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Could You Kindly Write Alex And Sam From Stardew Valley With A Reader Who Is A Baker?

Could you kindly write Alex and Sam from Stardew Valley with a reader who is a baker?

Of course I can! Also I apologize ahead of time for how short this is. Thank you for the request and I hope you enjoy :)

Alex:

He absolutely loves it!

It reminds him of Evelyn a lot, she is quite the baker herself

His heart would melt if you baked cookies with Evelyn <3

Is a horrendous cook/baker himself, so if he helps you it will most likely turn out absolutely horrible but he tried his best and that’s what counts 😭

He likes to bake with you but feels kinda bad when it turns out inedible :(

Bake some sweets for him when he’s having a bad day and he’ll be so delighted

He knows sweets are not the best for him so he’ll recommend other recipes for you to make that are much healthier and full of protein

Sam:

Can only bake if it’s by reading the box

He loves to bake with you even though he has no idea what he is doing

He only likes it when you bake food for him, anyone else’s is no where near as good in his mind

He even things your baking is better than his moms but he’ll never admit it out loud

Baking dates? More likely than you think

Will purposely smear icing and flour on you

If you do the same to him you will end up in a messy food war

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Giving Charlie a chance to actually be a father, unlike a certain older sister of yours

Bella driving you to school when she gets her truck

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Why did Bella claim that Edward saved her from being crushed by that car with just his hand?

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After that Bella grew distant, wanting to spend more time with Edward

Which you understood why but missed your sister, so you grew distant too

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Chased him off at superhuman speeds

That’s when you found out vampires actually existed

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3 years ago

Hey :) I was wondering if I could get a matchup for mha, stardew valley and stranger things (sorry if it’s too much, legit just pick one idm 😽)

I’m a female, I go by she/her pronouns and I’m straight. I’m 5’10” and I have a strong/muscular build but I have a bit of chub and lots of stretch marks and moles. I’m quite pale and I have brown eyes and very dark brown hair which is curly/wavy and I just chopped it to just below shoulder length with some safety scissors

I am quite friendly and outgoing, I enjoy hanging out with people but I do enjoy my alone time too. I’m a Gemini and an ENFP. I have lots of friends but really only spend time with my close ones which there are a few of. I talk a lot and I’m quite impulsive and I’m actually getting tested for ADHD and I also am already working through general anxiety and OCD.

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I would say I’m pretty optimistic and am good at cheering other people up, I’m the “funny” friend but I’m also good for advice. My love languages are gift giving, physical touch and words of affirmation.

I’ve been overthinking while writing this for ages idk what I’m really supposed to put but like if I don’t stop typing this is gonna turn into an essay so I’ve decided to quit while I’m ahead

Tysm in advance, I’ve just found and really like your account ❤️ p.s. sorry if I did it wrong

I’m glad you like my account! Also it didn’t sit right with me to just pick one fandom to match you up with so I did all three, I hope that’s okay with you! You did great writing your matchup info, it gave me a lot to work with which is perfect for me :)

For My Hero Academia, I match you with… Kirishima!

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Can and will sit and listen to you talk for hours

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Is a bit of a sports fan himself, he’d love to play any kind of sport with you sometime

Playing basketball together? More likely than you think

I can definitely imagine his love language being physical touch too, so expect him to get touchy from time to time

For Stardew Valley, I match you with…Sam!

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The two of you can ramble to each other about anything for hours at a time

Try’s to help out with your anxiety and OCD the best he can

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3 years ago

Hello is alright if I request a (adult)reader x nightmare animatronics headcaon(platonic) like all them being roommates all that fun stuff please and thank you :3

Absolutely love this idea, it’d be so chaotic but fun! I hope you enjoy this as much as I did, thank you for the request :)

Platonic! Nightmare Animatronics as roommates:

You definitely thought it was all some weird reoccurring nightmare at first

But you never remembered going to bed??

Eventually you somehow figured out that your creepy ass plushies were haunting you

Your food goes missing ALL THE TIME!

Yes, they are animatronics but they can and will eat everything in your fridge

It got so bad you had to start putting child locks on the fridge and cabinets, which did not make them very happy

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That night before all the weirdness began you put a note out for them to see, basically stating that you’d buy them their own food if they left your food alone and let you sleep

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Leftovers, sweets, snacks, fruit, you name it!

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But over time they began requesting things which you were more than happy to help with

Ingredients to make food? Sure, as long as they didn’t burn down your house.

Board games? Eh, why not? Just as long as they didn’t wake you!

One morning you did happen to wake up with a plate of fresh cookies on the floor behind your bedroom door.

And before you knew it, both you and your roommates kept leaving things for each other, just as little gifts of appreciation

One night you were not able to sleep though, thankfully it had nothing to do with the animatronics

So in the middle of the night, you found yourself desperately needing to go to the bathroom

But you were hesitant due to the fact you could clearly hear the animatronics moving around your house

Being face to face was entirely different from notes and gifts

Buttt it was either pee your pants or face them and possibly sneak over to the bathroom

You chose to not pee your pants or bed

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From then on you got braver talking to them face to face, and were able to directly thank them for their little gifts too!

Eventually your invited to game nights, baking nights with nightmare! Chica, occasional movie nights, and sometimes just to hangout and talk with them

While they are insanely intimidating at first, they quickly warm up to you

Don’t be surprised if you wake up with one or more of them sleeping in bed with you


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4 years ago

Being In U.A. High School Hero Class 1-A Would Include...

Being In U.A. High School Hero Class 1-A Would Include...

Anything the class does can be quite chaotic

Whether it be training, regular schoolwork, the sports festival, nearly dying all the time, etc.

So be prepared to be dragged along into the absolute chaos that this class is

It was your intimate dream to be a hero, so you tried your hardest and put in and tried to get in

Somehow, you were accepted in

Whether it be through recommendations or the entrance exam

You were beyond amazed to be surrounded by some of the best Pro-Hero teachers in Japan

Not to mention being surrounded by peers with incredible quirks

Speaking of quirks and students...

Izuku Midoriya is interested in everything there is to know about your quirk!

So you will be bombarded with tons of questions about your power

Katsuki Bakugou... well, he’s himself around you lmao

Will most likely view you as an extra unless you do something that makes you a worthy opponent

Eijiro Kirishima will treat you as he treats everyone else, and calling you manly anytime you do something impressive!

And apologizing any time Bakugou says something out of hand to you

Kaminari is as flirty as ever regardless of gender

If you’re a bit of a troublemaker expect Tenya Iida to be on your tail

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Aizawa will be thankful too, not that he'll ever admit it out loud

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Kicking Mineta’s ass after he makes a pervy comment about you or the other girls

If you like video games or are more masculine, you will be dragged into playing video games with the guys of Bakugou’s squad

Yaoyorozu is the big sister of the class, so don't be surprised when she asks if you need help with studying or training

If you're nice about it, Sato will teach you how to bake

And will be so happy if you bake anything for him in return :)

Todoroki probably won't pay much attention to you unless you're impressive and catch his eye in some way

If you're big on music Jirou will naturally take a liking to you, she will even make a playlist for you if you become good friends

You and other members of the class try and get Koda to talk more

If you have an interest in literature, Tokoyami is the guy to go to, he'd be more than happy to give any recommendations

Hagakure and Ashido would love to gossip with or to you

Overall everyone in this class has something to offer or teach if given the chance

Plus, most of these guys would make great friends


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4 years ago

Mini Announcement:

I am changing up the way I do matchups!

So instead of you sending in a matchup and me just telling you who I match you with, I will start putting reasons of why I match you with a character.

That being said, if you have requested a matchup before and want to submit one again feel free to do so :)


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