Tech: Did You Hear The Rumor? Crosshair Tried To Arm Wrestle A Gonk Droid.

Tech: Did you hear the rumor? Crosshair tried to arm wrestle a Gonk droid.

Crosshair: And I won!

Wrecker: Of course you did. The Gonk droid was asleep.

Hunter: Can we focus, guys? We have a mission.

Echo: I heard Omega challenged Wrecker to an eating contest.

Omega: Hey, I can eat more cookies than you, Wrecker!

Wrecker: Challenge accepted!

Tech: And I'll be the judge. This is going to be a cookie catastrophe.

Crosshair: Meanwhile, I'll be practicing my aim.

Hunter: At the cookies?

Crosshair: No, at Echo's card tricks. They're getting out of hand.

Echo: Hey, my tricks are a work of art!

Tech: Alright, let's settle this with a mission. Winner gets bragging rights.

Wrecker: And cookies!

Omega: And I get to eat them all!

Hunter: And no more card tricks, Echo.

Echo: Fine, fine. But wait until you see my disappearing act with the cookies!

Presenting the cops with a very special guest❤️ This project hasn’t been progressing as much as I want it to lately, partly because my regular job is taking all my time and energy, plus, I’m struggling to keep up my motivation. I have so many other great ideas I'd love to start working on, and I also really wanna start doing commissions too, but can’t until this project is about 90% finished. With all that, I’m not going to lie, finishing this has been a struggle. But hey, at least another one is down, which means only the 212th is left (then comes another struggle with the trailer animation😂)

Here's one for Tech

Here's one for Hunter

Here's one for Rex

Here's one for Echo

Here's one for Wolffe

Here's one for Tukk

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The 212th enjoy making the other battalions jealous of how much better their wifi is ( it pays to have a Commander with an antenna ) by posting videos of themselves in downtime, enjoying tv shows in high quality.

This works on everyone except the 501st because they have their very own version of Grey’s Anatomy going on in Torrent Company’s medbay with original story lines and endless drama .

Bored troopers often end up lurking around the medics, who are so preoccupied with themselves they hardly notice. No tv show could ever live up to this clusterfuck of chaos hidden under feigned professionalism.

Fives, writing: How I defeated Palpatine and saved the Jedi with the power of love Fives: Chapter 1: The Power of Love Fives: The first step on my journey was realising that it is impossible to beat Palpatine with the power of love Fives: Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.