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"Shi-" Alastor started and cut off, staring at his now broken radio staff, automatically before Adam sent another attack infused with holy magic at him hitting him straight on the chest. The attack sent him flying hitting the wall behind him as a result. Alastor knew that with this wound on him he wouldn't be able to get back into the fight unless he wishes to die.

Adam flew closer to Alastor laughing about to end him as Alastor himself prepares to give a little speech before retreating himself. But, before either of them could do that, a blur of white and red punched Adam straight in the face. It was Lucifer, he was in full demon form wings, horns, tail, the works.

And Alastor could only stare in shock before Lucifer screamed at Adam full of rage, "Get away from him! Only I get to fuck this deer, bitch!" Silence, absolute silence. Alastor himself is also confused and shocked.

Meanwhile with the Vee's

"WHAT?! What do you mean only you get to fuck the radio demon Lucifer?!" Screams of rage came from Vox as he went through it and proceeded to have a mental breakdown.

Back to the warzone

Charlie finally realised what her dad was trying to say and murmured under her breath, "Fuck WITH dad, you forgot the with." Long suffering groans from Charlie.

Listen. Narratively, for the show, Lucifer stepping in to save Charlie and fighting for his daughter, *chefs kiss* it's perfect.

But my shippy little heart, I can't help it,

Imagine if he'd arrives, not quite in time to stop Alastor getting his ass beat, but just before Alastor has to retreat, so instead of Alastor phasing to the shadows, Lucifer just sucker punches Adam before he can land that killing blow, and Alastor's just sitting there like, like a, pfft, like a deer in the headlights as the lightbringer comes to his rescue!!!!

And of course Lucifer says like, "Hey! nobody fucks that deer but me!"

Charlie facepalming: it's fucks WITH, dad....

And idk you'd have to rewrite so much but, God I would read so much fic of that,,,,,

Dani is hunted by the JL

So dani was traveling around the infinite realms and came across a universe that she and danny would LOVE

Their are super heros, and clones and wizards, and alians

Dani send danny hlthe location of the universe with the caption:THE WORLD OF HEROS AND ALIANS WHICH WILL YOU MEET FIRST

Danny texted her back a voice massage of his screaming thw word alians

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Do dani was exploring this new universe wjen she saw asshole.1 berating a teenager about how he's not fit for this life

The asshole.2 chimes in and AGREES with asshole.1, at this point the kid looks upset

and dani could understand teenagers in the superhero business is not the best(she asked) and sometimes tough love is what it takes so she was going to leave

Then she heard asshole.1 say" clones should just be terminated to save everyone problems like this"...

No...dani didnt hold back in teaching asshole.1 a lesson in clone rights via: trial by fist

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But now 3 months later she decided to ask the assholes what they want and why they keep harassing her

She didnt expect a rant about how an unsupervised meta(and a clone asshole.1(whos name is superman WTF is super about him))

Then they all had a meeting about her IN front of her

The options ranger from finding her original to termination to imprisonment to forcing her to be a superhero

They eventually decided to make her a superhero in training...

These people are IDIOTS, if you dont trush her why put her WITH A TEAM, why not just let her leave, the most she did was get payback for the insensitive shit superman was saying but the sheer notion she was a clone was enough to FOECE her into a life she dosent want...

Oh hell no

So when the JL and clones in the background came up to tell her that they decided to give her a chance at "redemption"

She looked then in the eyes, sniled a too sharp smile said:no

Then she screamed

PAPA

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The next thing anyone knowes is the watchtower is in an unknown location with a person that looked scarily similar to the unknown clone

And then he said

WHY DO YOU HAVE MY DAUGHTER

Short DPXDC Prompts #468

Danny is a Chemistry teacher at Gotham Academy. His favorite student is Tim. He shocks the students by teaching and creating a Fear Antitoxin for the kids to learn as part of their curriculum.

Oh wow, never thought I'd get that one...

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