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Okay So Ive Had This In My Head For Quite A While And Idk How To Really Put It.. So Gothic Bimbo Reader

Okay so I’ve had this in my head for quite a while and idk how to really put it.. so gothic bimbo reader x Jasper hale but she’s gen z and has gen z humour etc. and any time he says something like serious and meaningful she’s all like “ew stop lol” and just brushes it off.. idk how you would write that or what u would write but pleassseeee I’m begging make it work😭 thank u <3

omg, I absolutely LOVE this idea!!

First off, he loves your sense of style. It's refreshing to see humans who are willing to be themselves and dress differently

Plus, the style would be so fitting if you ever became a vampire

Also, he is sooo confused by gen z humor, he's an old man at heart and just doesn't understand it

So he literally has to either ask you what you're saying or ask Alice or Edward

Explaining your humor to him takes forever, cause he just is so confused and caught off guard by all this new slang of yours

He also thinks you're being completely serious when you tell him to "stop" or "shut up" after he compliments you or says something sweet

But then he picks up on your emotions, and you seem to like him saying things like that?? So he just keeps complimenting you anyway lol

Overtime he begins to understand the modern slang and jokes you use and may even try to use it himself, but it just sounds so awkward coming from him

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I hope I am wording this right but can you do a Johanna Mason x fem!reader where Johanna and the reader are arguing about something and Johanna raises her hand to make a point which causes the reader to flinch away? (I also apologize if I've sent in this request before because I can't remember if I did or didn't)

Arguments weren't rare or new with Johanna

Sometimes they were silly and meaningless, other times they were severe and caused tension

Thankfully, serious arguments didn't happen often

But no matter who started it, the conflict was usually resolved either by you making up to Johanna in your own way or Johanna giving a grumpy but sincere apology

However this time it wasn't just some petty argument. This was serious, more serious than any of your previous fights

The fight progressed further and further until you and Johanna were yelling at each other to try to get the point across to the other

You were full of anger, and both of you had gotten more aggressive in your language towards each other

After some rage-filled comment towards Johanna, she had stepped forward raising a finger toward you, ready to tell you to never say something like that to her

But she froze and lowered her hand when she saw you stiffen up and flinch back

At first, she has no idea what to do or say. She had never been violent towards you or laid her hands on you in a harsh way, but you still flinched.

Was she scaring you? Did you really think she would hurt you over a stupid argument?

She felt angry and upset and not towards you, but herself

Sure, she had killed people but that was completely in self-defense, to survive the hunger games. But you had to know that she would never hurt you like that right?

She doesn't say anything, she looks down at the ground before walking off

Sometime later after the both of you have cooled off, Johanna comes with a peace offering, most likely a gift she had stored away or your favorite food

That's when she apologizes for letting the argument get out of hand, for saying things she shouldn't have, and for scaring you into thinking she would ever lay her hands on you

And once you two have sorted through things, she wants to know why you flinched away

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If it was because you were scared she would hit you, she explains that she would never hurt you in any way


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2 years ago

Can you write me some Sebastian (stardew valley) x reader fluff? Sebastian is my little emo boy and I love him.

Of course, I love that emo boy!! Thanks for the request, I don't get many stardew requests so I get excited when I do get them

While it's no surprise that Sebastian isn't a big fan of PDA, he will do hand-holding and short but warm hugs

On his bad days or in the mornings, he just wants to lay in bed and hold you

Playing at the pool table in the saloon together and losing

He loves seeing you wear his hoodie, plus it is so comfy and smells just like him

Handing him the tools he needs when he works on his motorcycle

He even teaches you a bit about working on bikes/cars if you'll let him

Going out for walks on rainy days, holding hands and sharing an umbrella as you do

Catching frogs together!! he will tease you if you don't like touching the frogs tho

He has such comforting hugs, it feels so safe, warm, and loving

Sitting in his lap and cuddling while he works on his computer

Helping each other take care of yourselves properly on each other's bad days <3

Making and eating sashimi together and somehow making a mess in the process

I feel like he loves holding your hand and rubbing his thumb on the side of your hand while holding it


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2 years ago

Once we react 200 followers, since we are really close, I will officially post an introduction post!

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2 years ago

Hello! Can i request some headcannons or scenarios of Tsu’tey from Avatar (2009)? Like maybe him meeting dreamwalker!reader in their human body for the first time? Hope you have a wonderful day.

Ofc!! I hope you're having an amazing day too

It's so nerve-wracking, sure he's seen you're Avatar body but not your human body, in some way it makes you feel anxious and self-conscious

Of course, you knew Tsu'tey loved you either way. Dreamwalker or not, he knows you, even if he was suspicious of you at first

You were getting ready to transfer yourself into your Avatar permanently, Tsu'tey was obviously your escort

Seeing him in your human form for the first time was like seeing him for the first time

He looked intimidating, he was twice your size in height and naturally built

It did take him a moment to realize it was you since you did look much different from your Avatar form, but it was like he could still sense that it was you

Of course, he treats you exactly the same with the exception of a few comments on how small or weak you look

But I promise he means nothing by it, he just wants to tease you a bit while he has the chance

However, he does treat your body more delicately as if you're glass ready to break if he even looks at you the wrong way

You may have to reassure him that you are stronger than you look and that he doesn't have to be so cautious with you

And if you ask him what he thinks of this form, he will answer honestly. You definitely look different, maybe even a bit odd. But, you still are, and forever will be, beautiful to him no matter what you look like


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Okay so I’ve had this in my head for quite a while and idk how to really put it.. so gothic bimbo reader x Jasper hale but she’s gen z and has gen z humour etc. and any time he says something like serious and meaningful she’s all like “ew stop lol” and just brushes it off.. idk how you would write that or what u would write but pleassseeee I’m begging make it work😭 thank u <3

omg, I absolutely LOVE this idea!!

First off, he loves your sense of style. It's refreshing to see humans who are willing to be themselves and dress differently

Plus, the style would be so fitting if you ever became a vampire

Also, he is sooo confused by gen z humor, he's an old man at heart and just doesn't understand it

So he literally has to either ask you what you're saying or ask Alice or Edward

Explaining your humor to him takes forever, cause he just is so confused and caught off guard by all this new slang of yours

He also thinks you're being completely serious when you tell him to "stop" or "shut up" after he compliments you or says something sweet

But then he picks up on your emotions, and you seem to like him saying things like that?? So he just keeps complimenting you anyway lol

Overtime he begins to understand the modern slang and jokes you use and may even try to use it himself, but it just sounds so awkward coming from him

423 notes - Posted August 7, 2022

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Can you write me some Sebastian (stardew valley) x reader fluff? Sebastian is my little emo boy and I love him.

Of course, I love that emo boy!! Thanks for the request, I don't get many stardew requests so I get excited when I do get them

While it's no surprise that Sebastian isn't a big fan of PDA, he will do hand-holding and short but warm hugs

On his bad days or in the mornings, he just wants to lay in bed and hold you

Playing at the pool table in the saloon together and losing

He loves seeing you wear his hoodie, plus it is so comfy and smells just like him

Handing him the tools he needs when he works on his motorcycle

He even teaches you a bit about working on bikes/cars if you'll let him

Going out for walks on rainy days, holding hands and sharing an umbrella as you do

Catching frogs together!! he will tease you if you don't like touching the frogs tho

He has such comforting hugs, it feels so safe, warm, and loving

Sitting in his lap and cuddling while he works on his computer

Helping each other take care of yourselves properly on each other's bad days <3

Making and eating sashimi together and somehow making a mess in the process

I feel like he loves holding your hand and rubbing his thumb on the side of your hand while holding it

602 notes - Posted July 4, 2022

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Hello! Can i request some headcannons or scenarios of Tsu’tey from Avatar (2009)? Like maybe him meeting dreamwalker!reader in their human body for the first time? Hope you have a wonderful day.

Ofc!! I hope you're having an amazing day too

It's so nerve-wracking, sure he's seen you're Avatar body but not your human body, in some way it makes you feel anxious and self-conscious

Of course, you knew Tsu'tey loved you either way. Dreamwalker or not, he knows you, even if he was suspicious of you at first

You were getting ready to transfer yourself into your Avatar permanently, Tsu'tey was obviously your escort

Seeing him in your human form for the first time was like seeing him for the first time

He looked intimidating, he was twice your size in height and naturally built

It did take him a moment to realize it was you since you did look much different from your Avatar form, but it was like he could still sense that it was you

Of course, he treats you exactly the same with the exception of a few comments on how small or weak you look

But I promise he means nothing by it, he just wants to tease you a bit while he has the chance

However, he does treat your body more delicately as if you're glass ready to break if he even looks at you the wrong way

You may have to reassure him that you are stronger than you look and that he doesn't have to be so cautious with you

And if you ask him what he thinks of this form, he will answer honestly. You definitely look different, maybe even a bit odd. But, you still are, and forever will be, beautiful to him no matter what you look like

603 notes - Posted August 7, 2022

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Hello! In back wishing to get more twilight Cullen clan Hc 🤲 please

Could I ask for a s/o that has uncontrollable actions or sounds when excited and at some point, they are so happy to see them that this happens; "I so happy you're ba- *kiss* -back, sorry"

💘 thank you

Carlisle and Esme Cullen:

They are caught so off guard but in the best way possible

Esme is so flustered and blushing if she even can blush?

Stuttering and stammering over her words

Carlisle is also flustered but hides it much better

He just mainly laughs it off but you can tell that he is so flattered

Alice Cullen and Jasper Hale:

I feel like Alice probably does things like this too!

She absolutely loves it when you do it tho

She knows it just means you love her and missed her so much and it melts her heart

Jasper also loves it but is more laid back about it

It makes him so happy to know you care so much about him

Emmett Cullen and Rosalie Hale:

Emmett immediate embraces this quirk of yours

He may even do the same thing to you sometimes!

He just really loves being shown affection, especially from you

I think Rosalie might be a little stiff and caught off guard the first few times

That doesn't mean she doesn't like it! It was just unexpected

But she does get used to it quickly, you can tell just by how she seems to melt into the kiss after the first few times

Edward Cullen:

The first few times he's a little iffy about it, especially if you're human

He's just scared of losing control and hurting you

But over time he learns how to use his strength around you and how much you can take

After that, he's so much more open to it

He does love it more than he'll admit

676 notes - Posted June 24, 2022

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Could I get HC for Cullen Clan with a s/o that squeaks when they're really happy?

Of course, thank you for the request!! I also hope you don't mind that I grouped the Cullen pairs together. Anyways, I hope you enjoy it!

Carlisle and Esme Cullen:

Both Carlisle and Esme find it absolutely adorable

However, it does catch them way off guard the first time you do it around them

They may make an odd face or raise an eyebrow but choose not to question it and become used to it over time

But they still find it so cute every single time

Alice Cullen and Jasper Hale:

You most likely reacted this way after getting a gift or surprise from Alice

Alice doesn't even bat an eye at your squeals and takes it as a major compliment

Jasper would have an amused yet pleasantly surprised smile

Emmett Cullen and Rosalie Hale:

Emmett definitely says something along the lines of "The hell was that?"

Either that or he teases you about it, but it's all in good fun

He only teases you because your squeals were cute to him

Rosalie makes an unmistakable confused face but won't say anything about it at the moment and will question you about it later on

Rose also finds it adorable but she'll never admit that out loud

Edward Cullen:

He sees it as just another one of your quirks that make you even more lovable

He'll give one of his adoring smiles and maybe a little laugh

He never gets tired of it and may give a little gift or surprise you with something just to hear it

1,123 notes - Posted May 18, 2022

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