Another Question: How Big Is JAK? Do Normal Human Clothes Fit Him Well/where Does He Get His Clothes

another question: how big is JAK? do normal human clothes fit him well/where does he get his clothes if they dont? can i see a hand size comparison between him and pandora? actually, how tall is pandora? she gives short gremlin vibes. maybe thats why jak looks tall hes just standing next to a tiny racoon of a person

OH JAK IS HUGE.

He's a fighter bot, and a kickboxer, so he has to be pretty big to take on bots in his weight range who are often equipped with flame throwers and circular saws etc etc. Pandora isn't all that tiny, but she does give off tiny energy.

As for JAK's clothes, they live on a space station with an incredibly varied population, i'm talking anything from 10 foot tall lizard men to tiny sentient rat-lions, so it's not terribly hard for JAK to find big n tall sizes that fit his frame :] Some of his mods/parts are also detachable, like his giant forearm kibble, so he can more easily slide into things.

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some flora to go with the cybertronian fauna I’ve made, from last month’s patreon poll. (cats, dogs, crustations/gastropods)

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Cybertronians sneezing

Like, whooshing air sharply out of their vents in order to clear irritants- basically the same idea as anything else sneezing, but with their entire body as opposed to just their nasal area. 

Big bots sneezing and sending data-pads flying. 

Little bots having sneezing fits and falling out of their chairs. 

Bots trying to hold in big sneezes by clamping down their plating- and then said plating just goes flying off. 

Seekers flying through something irritating during a flight, sneezing right in the middle of a big complicated routine, and just kind of completely losing all the dramatic effect. 

I just thought of this idea

So imagine Ratchet is in a particularly bad mood one day and he’s being kinda snippy with everyone, even Optimus. Ratchet then leaves the room to take inventory on the Energon supply or what ever and Optimus takes his place at the computer while he does so. Everyone is in the main room except for Ratchet.

Now everyone besides Optimus is talking about Ratchet amongst themselves and being like, “What’s up with him today?” and “Yeah why is he’s he begin so mean to us?”. And then Arcee says something like, “I wish he’d lighten up for once.” Optimus doesn’t like what he’s hearing and is about to speak up, but Raf speaks first.

“I always try to be extra nice to Ratchet when he’s grumpy like this.“ Everyone turns and looks at him, “Why?“ Arcee asks. Raf doesn’t look away from his computer screen.

“Most of the time Ratchet feels like scrap, and I don’t want to make him feel worse by biting back at him.“ Everyone, including Optimus look at Raf curiously. “He feels like scrap?” Miko asked. “Well yeah I mean, when was the last time Ratchet left the base?“ Everyone looked at each other silently. Raf continued to type away.

“Ratchets been cooped up in this tiny little base probably since he first arrived here on Earth a long time ago. His cabin fever must be insane, and the only times he really gets to see what Earth looks like is if one of his friends are dying or wounded and he needs to go after them. Because of that, and many other reasons, he really doesn’t like Earth. Yet he’s still stuck on it for the foreseeable future.“

Raf stopped typing. “And there’s so much more that makes Ratchet act like that. I know he bottles up how he feels about things to not bother anybody. I know he questions his worth everyday and worries that one of you is going to need him and he’s going to mess it up. I know this about him, and I feel sorry for him. When Ratchet gets crabby like he did today, that’s just the bottle overflowing a little.“ Raf continued to type.

“So I try to be really nice to him as much as I can. Same goes for all of you, I have no idea what you’re going through or what you’re dealing with. So good mood or not, I try my best to be really nice to you guys and not be snippy.“

Everyone is stunned into silence. Optimus couldn’t help but let a sad smile form on his face plates as he turned back to typing on his own computer. 

“I couldn’t have said it better myself, Rafael.“

Everyone just gets this dumb and guilty look on their face because they never stopped to think about how Ratchet felt and why he was acting like that. They all just assumed that Ratchet is naturally a grump and there’s nothing that can be done about it. Which is somewhat true, but he wasn’t always like this.

Next thing you know Ratchet comes back in the room and everyone just looks at him like,