Lesbian Genderfluid they/he/she
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ADHD X AUTISM
ROUND 2 MATCH 1
A Movie, a prequel, and two spin-offs
I am this close to committing an atrocity...
every time i remember the protagonist of the owl house, one of the biggest cartoons airing right now, is a neurodivergent (canonically(?) adhd, commonly hc'd as autistic) weird kid who likes books about witches and demons and makes fanfiction for that same book and likes making anime MVs and who makes fanart of these things along with fanart of her and her WITCH GIRLFRIEND who she pulled with the power of her TGWA hyperfixation (the only reason she had the book amity didn't have on her + TGWA book fanclub) also the other reason she pulled her WITCH GIRLFRIEND was because she was so delusional she thought "oh i'll just use all these tropes from my fantasy witch books and fanfics on this girl to make a new friend get a girlfriend" AND THAT SHIT ACTUALLY WORKED and the WITCH GIRL fell for HER FIRST and the "power of friendship" trope worked on the NEPHEW OF THE EVIL DICTATOR OF THE DEMON WITCH REALM SHE WAS TRANSPORTED TO and she was transported there because of her TGWA hyperfixation too and she has LITERALLY OVERPOWERED that same EVIL DICTATOR by insulting his clothing choice and she also used to wear a cat hoodie and is bisexual. this is peak television
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Willow: Hunter and I got married!! Amity: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.
Amity: Guys, my friend here is bilingual. Luz: Yes. Amity: Which means they like both boys and girls. Luz: Ye- wait, what- Gus: Amity, that's not what bilingual means- Amity: Shhh, it's okay Luz. I still love you, man. Luz & Gus: … Amity: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-
amity: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- luz: I wrote you a poem. amity, already crying: You did?
amity: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. luz: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. amity: … amity: You mean ring bearER, right? luz: … amity: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
amity: So you like cats? luz: Yeah. amity: tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table
luz: Are you ready to commit? amity: Like, a crime or a relationship?
amity: Is something burning? luz, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. amity: luz, the toaster is literally on fire.
luz: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. amity: Okay. luz: And make out during the scary parts. amity: Th- amity: The scary parts. amity: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
luz: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash. amity: Oh. We're going out? luz: Wh…
amity: Are you sure luz's even gay? They barely even looked at me.
amity: Two bros! luz: Chillin' in a hot tub! amity and luz, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
luz: Relationships should be 50/50. amity cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
amity: My hands are cold. luz: Here, let me hold them. amity: My lips are cold too. luz: covers amity's mouth with their hand
luz: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. amity: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
amity: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. luz: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely amity: That one. I want that one.
amity: luz is playing hard to get. amity: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
Willow: Ooh, somebody has a crush Amity: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Luz I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them. Later that night Amity, very much awake: Uh oh.
Amity: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints. Willow: What hints have you given them? Amity: Well, I think about them a lot. Amity: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.
Amity: I didn't drink that much last night. Willow: You were flirting with Luz. Amity: So what? They're my partner. Willow: You asked if they were single. Willow: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
Amity: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Luz: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Amity: I said within reason, Luz. How about I murder that guy? Luz: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Amity: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Luz: I have feelings for you. Amity: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
Amity: Where are you going? Luz: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one! Amity: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday! Willow, knowing full well that Amity got Luz an engagement ring: eating popcorn
Luz: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me. Amity: But they said not to touch the masterpieces. Luz: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall. Willow, on a walkie talkie: This is Willow, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
Luz: I want to kiss you. Amity, not paying attention: What? Luz: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
Amity: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Luz: This is a lie. Luz: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie. Luz: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
Willow: Is this your plan B? Luz: Technically, this is plan P. Willow: Plan P? Is there a plan M? Luz: Yes, but I marry Amity in plan M. Amity: I like plan M.
I MISSED ONE WAIT-
Luz: Do you want to know your gay name? Amity: My… my gay name? Luz: Yeah, it's your first name- Amity: Haha. Very funny Luz- Luz: gets down on one knee And my last name. Amity: Oh- oh my god.
LUMITYYYYYY bc i watched for the future
Amity: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Luz: AS ENEMIES?! Amity:
Amity: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you… Luz: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
Amity: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Luz: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
Luz: You have to apologize to them Amity. Amity: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
Luz: That was so hot, Amity. Amity: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Luz: I'm so in love with you.
Luz: I owe you one. Amity: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
I’M SORRY I COULDN’T STOP MYSELF-
Catradora in a Patrochilles AU
that’s all. that’s what i need.
So I'm not sure if anyone else noticed, but For the Future has a bunch of Macbeth parallels with the Wittebane bros. The floating dagger? The hallucinations of someone he killed that are slowly driving him inane? I can't remember if there's any more, but it's just something me and my friend noticed.
my life goal 🫶
Fuck it
Unpossess ur Raine
AHHHHHHHH THEYYYYY SOOO FIIINNEEE
I don't know if I'm rooting for Wenclair to happen at S2 or if I'm rooting for IT NOT TO HAPPEN and not run the risk of being canceled
I love how Wednesday is canonically taller than Enid but the whole fandom just decided that’s wrong-
they were roomates
sorry for the shit quality BUT OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMATES?!
I've always had this little headcanon that Catra uses she/they pronouns. I think that Dt helped her realise and then on Prime's ship she had like months to process.
Headcanon: Best Friend Squad Game Night after the war : Twister
Adora:
Is really fucking unflexible
Turns into She Ra to cheat
Smirks like throughout the whole game bc she’s and overconfident dumbass
Catra:
• Always ends up second
• Gets flustered bc She Ra
• Whispers random shit at Melog and yells at them to shush
• Hella flexible
Glimmer:
• Frustrated because she’s short and can’t stretch
• Really grumpy
• Laughs like a maniac if anyone falls over
• Threatens murder to anyone who laughs at HER
Bow:
• Either wins or comes dead last
• Tries to help the others
• Calls Adora out when she cheats
Melog just kinda hovers in the corner and spins the wheel for them all. They mew at Catra randomly and she goes like bright red and tells them to shut up.
YOU ARE VALID ❤️
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I FUCKING LOVE THESE OBLIVIOUS IDIOTS (sobs)
Sapphics how does it feel to keep on winning?
Just realised that Glimmer wore her mums old clothes when she became queen-
Holy fuck i’m so stupid.