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Hey, hey, okay, but for some reason my brain saw mantis men and the idea that the world is taken over by aliens and went:

“…Aperture science facility creates an army of mantis men and various horrifying abominations of science that have been dormant for years only for Chell/Doug to go and find them and somehow take over the combine with pure human ingenuity and bullshittery.”

Obviously the scientists are long gone, but that doesn’t mean the consequences of their crazy experiments can’t still be far reaching, can it? That doesn’t mean someone can’t come and try and take the facility over with the same ideals as Cave himself, right? I mean, I don’t know alot about the lore of either series, I know more about portal than I do half life but… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Portal is 2700% funnier when you remember that it canonically takes place in the same universe as Half-Life.

Aperture Science, a company run by a guy with more money than brains, accidentally turned a bunch of test-subjects into mantis-men using only 1950’s technology. 50-odd years later, their chief business competitor, Black Mesa Research Facility, is manipulated into setting off a dimensional catastrophe which ultimately results in the world getting conquered by an interdimensional alien empire called the Combine. The computer in charge of the Aperture Science facility, in the middle of a goofy tirade, claims to be “the only thing standing between us and them.”

god PPL WHO DRAW FTM BARNEY ARE DOING SO MUCH FOR SOCIETY AND THEY DONT EVEN KNOW!!!! earlier i saw a post of barney in a binder and i fucking started crying like man i love trans ppl so much i love barney my life is in shambles. /pos

for pride month i will insanely ramble about my trans half life hcs.... below the cut

so basically barney is ftm and got top surgery after hl1 while gordon was in stasis bc dr. kleiner gave it to him (#1 ally [hes also trans])..,.,.,. he'd occasionally bind before he got top surgery but since hes fat and usually wearing heavy gear nobody really saw his chest so he didn't have to/feel like he had to. he didn't get bottom surgery and doesn't plan on it (he's just like me fr). gordon helped him feel more comfortable and confident about being trans :]]]]

gordon is also ftm (shocking!) he's had top surgery since black mesa since he's always been pretty well paid and could afford it. he also doesn't have bottom dysphoria and doesn't want bottom surgery,,.,..,, (projecting so hard on all of them😰😰😰) him and barney are t4t and they are so in love <3