that-transformers-chick

A place to store a growing obsession

You can call me Curi, 27, she/her pronouns.

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Isn't He The One From G1 That Married A Human Girl Called Covergirl???

Isn't he the one from g1 that married a human girl called covergirl???

More promo art and leaks are coming out for Transformers Reactivate and... Am I the only one who thinks Powerglide is kinda hot? I'll have to hear his voice to make my final judgement call, but...

This works. This works for me.

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11 months ago

Blitzbee Week 1 - Forbidden

It's been sealed away, a beast of the past, in a cellar nobody remembers

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transformers transformers animated bumblebee blitzwing blitzbee blitzbeeweek2024 YOOOOOOOO this is so good

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10 months ago

If I did the math correctly, a Cybertronian befriending a human is like a human befriending a being that lives for less than a third of a 24-hour day.

I am NOT okay.

Average life expectancy of a Cybertronian, according to IDW: 8 million Earth years, give or take

Average life expectancy of a human: 80-ish years

One Cybertronian lifetime is 100,000x longer than one human lifetime.

One human lifetime (80 years) divided by that same 100,000 equals 0.0008 of one year.

0.0008 of one year is 7.008 hours.

Imagine caring about beings whose entire lifetimes occupy a mere SEVEN HOURS of your day.

This puts in perspective every dismissive comment made by any Cybertronian about humans.

And suddenly, every Cybertronian who’s formed a connection with a human in canon is so much more extraordinary to me.

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transformers transformers lore Transformers culture I like the math done on this for a funny But I'd also like to put the reminder in that cybertronians still live mortal lives Meaning they live in the morning they experience day and night like we do In the grand scheme of things yes a human will be a blip But in the moment those forty to sixty years That human if the cybertronian isn't a racist prick Will be just as real important and a friend to them as any other cybertronian The only difference is the permanence of the goodbye But I kinda wish everyone would shut the fuck up about it and stop making it EVERY cybertronians core personality trait when they meet A human

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10 months ago

What Better Way To Help Ur Boyfriend Feel Like Himself Again Than To Rearm Him And Play Target Practice

what better way to help ur boyfriend feel like himself again than to rearm him and play target practice fight? hey wait—!

@blitzbee-week day 6: nostalgia

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transformers transformers animated tfa blitzwing bumblebee blitzbee blitzbeeweek2024 Oooooh this is cute I love the slide move Clever as hell

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11 months ago

Level 1: But is it canon?

Level 2: I can fix the canon.

Level 3: I can make the canon worse.

Level 4: I can fill the canon with small, brightly coloured frogs.

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11 months ago

More promo art and leaks are coming out for Transformers Reactivate and... Am I the only one who thinks Powerglide is kinda hot? I'll have to hear his voice to make my final judgement call, but...

This works. This works for me.

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transformers transformers reactivate ahhhhhh Pfffft omg there are two! I forgot they had a kid G1 is wild! No one can judge cybertronian×human fics g1 did it first!

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