It Should Also Be Noted That Saturn Was Originally Depicted With A Great Big Swingin Ding Dong Which

It should also be noted that “Saturn” was originally depicted with a great big swingin ding dong which either deteriorated over time or was censored before being displayed to the public

so was no one was gonna tell me that the painting saturn devouring his son was found painted directly onto the walls of the artist’s home after he died and that it may not even be depicting the greek legend, that’s just the most common interpretation??????

The best part of this is that, by book cannon, they cannot consume anything that isn’t blood and because they do not have a traditional digestive process, he will be forced to puke that up later.

I'm not sure what part of this is my favorite. (They are all my favorite.)

Also, everyone poops there pants at least once. It’s canon.

Cannot wait for the chaos that will inevitably arise when TV show fans begin to read the books. Like yes it's about love and divorce and baby trapping but it's also about becoming a rock star, meeting Jesus, aliens, having random 150 page breaks whenever a character starts telling a story, and Lestat sucking up someone's brains and then throwing the tissue matter back up. Literature is such a beautiful thing <3

what i miss most about being a chocolatier (besides the honor of gayest job title imaginable) is we had these massive bars of chocolate for tempering that were 10lbs and we had to break them into smaller chunks. by using a sledgehammer of course. i LIVED for that shit