What I Miss Most About Being A Chocolatier (besides The Honor Of Gayest Job Title Imaginable) Is We Had

what i miss most about being a chocolatier (besides the honor of gayest job title imaginable) is we had these massive bars of chocolate for tempering that were 10lbs and we had to break them into smaller chunks. by using a sledgehammer of course. i LIVED for that shit

Also, everyone poops there pants at least once. It’s canon.

Cannot wait for the chaos that will inevitably arise when TV show fans begin to read the books. Like yes it's about love and divorce and baby trapping but it's also about becoming a rock star, meeting Jesus, aliens, having random 150 page breaks whenever a character starts telling a story, and Lestat sucking up someone's brains and then throwing the tissue matter back up. Literature is such a beautiful thing <3

Lestat speaking English as a second language and not having mastered it, but trying very hard to come across as well read and cultured and fumbling periodically is fucking great. He is an aggressively insecure baby about it and I can’t wait for Louis to quietly roast him.

I wasnt going to post about it bc I dont want to sound insufferable but. Lestat saying 'for the infinitesimal time' is so funny because

king of knowing what words mean and using them correctly in sentences

The Children of Darkness look different here

apparently the show has achieved its goal guys