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Catra and jinx twin sister au catra dropping little bits of her lore to the bsf squad after the war to keep them on their toes
Adora: can u do the dishes-
Catra: wooooww is this because im a sumprat? Jesus, adora. I thought u were one of the good ones.
Adora: ??? A what??
Catra: yuck it smells like my dads rotting corpse in here-
Literally everyone: UR WHAT.
Bow: please. Please just tell me your real name. The colour of your dads hair. The amount if siblings you have. Anything. Please. Im so invested.
Catra: my real name is Princess Elizabeth II
Bow: i have even more questions then ever before. Thank you.
Catra, fondly: i remember throwing hot tea on rich people with my siblings when i was little. We'd run away laughing, and then go fuck with another rich person 'till we had to go home for dinner.
Glimmer, scooching away: ... i dont feel safe.
Catra: good. Dont.
Catra (to adora): stop being mean to Adam. My twin blew up our whole family, and you dont see me yelling at her bacause she's dead.
Adora: 😦 oh
Id like to add some clarifications!!!
Elizabeth is her birth name, Vander did call her his little princess when she was young, otherwise catra is just kinda fucking with Bow bc hes gullible and funny
The corpses in the explosion had a very distinct smell of death and she has it ingrained into her memory #PTSDthings
Jinx isnt actually dead they just havent had their reunion yet yk and also catra gets very sad seeing adora be rough and a bit mean (jokingly) bc she misses her own twin so so much and oh im crying again
Catra and jinx twin sister au catra dropping little bits of her lore to the bsf squad after the war to keep them on their toes
Adora: can u do the dishes-
Catra: wooooww is this because im a sumprat? Jesus, adora. I thought u were one of the good ones.
Adora: ??? A what??
Catra: yuck it smells like my dads rotting corpse in here-
Literally everyone: UR WHAT.
Bow: please. Please just tell me your real name. The colour of your dads hair. The amount if siblings you have. Anything. Please. Im so invested.
Catra: my real name is Princess Elizabeth II
Bow: i have even more questions then ever before. Thank you.
Catra, fondly: i remember throwing hot tea on rich people with my siblings when i was little. We'd run away laughing, and then go fuck with another rich person 'till we had to go home for dinner.
Glimmer, scooching away: ... i dont feel safe.
Catra: good. Dont.
Catra (to adora): stop being mean to Adam. My twin blew up our whole family, and you dont see me yelling at her bacause she's dead.
Adora: 😦 oh
Glimmer: I hate fighting with you.
Bow: Me too, I just don't know what to do when we argue.
Adora: You two should have a baby.
Glimmer: What?!
Bow: How would that help!?
Adora: Whenever I piss off Catra too much, I just hold Finn in front of me like a shield. Instead of yelling in front of them she just leaves the room. She doesn't like it when I do that, but it works every time.
Bow & Glimmer: ...
Glimmer: Every time you say?
Bow: Our families are going to be in therapy for generations.
Here a bunch of Incorrect She-ra quotes cuz I’m bored and I felt like it:
Catra: I’m the most Badass and smartest force captain in this place
Adora: Are you stuck in that candy machine?
Catra: I paid for my Rolos , I’m getting my Rolos
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Scorpia, talking to Purfuma: I mean I'm dumb and loud and my hair doesn't always look great but I can make you laugh and I'm good at hugging so why not date me
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Catra: You look tired
Glimmer: I didn’t get much sleep last night
Catra: Were you doing something cool?
Glimmer: Does worrying count?
Catra: No.
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Hordak : If you had to choose between Catra and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you choose?
Shadow Weaver: Depends. How much money are we talking?
Catra: Shadow Weaver???!
Hordak : 5 cents
Shadow Weaver: Sold
Catra: SHADOW WEAVER?!?!?!?
(I know Shadow Weavers a little *cough* dead now but I uh.. thought this still would be funny(；ω；))
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Catra, entering the room: Hey Scorpia , have u seen Ador-
Scorpia , lying awkwardly on bed, flustered, coughing: huh yes what?
Catra:...
Catra: is Perfuma under the bed?
Perfuma, muffled: no.
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Adora: my clothes keep disappearing, it’s creeping me the hell out
Catra, clearly wearing Adora’s shirt: Spooky
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Perfuma : Babe do the thing.
Scorpia:...*flexes*
Perfuma, breathless: Oh my god..
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Glimmer: Why’d u give a bow to our child?!
Bow: They felt unsafe
Glimmer: Now I feel unsafe !
Bow: I’m sorry
Bow:
Bow: Would u like a bow?
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Can y’all tell that Scorfuma is my OTP? (๑>◡<๑)
I REALLY Loved Season 5 of She-ra and I’m really sad it’s over but, THANK YOU NOELLE *\(^o^)/*
I may make more of these if I get bored againʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
college au best friend squad who just won a sports game or smthn--
idk I just wanted to draw them and this is what happened
spop art dump-- the first show that I started making art for and it holds such a special place in my heart
Messy comic I've been meaning to do for a while. Sort of for @glimbowweek. (Of course I end up posting this this 4 minutes before midnight on the last day-)
— ɢʟɪᴍᴍᴇʀ ♥︎ ɪᴄᴏɴs 🌷
psd by:@glitterpsd . . .
Obviously the lack of appreciation that my last few lettering posts got didn't stop my desire for the fleeting beauty that is tumblr fame
Sooooo here you go
( if you haven't watched She-Ra do yourself a favor and go see it )
Adora’s perfect future in Heart - Part 2
where that catradora disaster parents with their 20 something disaster gay friend group content at?
Headcanon: Best Friend Squad Game Night after the war : Twister
Adora:
Is really fucking unflexible
Turns into She Ra to cheat
Smirks like throughout the whole game bc she’s and overconfident dumbass
Catra:
• Always ends up second
• Gets flustered bc She Ra
• Whispers random shit at Melog and yells at them to shush
• Hella flexible
Glimmer:
• Frustrated because she’s short and can’t stretch
• Really grumpy
• Laughs like a maniac if anyone falls over
• Threatens murder to anyone who laughs at HER
Bow:
• Either wins or comes dead last
• Tries to help the others
• Calls Adora out when she cheats
Melog just kinda hovers in the corner and spins the wheel for them all. They mew at Catra randomly and she goes like bright red and tells them to shut up.