But Dear Strawberry...I AM KAUFMO. (Yarg This Is Cringe Chat. But Me And Kaufmo Are Cringe So Deal With

But dear strawberry...I AM KAUFMO. (Yarg this is cringe chat. But me and Kaufmo are cringe so deal with it) WE. ARe KAuFMo. Hm...Maybe you seem like a good target... *Take strawberry aswell* We will all be universially together soon my dears. Soon. WE WILL BE ONE. {EVIL ADHD had woken up earlier than usual and ready for a 1-3 hour angst} @ask-abstracted-kaufmo @pomni-xddcc

[this person will be right back! They have religious things to attend to IRL will be back around 1 pm ish. The angst will continue soon!]

Oh Pomni~! You don't know me that well, but in the course of a couple hours me and trusted partner @ask-abstracted-kaufmo have come to terms on ONE thing. We. Want. You. *Snatches Pomni and takes her to me and Kaufmo's cage cellar* And don't you DARE resist dear. It's not gonna be a fun ride if you do~

-EVIL ADHD

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WHERE ARE THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS WAIT LETS TALK THIS OUT I BEG.

It just shows you care Kaufy. Can I call you that? I honestly feel like we have gotten closer a lot more recently. But yeah pillows an blankets would be nice actually!

*Cries* KAUFMO!! PLS. You know what? Fine. Can I alteast have hispanic sweet bread and milk at least? -ADHD anon.

"Of course.. uhh.. let me see if I can find some.."

Kaufmo goes to find some sweet Hispanic bread and milk..

"Do you like soy milk-? Almond milk-? We got uhh chocolate milk too."

Guys its a lie. I reblogged it and then I got into a big fight with my best friend. Not the happeist news of my life.

W-Why are you shaking it...? JAX!! if you don't take those pills I'll-! *sigh* No no! Take care of them!! Fine. Do what you want. *Throws cob of corn on his cage*

Hey Jax since I need to take care of you while our master Kaufmo rests, I need you to take these. It's...Maditory. *Hands him a pill bottle that looks like the label has been ripped of and in sharpie says HELPING PILLS* And you better take em rabbit!! Because if you don't...*Hold out a cob of corn* -EVIL ADHD

haha suuuure... give me those pills.... (<- malicious intent)

Oh~! @ask-abstracted-kaufmo!!! Plan in sesh!!! WE GOT HER. And don't worry dear Pomni...We just want to do one thing to you...We promise not to hurt you~ (For context on wtf is going to happen check me and Kaufmo's chats on his blog.) [angst will continue in a few hours. Evil ADHD is busy on sundays and needs to sleep]

Oh Pomni~! You don't know me that well, but in the course of a couple hours me and trusted partner @ask-abstracted-kaufmo have come to terms on ONE thing. We. Want. You. *Snatches Pomni and takes her to me and Kaufmo's cage cellar* And don't you DARE resist dear. It's not gonna be a fun ride if you do~

-EVIL ADHD

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WHERE ARE THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS WAIT LETS TALK THIS OUT I BEG.

*sobs even more* I'm not crying u are...! *sniff* Thank you Kaufy!!! And I won't go boasting! You can count on me Ma'am-sir! -A very happy ADHD anon.

*Cries* KAUFMO!! PLS. You know what? Fine. Can I alteast have hispanic sweet bread and milk at least? -ADHD anon.

"Of course.. uhh.. let me see if I can find some.."

Kaufmo goes to find some sweet Hispanic bread and milk..

"Do you like soy milk-? Almond milk-? We got uhh chocolate milk too."