men using only 1950’s technology. 50-odd years later, their chief business competitor, Black Mesa Research Facility, is manipulated into setting off a dimensional catastrophe which ultimately results in the world getting conquered by an interdimensional alien empire called the Combine. The computer in charge of the Aperture Science facility, in the middle of a goofy tirade, claims to be “the only thing standing between us and them.”