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But dear strawberry...I AM KAUFMO. (Yarg this is cringe chat. But me and Kaufmo are cringe so deal with it) WE. ARe KAuFMo. Hm...Maybe you seem like a good target... *Take strawberry aswell* We will all be universially together soon my dears. Soon. WE WILL BE ONE. {EVIL ADHD had woken up earlier than usual and ready for a 1-3 hour angst} @ask-abstracted-kaufmo @pomni-xddcc

[this person will be right back! They have religious things to attend to IRL will be back around 1 pm ish. The angst will continue soon!]

Oh Pomni~! You don't know me that well, but in the course of a couple hours me and trusted partner @ask-abstracted-kaufmo have come to terms on ONE thing. We. Want. You. *Snatches Pomni and takes her to me and Kaufmo's cage cellar* And don't you DARE resist dear. It's not gonna be a fun ride if you do~

-EVIL ADHD

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WHERE ARE THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS WAIT LETS TALK THIS OUT I BEG.

Fine fine.

Hi Jax! You don't know me too well but...I like your color...It'll do well in me and @ask-abstracted-kaufmo little cellar!! BOYS LET MOVE!!! *Scares Jax into a bag using corn and kidnaps him* (me and Kaufmo are in our villian eras.) -EVIL ADHD

AH- WAIT-

...

OH

FUCK OFF

★Jax is now kidnapped★

Maybe he saw me calling you that?

Hi Jax! You don't know me too well but...I like your color...It'll do well in me and @ask-abstracted-kaufmo little cellar!! BOYS LET MOVE!!! *Scares Jax into a bag using corn and kidnaps him* (me and Kaufmo are in our villian eras.) -EVIL ADHD

AH- WAIT-

...

OH

FUCK OFF

★Jax is now kidnapped★

Here ya go!! *give him the pills and a can of pepsi.*

Hey Jax since I need to take care of you while our master Kaufmo rests, I need you to take these. It's...Maditory. *Hands him a pill bottle that looks like the label has been ripped of and in sharpie says HELPING PILLS* And you better take em rabbit!! Because if you don't...*Hold out a cob of corn* -EVIL ADHD

haha suuuure... give me those pills.... (<- malicious intent)

W-Why are you shaking it...? JAX!! if you don't take those pills I'll-! *sigh* No no! Take care of them!! Fine. Do what you want. *Throws cob of corn on his cage*

Hey Jax since I need to take care of you while our master Kaufmo rests, I need you to take these. It's...Maditory. *Hands him a pill bottle that looks like the label has been ripped of and in sharpie says HELPING PILLS* And you better take em rabbit!! Because if you don't...*Hold out a cob of corn* -EVIL ADHD

haha suuuure... give me those pills.... (<- malicious intent)

Sorry Caine buddo but... That won't work here. I intend to keep you here for a while so just. Swallow that pill and...you'll be fine.

Heyo~! I'm taking care of two Jaxes but I want to make Kaufmo proud so... *Snatches Caine and takes him to me and @ask-abstracted-kaufmo's cellar* We got hispanic food, milk, pepsi etc! And...take these pills...they HELP with the um...the stress! So if you dont want to panic as much TAKE THESE!! *Hands caine a bottle that says Viruses Anxiety pills and force him to take one before he can protest* -EVIL ADHD

huh??? you- you know you can't keep me here right? that I can just leave? *Caine snaps his fingers with the intention to teleport away, but it doesn't work*

what the-

THATS IT MISTER *Throws three corn cobs in his cage* KEEP THIS UP AND YOU'LL BE IN THE MY LITTLE PONY ROOM WITH STRAWBERRY!!

Hey Jax since I need to take care of you while our master Kaufmo rests, I need you to take these. It's...Maditory. *Hands him a pill bottle that looks like the label has been ripped of and in sharpie says HELPING PILLS* And you better take em rabbit!! Because if you don't...*Hold out a cob of corn* -EVIL ADHD

haha suuuure... give me those pills.... (<- malicious intent)

I'm aware your glitching. So take these pills! They help! Promise! And who is Zee exactly?

@thattransdudeee, hey, I know I’m like… your prisoner… but can I PLEASE have my cat to stop this damn glitching?! It hurts.

I see. But, I assure you these pills are safe. Take one and you'll see! You don't have to continue the medication if you don't like it. But I must say even just 1 pill will help a lot! And are you talking about the cat in your pfp? (sorry mod doesn't know like half of your lore)

@thattransdudeee, hey, I know I’m like… your prisoner… but can I PLEASE have my cat to stop this damn glitching?! It hurts.

I see. I'm not sure where your cat is. I would ask Kaufmo but he is resting peacefully with his VERY peaceful dreams...But! Since you don't want to take the pills you might have to stay in the cage just a little longer! And well...your glitching will continue.

@thattransdudeee, hey, I know I’m like… your prisoner… but can I PLEASE have my cat to stop this damn glitching?! It hurts.

*I seem to be trying to attempt to get the others to take our [Very helping and soothing] Pills!!! So I don't see him with the lighter*

Hey Jax since I need to take care of you while our master Kaufmo rests, I need you to take these. It's...Maditory. *Hands him a pill bottle that looks like the label has been ripped of and in sharpie says HELPING PILLS* And you better take em rabbit!! Because if you don't...*Hold out a cob of corn* -EVIL ADHD

haha suuuure... give me those pills.... (<- malicious intent)

{for evil adhd} hey, you might want to go check on the dragon (lurker) i thimk they are chewing on the bars of thier cage (i am 100% requesting for an interaction between @lurker-lurking and u, no pressure tho you dont have to if you dont want to :) )

EVIL ADHD IS A BIT BUSY RN PEOPLE ARE BREAKING OUT OF THE CAGES BUT!!! IF YOU'D LIKE I WILL GLADLY KIDNAP THEM TOO!!!

W-Wahh!!! *I quickly put out the fire!!* JAX!!!

Hey Jax since I need to take care of you while our master Kaufmo rests, I need you to take these. It's...Maditory. *Hands him a pill bottle that looks like the label has been ripped of and in sharpie says HELPING PILLS* And you better take em rabbit!! Because if you don't...*Hold out a cob of corn* -EVIL ADHD

haha suuuure... give me those pills.... (<- malicious intent)

What-?! NOO!!!! *send my phantom minions after Jax* GET HIM!!!

*melts the cage bars* Don't worry about me, I won't fit in a cage. Now help the others escape

-v!anon

....v!anon?

....

hah, i guess i own you one now!

*he makes a run for it to find strawberry*

(@thattransdudeee)

...I'll do this! *I snap my fingers and he is put in a fire proof cage for his size.* Now!! Time to put the others in these while Jax is being chased by phantom minions.

@thattransdudeee whatcha gonna do about a 15 foot demon who can melt metal with his bare hands? You gonna sit and watch while I let everyone escape?

Ok to be fair me and Kaufmo's brains are fused with eachother right now. Then. Take this one!! *I hand him a bottle of flintstone gummy's* Since no one wants to take OUR [very healthy and helping] Pills!! We thought these may be an alternate!

Heyo~! I'm taking care of two Jaxes but I want to make Kaufmo proud so... *Snatches Caine and takes him to me and @ask-abstracted-kaufmo's cellar* We got hispanic food, milk, pepsi etc! And...take these pills...they HELP with the um...the stress! So if you dont want to panic as much TAKE THESE!! *Hands caine a bottle that says Viruses Anxiety pills and force him to take one before he can protest* -EVIL ADHD

huh??? you- you know you can't keep me here right? that I can just leave? *Caine snaps his fingers with the intention to teleport away, but it doesn't work*

what the-

Huh. Well. Maybe a cage with Tantalum carbide...? (Me and Kaufmo are not very smart) Wait. I can just do this. *Taints all the cages with holy water*

@thattransdudeee whatcha gonna do about a 15 foot demon who can melt metal with his bare hands? You gonna sit and watch while I let everyone escape?

Ah! ah! ah! *Takes the raido and smashes it* We can't be having you do that. Now sit here while I spead holy water everywhere.

Heyo~! I'm taking care of two Jaxes but I want to make Kaufmo proud so... *Snatches Caine and takes him to me and @ask-abstracted-kaufmo's cellar* We got hispanic food, milk, pepsi etc! And...take these pills...they HELP with the um...the stress! So if you dont want to panic as much TAKE THESE!! *Hands caine a bottle that says Viruses Anxiety pills and force him to take one before he can protest* -EVIL ADHD

huh??? you- you know you can't keep me here right? that I can just leave? *Caine snaps his fingers with the intention to teleport away, but it doesn't work*

what the-

Actually I did! (Mod IRL goes to church) So um...Yeah. Cause that's like...the only way you get holy water honey.

Heyo~! I'm taking care of two Jaxes but I want to make Kaufmo proud so... *Snatches Caine and takes him to me and @ask-abstracted-kaufmo's cellar* We got hispanic food, milk, pepsi etc! And...take these pills...they HELP with the um...the stress! So if you dont want to panic as much TAKE THESE!! *Hands caine a bottle that says Viruses Anxiety pills and force him to take one before he can protest* -EVIL ADHD

huh??? you- you know you can't keep me here right? that I can just leave? *Caine snaps his fingers with the intention to teleport away, but it doesn't work*

what the-

... *puts them in a bite proof cage...? that is shaped like a box with very small breathing holes around* That...should do.

{for evil adhd} hey, you might want to go check on the dragon (lurker) i thimk they are chewing on the bars of thier cage (i am 100% requesting for an interaction between @lurker-lurking and u, no pressure tho you dont have to if you dont want to :) )

EVIL ADHD IS A BIT BUSY RN PEOPLE ARE BREAKING OUT OF THE CAGES BUT!!! IF YOU'D LIKE I WILL GLADLY KIDNAP THEM TOO!!!