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(THE REAL) Charlie's Angels

Charlie: "Hey why do people keep saying that you three are my angels?"

Vaggie: Too busy being a jealous bitch.

Emily: "I dunno."

Lute: "Maybe because people ship you with all three of us? Ever thought of that, dumb bitch?"

Vaggie: Leaps at Lute Like a rabid dog.

Charlie: "Huh."

Too much time, too little rare pair lesbian fanfiction.

So. Question

How did CharLute...?

Um.... what?

Like- how did they get together or.......

Loot AU

When Lute goes to punish Vaggie Adam is nowhere near, some other Exorcists seeing a chance to get rid of the person hogging the job as Adam's right hand jump her cut off her arm and tear off her wings and take her halo.

Then they blackmail Vaggie into backing them up that Lute betrayed them to save the cannibal kid.

Lute is found by Charlie and after giving her name panics and explains that it's Loot with 2 O's because she's a sinner and loots things.

Charlie and Loot take longer to hook up, spending most of the last 3 years and the season pining for each other, they only get together at the end of episode 7.

Vaggie goes full general ripper out of guilt for what happened to Loot when her co conspirators talk about how horrible her life will be in hell, she lacks Lute's sadism but is hyper devoted to the purges and completely unwilling to think about it, becoming Adam's new liutenet.

Loot AU:Loot's arm

Since the Loot AU post did decently well here is some stuff for Loot's arms,

Loot has a cybernetic arm Charlie got her, she only touches Charlie with this hand, barring their first encounter, deeming her organic hand to bloodstained to touch Charlie, this finally changes at the end of episode 7 when Loot cradles Charlie's face in both hands leading up to their first kiss, and touches her with it freely going forward.

Loot never uses her cybernetic arm to fight never punching or holding her sword with it, since she doesn't want to misuse Charlie's gift, she finally uses it to wield her sword in the final battle against Vaggie grabbing it and cutting out her eye, recognizing that Charlie wants her to use the arm for herself rather then as a leash.

Loot AU: First meeting

Lute is fading in and out of consciousness in a back alley of hell, during one bout of awareness she sees a figure approaching her, her effort to respond puts to much stress on her and she blacks out, as the world fades away she hears a the stranger call out "woah! easy there."

When Lute awakens she sees the figure leaning over her, in a burst of adrenaline she grabs them by the shirt with her remaining arm and slams them against the opposite wall holding them aloft snarling in fear pain and anger.

"Oh good your awake!" Charlie proclaimed entirely to cheerfully for someone being held 2 feet off the ground, "Are the bandages ok?" She nervously reached up and tucked her hair behind her ear, "Not to tight?"

Lute looked at her quizzically before looking down at her missing arm and chest seeing her wounds were indeed dressed, with no imminent threat her adrenaline failed her and she lowered Charlie to the ground before stumbling back trying to steady herself nearly falling when she tripped over her own discarded mask and sword, Lute panicked seeing that she hadn't put any distance between herself and those items her eyes widening with horror realizing that her true nature would be exposed.

Then she was pulled from the panic by the sensation of Charlie's hands very gently cupping her face and pulling her eyes to meet her own, "It's ok." She assured her, "It's over now, they're gone, they won't hurt you anymore." Charlie's voice cracked a little as she said those reassurances.

Charlie released Lute's face and put a steadying hand on the wounded woman's shoulder, " My name is Charlie." She declared regaining her perky tone, "what's yours?"

"It's Lute." Catching her self Lute hastily added "Umm spelled with two O's! Like you know Loot as in looting because I'm a sinner and we like to like loot things!" Loot cringed at that, not even Emily was naive enough to buy that.

"Well Loot!" Charlie declared buying it, "I know post extermination is usually prime time for your namesake, but given your condition how about you take a rain check and I get you something to eat? Help you get your strength back?" With that Charlie turned towards the exit to the alley and began calling for Razzle and Dazzle.

Loot watched her walk away and reached up touching her cheek where one of Charlie's hands had rested so gently, and felt herself blushing, ""Looting"" her sword, she followed after.

This started as me just wanting to do a joke about Loot threatening to kill charlie and her still doing the hair tuck, and got way out of hand.

Loot AU: Trust falls

"I love you!" Charlie started standing on the stage.

Loot's cheeks began to heat up and she looked away to regain her composure "say it back you idiot you have been waiting years for this fucking moment say it fucking back!" Loot screamed in her mind before.

"All of you, as friends!" Charlie added just as Loot turned back, "Friends, who are in no way obligated to return these very platonic feelings, or any romantic feelings due to any actions on my part!" Charlie ended with a nervous laugh before throwing herself of the stage.

Loot pushed away the intruding self loathing to rush forward and catch her "I've got you ma'am!" Loot's eyes darted to her organic hand clutching Charlie's arm as she held her, and there it was the imaginary blood staining her hand and spreading to Charlie, Loot was used to it by now and blinked it away.

"I knew I could count on you Looty Patooty!" Charlie proclaimed bopping Loot's nose as she was set down.

"Can't help but notice I'm the only one who ran to catch you." Loot said as she turned to glare at the rest of the group.

"Ahh come on doll!" Angel said throwing his hands out to the side, " We just didn't want to get trampled by the princess's noble knight." He added in a mocking sweet tone.

"Angel! I will rip your fucking dick off!" Loot yelled.

"Hey you said you wouldn't do that again!" Angel protested.

"I said I would try not to!" Loot retorted letting anger act as anodyne for her soul to bury the hurt of both once again deluding herself into thinking Charlie returned her ""sick"" feelings, and remembering why she deserved this hell.

Loot AU: Relationship Upgrade

Loot approaches Charlie having learned the secret to killing angels, Charlie gives a warm smile and holds up a small knife,"I got you a souvenir." She declares softly to show Loot that her anger over hiding her angelic nature has abated.

Loot feels tears welling up and wipes them away "Of course you would forgive me." She says smiling back at Charlie, "You always forgive people, always see the best in us and try to bring it out for everyone else to see, that's why I love you."

Charlie looks off to the side, "You mean, that's what you love about me right?" Charlie utters having accepted that Loot only sees her as a friend.

Loot cups Charlie's face the same gentle way she had done for her in their first meeting in that dark alley years ago, and says "No."

Charlie's eyes wide and she blurts out "Oh fuck i-is this actually happening?" Loot leans in closer "I feel the same way I just didn't want to make you feel pressured! I mean I still don't so if you don't want to do thi..." Charlie's rambles are cut off as she closes that last tiny distance to press her lips against Loot's.

Charlie wraps her arms around Loot's waste pulling them together, Loot hugs Charlie back... Despite her hands still being on Charlie's face... As the two separate Charlie looks down to figure out the logistics of this and her eyes widen "Loot! Your wings grew back!" She exclames at the sight of the newly regrown appendages.

Loot simply stares dreamily at Charlie "Hmm? Oh cool I have those again." She utters completely uninterested in this decidedly not Charlie kissing news, before leaning back in to kiss her again.

When the two separate again Charlie rests her forehead against Loot's and giggles "Come on, let's go home." She turns draping her arm over Loot's shoulder and leading her back to the Hotel.

Loot AU: Not Alone

Loot beamed with delight as she reached out to Charlie's shoulder intent on gaining her attention for a good morning kiss, Charlie turned around a radiant smile on her beautiful face, but it vanished replaced with absolute horror and she began stumbling away desperate to put distance between them.

Loot watched in confusion, until she looked at the hand she had put on Charlie's shoulder and saw Sir Pentious's severed head staring at her with it's lifeless eyes, she dropped it and backed away tripping over his corpse, Loot shuffled back in horror before looking around eyes wet with tears Alastor mangled remains were at the foot of the staircase, Cherri's corpse was nearby cut down as she fled, in a corner were Angel Dust and Husk huddle together one of Niffty's tiny arms reaching out beneath them, they died trying to protect her.

Loot raised a hand to cover her mouth only to find she had none both her arms simply tapered into angelic swords in those blades she saw her reflection her mask splattered in blood and grinning that sadistic gleeful grin.

Loot's eyes stayed closed even as she snapped awake thankful she had done so early in the dream before she hurt Charlie or her friends's corpses began encouraging her to kill more sinners or asking why she betrayed them.

Loot steadied her breathing and tried to calm down, "This is your first night living in the same room as her, don't ruin it with your stupid nightmares." She admonished herself, she opened her eyes to confirm she was awake and calm herself, and immediately felt pangs of guilt rush through her as she saw a gentle yellow glow.

"Are you ok sweetie?" Charlie asked reaching up to stroke Loot's cheek, "Did you have a bad dream?" She continued gently.

Loot wanted to brush it off to not burden Charlie with her troubles, but, Loot rolled over and buried her face in Charlie's shoulder and sobbed, Charlie stroked her girlfriend's hair and reassured her it was alright, she told her she was there for her that she loved her, until Loot had cried herself sleep.

Charlie lay there still stroking Loot's hair she wanted to talk about this but it could wait till morning, for now she'd let the poor woman rest, Charlie's own tears began to flow as she wondered "How many times has this happened and I wasn't there for you?" She softly kissed the top of Loot's head, "You aren't alone anymore, and I promise you never will be again." She whispered before letting herself follow Loot into slumber.

Loot AU: Meeting Niffty

"This little darling is Niffty!" Alastor declared showing off the tiny demon he had called to the hotel.

Niffty waved "Hi I'm Niffty!" Her eye scanned the group before landing on Loot, with a quick lick of her lips she dashed forward and lept up, Loot catching Niffty in her arms on reflex, Niffty reached up to stroke Loot's chin with one finger, earning her a side eyed glare from Charlie, "What's your name handsome?" She asked her voice somewhere between crazed and seductive her eye smoldering.

"I'm a woman." Loot responded dryly.

Niffty looked like she'd just been told the sky was blue, She stared at Loot's slicked back undercut, before reaching up and grabbing the collar of Loot's dress shirt and pulling it open undoing her necktie and the top few buttons and looked down her shirt, Niffty responded to the confirmation by shoving herself out of Loot's arms with an indignant huff and falling on her ass, before standing up, "Dirty tease!" She shouted slapping Loot's backside, "Speaking of dirty." She grumbled running off and randomly cleaning things complaining about the mess as she went.

Loot raised her sword ready to chase her for that slap but was stopped by Charlie reaching over to offhandedly fix her shirt and tie even as she watched Niffty go on her little cleaning rampage, before getting distracted by another new arrival, Loot tucked her hands into her pockets and followed after.