One Fun Fact About Me Is That There Is A Pit In The Forest. It Is A Part Of Me. I Do Not Know Where My

One fun fact about me is that there is a pit in the forest. It is a part of me. I do not know where my reflection ends and I begin and I am so entwined with its murky waters I have begun to wonder if I am human at all, or if I am some creation of mud and wood given life against its will. When I die look for me in the pit. I will be in there, watching you.

The Raven.

Jonathan sims in this Au has big kaiju monster form. Do I have a genuinely good excuse for it? No. Will I blame it on dream logic and them being in an au? Yes. Will I also give Martin and maybe Annabelle one? Most-likely. This is his monster form at its biggest but it can change size. He also has some moderate shapeshifting abilities with it beyond the size changing. His mouth also opens up kinda like a demegorgon .

I’ll probably add to his design later but I can’t quite figure out a way to add moth wings without ruining the silhouette. His government assigned animal is a raven because I mean think about it, it fits. And I gave him moth antenna for purely self indulgent reasons.

Crack AU idea

All the avatars are just normal regular people(?), but in the weirdest way imaginable.

Jon is still an archivist, but the archives research weird and wacky people. Jon’s eyesight gets really bad and rather than buying thicker glasses he just buys more sets of glasses and wears them on top of eachother. (More eyes) He has the entirety of Wikipedia memorised by heart, and has uncovered the truth of multiple conspiracies.

Tim is just well, Tim, but his bother just got suffocated to death by balloon animals.

Elias dedicated himself to the art of gathering blackmail on people, and his goal is to eventually try to overthrow the government by blackmailing the government.

Micheal and Helen are both door salesmen. They sell doors and almost always manage to get the person to buy the door.

Peter is just some depressed guy who got bored and managed to make a deadly super weapon that he uses to be alone.

Jude is just part of an arson club along with all the other desolation avatars.

Joe spooky is real because it would be funny.

I feel like I could do better with some of these so reblog if you have better ideas or ideas for what unmentioned avatars would be cause I would love to see more dumb stuff like this :D I have a lot of au ideas so there will probably be a sequel to this post.

Mar’in got eh gun frum wahlmart. EliAss won’t know Wut hit im.

The Magnus archives but better

feat. @mossiistars, @fox-guardian, @streetlight-halo, and mossii’s friend

Reach for the moon

This is my tma oc Caelus Fairchild. He is a hahah funny goofy space guy.

(We don’t question the scale of him on the Empire State Building, if it was to scale he would barely be visible)

They do infact have your bank information.

They didn’t even use the computer to get it either