And Now I Have A Nice Picture Of The Toy Soldier. It Was Very Cooperative, Unlike Jonny. Anyway Heres

And now I have a nice picture of The Toy Soldier. It was very cooperative, unlike jonny. Anyway here’s some information about it:

As you may know, the Toy Soldier is far from a biological being. Due to this fact I will mostly be talking about it’s mechanical features.

It has an openable compartment on the back of it’s neck which originally was so that it’s voice box could be accessed, fixed, and replaced. The toy soldier has since removed its original voice and replaced it with a biological one. Despite having no airways, the vocal cords work due to the Toy Soldier believing it should.

The Toy Soldier was only able to repair itself magically after meeting the mechanisms. Before, it would have to manually replace parts and repair damage. Afterwards, it believed that it could regenerate like the mechanisms, and so it can.

It is made mostly out of wood, and it often repaints itself for fun. Just as it can repaint itself, it can also take out it’s hair and replace it with any kind of wig it could want. This means that those two aspects often can vary wildly in its appearance.

Behold thy height chart fool

I shall be reposting updates as I go

Also y’all… I tried to get them to stand still but they just would not cooperate. Jonny keeps trying to bite me because he insists he’s taller than Marius (this is made worse by Marius teasing him about it), Ivy insisted she had a book or she wouldn’t participate, Nastya wanted the Aurora in the picture but how am I supposed to fit a spaceship inside of my little building? Gunpowder Tim brought bombs into my room full of expensive camera equipment, and I had to rush over after taking the picture to put out the fuse on the dynamite he was trying to balance on Nastya’s head. Raphaella was very difficult to pry from her lab, I had to get Jonny to shoot her so we could drag her into the studio. Anyway at least Ashes, Brian, The Toy Soldier, and Lyfrassir didn’t get too under my skin. I do hope they remain cooperative in the future.

You know what screw it? I’ve been wanting more mechanisms fan content? ILL MAKE IT MYSELF. FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR TRAIN

This is my note to all who may feel this way about me (I don’t know if you exist because well you haven’t said anything) you can massage me, i probably don’t bite

Do you ever become mutuals with someone you share an intense interest with and it becomes this limbo of "I want to be your friend SO fucking bad but I'll eat a shoe before dm-ing first"

Just got the the part where Kayne appears in malevolent and you know what? I get the hype, this guy is great :D

Hehe teef. Maybe they just have an abundance of extra teeth sitting their under their gums?

Make sure to stay hydrated! Here’s a cup that definitely doesn’t have teeth in it!

Mmm teeth cup delicious thank you

Side note this reminded me of my favorite dragon from the how to train your dragon tv serieses: the grim gnasher

Instead of breathing fire, they spit out their own teeth as an attack. I don't know how they grow them back so fast.

Working on two things, hope I don’t abandon them this time ;-;