Fives:We Need To Distract These Guys.Echo:Leave It To Me.Echo:Centaurs Have Six Limbs And Are Therefore

Fives: We need to distract these guys. Echo: Leave it to me. Echo: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Anakin & Rex: *immediately begin arguing*

Rex: What's gone wrong, Fives? Fives: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis. Rex: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling? Fives: Well... There’s a crisis.

Anakin: *sees someone doing something stupid* Anakin: What an idiot. Anakin: *realizes it's Ahsoka* Anakin: Wait, that's MY idiot!

Ahsoka: I hate to disagree with you, but- Anakin: Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do.

Anakin: Wanna hear some dark humor. Rex: Yeah, I love dark humor. Anakin: Alright. Anakin: *Turns off the lights* Anakin: Knock knock. Rex: Turn the damn lights back on.

Rex: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Fives: Mine just says "Fives no." Rex: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single speeder bike. Fives, with Echo and Rex behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Police: Yes…three. Fives: Oh, my God— What the fuck!? Police: Wha- Fives: Cody FUCKING FELL OFF!

Rex: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

Echo: Fives! Rex got that thing on the control panel working! Fives: Wow! That looks pretty impressive. Echo: Yeah! Fives: Any idea what it does? Echo: Not a clue.

Cody, answering his comm: Hello? Rex: It’s Rex. Cody: What did he do this time? Rex: No, it’s me, Rex. It’s actually me. Cody: What did you do this time?

Obi-Wan: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults! Anakin: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best? Obi-Wan: Obviously. Now, Ahsoka, pass the shovel.

Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent. Fives: I choose to waive that right! Fives: *screaming*

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

CONFUSION

Harry: Ace of spades! Ron: SNAP! *Explosion* Fred: UNO REVERSE! George: GO FISH! Hermione(visibly shook): W-what ar-e we pl-aying??

Extinguished p3

BLOOD!!!!!

Mattheo was ridden with fear. what had happened to you? You never appeared at school, and Mattheo was slipping in school. He got more detentions and had a shorter fuse. Finally, you appeared, Cedric and Hannah yelled, "Y/N!" His ears perked up, looking at you. You wore a long-sleeved maroon shirt, black gloves, black leather skirt, and a beret. You smiled, but the usual joy behind them has disappeared.

You never got much sleep, as they were just nightmares, terrifying and very vivid. You jolted awake. The moonlight illuminated the room, your hands grazed your neck, two small indents to your skin. A week ago, those small indents were wired, and every time they were removed your crimson blood had run down the sign. you simply stayed awake the whole night, rocking yourself.

No sleep made you a bit of a recluse. You only had two friends, Cedric was popular, man had women chasing him for miles. Hannah just started dating Justin Finch Fetchley. She had no time for you.

"Hey Hannah!" Y/N smiled as she walked up to her. Hannah and Justin's arms were linked. Justin rolled his eyes, while Hannah chirped "Hey Y/N!" Y/n's smile dropped for a second before asking " You still up for tonight?" You, Hannah, Hermione, Luna and Ginny were going to hang out in the Gryffindor Common Room. She saw Mattheo, who she had secretly liked. When Y/N was away, Her, the slytherin boys and the girls they were going to meet, played a game of truth or dare. Theodore had asked Mattheo,'who is your crush?' . He confidently said " Y/N." She shook her head, "No. But, I'll come if Mattheo comes."

You spin around to see him, and he nods. "sure i guess?" Hannah and Justin walked off, and Mattheo turned to you. "Y/N, I'm s-s-sorry for how I treated you." Being the caring person you are, you nod, and smile. He smiles and walks off.

The Library Hermione: Then, the giants revolted against... Ron: Are you talking to yourself? Hermione: It's the only way I can have a intresting conversation.