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"Shi-" Alastor started and cut off, staring at his now broken radio staff, automatically before Adam sent another attack infused with holy magic at him hitting him straight on the chest. The attack sent him flying hitting the wall behind him as a result. Alastor knew that with this wound on him he wouldn't be able to get back into the fight unless he wishes to die.

Adam flew closer to Alastor laughing about to end him as Alastor himself prepares to give a little speech before retreating himself. But, before either of them could do that, a blur of white and red punched Adam straight in the face. It was Lucifer, he was in full demon form wings, horns, tail, the works.

And Alastor could only stare in shock before Lucifer screamed at Adam full of rage, "Get away from him! Only I get to fuck this deer, bitch!" Silence, absolute silence. Alastor himself is also confused and shocked.

Meanwhile with the Vee's

"WHAT?! What do you mean only you get to fuck the radio demon Lucifer?!" Screams of rage came from Vox as he went through it and proceeded to have a mental breakdown.

Back to the warzone

Charlie finally realised what her dad was trying to say and murmured under her breath, "Fuck WITH dad, you forgot the with." Long suffering groans from Charlie.

Listen. Narratively, for the show, Lucifer stepping in to save Charlie and fighting for his daughter, *chefs kiss* it's perfect.

But my shippy little heart, I can't help it,

Imagine if he'd arrives, not quite in time to stop Alastor getting his ass beat, but just before Alastor has to retreat, so instead of Alastor phasing to the shadows, Lucifer just sucker punches Adam before he can land that killing blow, and Alastor's just sitting there like, like a, pfft, like a deer in the headlights as the lightbringer comes to his rescue!!!!

And of course Lucifer says like, "Hey! nobody fucks that deer but me!"

Charlie facepalming: it's fucks WITH, dad....

And idk you'd have to rewrite so much but, God I would read so much fic of that,,,,,

Oh wow, never thought I'd get that one...

Thanks for the tag @thelastplantagenet 😊💚

1. Do this uquiz.

2. Do this picrew.

3. Tag people.

feel free to play if you’d like :)

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Ok, so I'm trying my hand at this.

Amity Parker's has been eating and drinking the most unhinged shit ever since they accepted ghosts were a thing. At this point if someone were to find and overdose on even dangerous medicine they'd still be fine. Poison no longer works and they are immune to Poison Ivy's pollen, Fear Toxin, Joker Gas and so on and so forth.

By the time lead poisoning had been discovered Amity Parker's just shrugged and went on with their day as if it wasn't important. When the Justice League finally does come and discover them, they do not fear them, they have seen multiple ghosts do the same shit they have done.

The Superfam finally knows fear for the first time in a long time. And it takes the form of these regular ass civilians that seems to have seen some shit.

Short DPXDC Prompts #1005

the entire town of Amity suffers from lead poisoning (contaminated drinking water. Oddly for them, this also makes them harder to detect via Kryptonian senses.

Let me add @little-pondhead into the mix, they are wonderful

I'm kinda curious about something, so I hope y'all don't mind...

Reblog and tag who you think are the 5 "big names" of the DPxDC fandom. The people/blogs that you see and are like

So, to me, in no particular order:

@stealingyourbones @tourettesdog @hdgnj @wolfjackle and @im-totally-not-an-alien-2

remember when "kaitou kid kidnaps conan and whisks him away to singapore" the movie cockblocked endgame? funniest shit ever

Help me get this to the needed requirements

"Patience, dear banker. There's no harm in establishing a baseline control before the real fun in experimentation begins."

The long awaited part 5! Obviously the next part I can't post here on Tumblr uncensored but I'll link it somehow huhAUHAUUWGHJ

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"No/Nope." Two different responses from Dan and Nomad. This time both are grinning like maniacs and seem to have agreed on something.

"Alright! So," Nomad began, "This is my brother, Dan. We share the same parents, Danny and Vlad. Danny is our mother, and we refuse to see Vlad anything but the creepy next-door neighbour. I know Danny is male, and I call him dad, but he's our mother technically."

"Hi, it's really not a pleasure to meet you, and yes, we are brother and sister. Yes, Danny is our mother, technically. And, yes, we acknowledge that Vlad is technically our father, but we do not see him as such after what he did to us and our mother." Dan finished and confirmed with a grin.

You can see the confusion on everyone's face, the demon they had a problem with, the heroes and the cultists. They were all trying to figure out how their family tree worked now that they had a more clear one.

Found this old snippet and don't really remember of the context for it outside of being a joking exploration of how weird the Fenton/Phantom family tree would seem to outsiders (not even getting into how relationships might be classified differently between the human side & the ghost side)

Anyway gonna drop it here as a prompt lol

Mind the quick reference to dismemberment, there's no gore or detailed description and no one is actually hurt, it's more there for comedic effect, but still wanted to give the heads up on it 👍

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Nomad motioned to the towering, vaguely vampire-looking buff dude with literal flaming hair what the fuck, “Dan, this is everyone. Everyone this is Dan. He’s my…” Nomad trailed off and blinked, a look of confused befuddlement on her face as she let the sentence hang for too long.

“Huh…” She said considering, looking up at vampire-dude, Dan apparently, with a confused furrow on her brow. “You know this is the first time I’ve ever had to try and explain our relationship to each other and I’m drawing a blank and what exactly to call you. Uncle? Dad? Brother? Like, I think you could technically be considered all three.”

What the fuck did that mean??? Kon snapped his attention over to meet Tim’s masked gaze, the look of wild confusion Kon was sure was on his own face mirrored there. Around the meeting room confused and worried looks were being shared by the rest of the League. Which like, yeah, what in the Habsburgs was happening here for all of those terms to be applicable?

“Well, you’re Danny’s Mirror, so if you consider him your dad then it stands to reason I’m also your father.” Dan said, hand coming up to his - literally flaming, how did that work? - goatee thoughtfully.

“Yeah but like, I call Danny dad just to piss Vlad off.” Nomad countered, toying with her severed arm with her still attached hand. Kon didn’t think he’d ever get over how casual she was about being literally disarmed and just…not caring. “And I definitely don’t see you as a dad. Uncle?”

The giant of a ghost shook his head with a frown, “Implies that Danny and I are brothers, which could work but gives our relationship kind of a weird vibe. I feel more like his father than anything.”

“Gramps, then?”

“No.”

Nomad laughed, “Fair, wouldn’t want to take the title of Grampa away from CW. Besides we’re both half Vlad, so I think brother works best here.” She frowned, looking thoughtful, “Maybe half brother?”

Dan considered, “Half-brother could work. Though it gives Vlad more credit than he deserves.”

“Oh come on, can you imagine the look on his face if we went in together on suing him for child support?” Nomad asked, fanged grin wicked. Dan’s face lit up at the idea, and Kon felt like they were rapidly heading towards the two ghosts running off to go and go torment whoever this Vlad guy was rather then them help deal with the current demonic problem at hand.

“Can you please explain what any of that means?” Kon asked, more a squeak than anything else. He was starting to get a headache.

DP X DC WRITING PROMPT #10

(#) = Notes at end of post

TW: mentions of human experimentation and blood

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The Sapphire Stone Sits Highest on the Throne

The GIW have done the unthinkable. They've captured Phantom, King of the Infinite Realms and ruler of all who reside within it. The government organization tortured and experimented on Danny so much and for so long that Danny was forced to recede into his core. While a ghost's core is relatively strong by itself --only another ghost of similar strength could shatter it-- it's also extremely vulnerable to misuse if left in the wrong hands.

The GIW use the King's core to ravage Amity Park --uncaring if human citizens got in their way-- as well as the Ghost Zone itself. The Ancients combine their efforts to search for the lost, little king, desperately trying to find Danny's core and take it back from the blood and ectoplasm stained hands of the agents. As a result of their dogged search, the Ancients bring worldwide destruction down upon the Earth in their hunt for every single white suit agent remaining, scurrying from one hiding place to another like rats in the walls of a dilapidated house.

One by one, almost every agent was hunted down and bound in unbreakable chains of ice, awaiting their trials for the atrocities they committed against the Infinite Realms and its King. The only one left is the leader of the organization itself, the one who holds Danny's core. The leader, however, is extremely slippery and has managed to evade capture for months now, going so far as to throw their own men to the wolves if it meant an easy escape with the jewel-blue heart of a scared, grieving, and injured child.

At this point though, the Ancients have caused so much destruction and natural disasters, that the Justice League has no choice but to step in. At first, the JL actively try to fight the Ancients, not fully understanding the situation but having little luck in actually hitting any of them regardless. It isn't until John Constantine runs onto the battlefield like a bat out of hell and skids to a stop right smack dab in the middle of the fight that things change. He's out of breath, his hair is in disarray, he smells heavily of smoke and alcohol, and that's definitely a still fresh coffee stain on his weather beaten trenchcoat along with red blood painting his knuckles.

Normally, one small human wouldn't be able to stop the wrath of the Ancients when they've set their sights on something. This instance, however, was very different. As Constantine raised his hands up towards the rampaging Ancients about to unleash their fury on the JL, one thing managed to capture every single one of their attention.

That being the weakly glowing, sapphire-like core held in one of Constantine's outstretched hands(1 & 2) and the faint, echoing cries of a child begging the Ancients to put an end to the carnage they've unleashed upon the world.

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Notes:

(1) Constantine gives little explanation on how he got his hands on Danny's core. Little do the JL know, it was just pure, dumb luck. He ran into the leader of the GIW right as the bastard was leaving a coffee shop. Coffee got spilled all over Constantine and, being slightly drunk off his ass, he decides to deck the person in the pretentious white suit and knocks him out in one shot. Constantine's about to walk away when he hears a child crying. He finds Danny's core in one of the downed guy's pockets and has a panic attack when he immediately realizes what it is. Danny explains what's going on and Constantine books it towards where he can sense a large amount of necrotic energy gathering. The rest is history.

(2) ALSO, sapphire is a pretty significant gem. According to the internet, the sapphire symbolizes wisdom, royalty, prophecy and divine favour. It's a symbol of power and strength, but also of kindness and wise judgement. Which just fits Danny PERFECTLY in this prompt, imo.

Short DPXDC Prompts #468

Danny is a Chemistry teacher at Gotham Academy. His favorite student is Tim. He shocks the students by teaching and creating a Fear Antitoxin for the kids to learn as part of their curriculum.

How would the ancients or other ghosts react if Danny, while reining as the Ghost King, reverted to the 'little baby man' tiny blob-y ish being? I'm picturing Fright Knight trying to coax him off the top of a bookshelf or chandelier

Okay but hear me out.

Y'all know that old phannon trope that Danny has to become a full ghost to become Ghost King?

What if Little Baby Man is what Danny turns into if he does die, because his ghost form is so young (another popular phan theory.)

And naturally Danny doesn't want to Die and has a break down when he gets told this.

But then Clockwork steps in and tells the observants "You really do not want to go through with this decision. The results will be disastrous "

And he throws the observants into the near future timeline (like he did with Dan for Danny) to teach them a lesson and convince them to just let the poor boy live his life so he isn't an annoying grimlin when he dies.

Bonus points if Little baby man gets to torture Dan for a bit. And he's stronger then Dan for comical effect.

Also I can just see the observants after they return to the main timeline looking traumatized.

Observant : "wonderful, his two bad timelines either end with him being a homicidal maniac or a deceptively cute maniac, and I can't decide which is worse."

Tucker: "umm...the one where he killed people?"

Little Baby Man Disease

Based on this post.

TLDR at the bottom.

So, Danny ends up turning into Little Baby Man(TM). Except it turns out that becoming this incredibly small and feral version of his ghost form is actually because of what amounts to Ghost Rabies.

Dani/Ellie ends up finding Little Baby Danny and brings him to the rest of Team Phantom. Only, once she's done explaining how she found him, he bites her, and she turns into Little Baby Ellie.

As Team Phantom is freaking out, another ghost attacks, only for the two feral Phantoms to immediately bite them, causing them to also turn into a Little Baby Man/Woman version of themselves.

The Team believes for a bit that it just affects Ghosts and do their best to keep the steadily growing number of Little Baby Men from going out of control while they try to figure out a cure. Only Sam and Tucker get bitten. Cue the two turning into Little Baby Men (Tucker looks like a Pharaoh and Sam looks like when Overgrowth controlled her). It turns out that Ghost Rabies can also affect people who are Ecto-contaminated.

Cue Jazz having to avoid an army of feral ghosts in order to get a message to Frostbite so he and the rest of the Far Frozen can work on a cure. She manages to get a message out before eventually falling victim to the disease as well.

Do they eventually make a cure? Yes, but not without a lot of chaos in both the Zone and Amity Park as the Little Baby Man Army grows everyday.

TL:DR: Little Baby Man is born from Ghost Rabies. Ghosts and Ecto-contaminated people turn into a feral army.

Dani is hunted by the JL

So dani was traveling around the infinite realms and came across a universe that she and danny would LOVE

Their are super heros, and clones and wizards, and alians

Dani send danny hlthe location of the universe with the caption:THE WORLD OF HEROS AND ALIANS WHICH WILL YOU MEET FIRST

Danny texted her back a voice massage of his screaming thw word alians

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Do dani was exploring this new universe wjen she saw asshole.1 berating a teenager about how he's not fit for this life

The asshole.2 chimes in and AGREES with asshole.1, at this point the kid looks upset

and dani could understand teenagers in the superhero business is not the best(she asked) and sometimes tough love is what it takes so she was going to leave

Then she heard asshole.1 say" clones should just be terminated to save everyone problems like this"...

No...dani didnt hold back in teaching asshole.1 a lesson in clone rights via: trial by fist

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But now 3 months later she decided to ask the assholes what they want and why they keep harassing her

She didnt expect a rant about how an unsupervised meta(and a clone asshole.1(whos name is superman WTF is super about him))

Then they all had a meeting about her IN front of her

The options ranger from finding her original to termination to imprisonment to forcing her to be a superhero

They eventually decided to make her a superhero in training...

These people are IDIOTS, if you dont trush her why put her WITH A TEAM, why not just let her leave, the most she did was get payback for the insensitive shit superman was saying but the sheer notion she was a clone was enough to FOECE her into a life she dosent want...

Oh hell no

So when the JL and clones in the background came up to tell her that they decided to give her a chance at "redemption"

She looked then in the eyes, sniled a too sharp smile said:no

Then she screamed

PAPA

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The next thing anyone knowes is the watchtower is in an unknown location with a person that looked scarily similar to the unknown clone

And then he said

WHY DO YOU HAVE MY DAUGHTER

I really want to continue this and if this isn't the same as your idea or smth I'm sorry.

Dan was quite happy with the result of the deal with one John Constantine, now all he had to do was place this contract within the archives report to Danny aka Ma and be done with all things regarding John Constantine.

Dan easily teleported back to Phantoms Keep which has changed since Ma took over. He's extremely happy with the changes, "Ah, High Prince Dan you have returned."

"Yes, I have Fright. Is Ma still in the office?"

"Yes, my Prince. High King Phantom is still in the office, from your expression I feel like the deal went well?"

"It did, now Ma owns Constantine in his entirety."

"Splendid, High King Phantom will be delighted, I will inform the kitchens a feast may be requested."

"Well, then Fright I need to get going I need to place the latest contract in the archives and put under permanent lock and key."

"Understood, my Prince."

Dan floated in, entering the palace that is Phantoms Keep. The outside of the place had changed, it looks more futuristic with hints of a space theme going around. While the inside had changed into more of a mix of an ancient Greek look with a modern Greek look. With tall, extremely tall ceilings looking above with white and black as the main theme.

He soon arrived in front of Ma's office and he knocked before entering, "Hey Ma, I got the contract it went well so now we got 100% of his soul."

"Dan! It's great to see you back so soon, and what great news you have. I will want a feast to be added later tonight seeing as we can finally close the book for his bullshit."

"That we can, that we can. Fright already told the kitchens about that, so I'll tell them the confirmation and I'll ask Auntie Jazz to place the contract in the archives."

"Good, I'll see you at dinner. Bye, Dan!"

"Bye Ma."

Dan left the office and floated straight to the library where he greeted Auntie Jazz, "Hey, Auntie."

"Ah, Dan! The contract collecting went well then?"

"Yes, it did I'm here to give this to you and go take a nap, I've been dealing with Constantine's bull for quite a while. Send me the paperwork for our full claim on his soul tomorrow."

"Alright, go and take a nap and make sure to tell one of the servants on the confirmation for the feast tonight."

"Kay."

"Hey, you!"

"Yes, my Prince."

"Tell the kitchens confirmation on tonight's feast."

"Of course, my Prince."

I don't know much about DC, but seeing all these things about Danny owning Constantine somehow... what if instead of an ancestor, the different demons Constantine sold his soul to are all technically vassals of the Ghost King (hell dimensions being part of the Infinite Realms) and they decided to offload their useless rights to Constantine's soul as part of their taxes?

Clark is just a regular dude from another planet. He has no "super powers" as kryptonite is a sister planet to earth. He gets his powers from being the reincarnation of Danny's physical body, while his ghost rules the infinite realms.

Danny doesn't mind this and lets Clark do his thing, stepping in sometimes when things are about to go wrong. (e.g. injustice/tyrant superman is Danny becoming like pariah)

Connor is the reincarnation of Dani/Ellie, joining Danny in the royal family as a true ghost after years of having a painful existence.

When Clark meets Connor for the first time, he embraces him with tears, feeling as though he was a child he lost long ago. Connor hugs back as he feels safe with Clark.

Everyone else is confused :)

:0 yES! this is such a fascinating idea

Do not call me out like that

Most of the jttw fandom everytime they see canon jttw Tripataka

The Baby Boy King

Zatanna was running through the hallways panicked and worried. A new Ghost King has been crowned and she is worried that said King would be like the previous one. As she gets near the meeting room she sees Constantine running with the same amount of panic and worry.

He sees her, nods once and proceeds to run straight to the doors of the meeting room. The both of them burst through not caring about what they are discussing and doing wanting to tell them about the news that has just arrived, "... a new High King of the Infinite Realms has been chosen-" that wasn't Constantine nor Zatanna's voice, she looked up and saw that Captain Marvel was standing and was the one that had spoken.

"Zatanna, Constantine, report." Batman, definitely Batman.

"We were coming here to inform you about the new High King," deep breath, "It seems we didn't have to." Constantine replied.

"Not really? I know that there's a new king, but that's it. I don't know who the new king and I don't know whether their hostile or not. I just hope it isn't seeing as the previous one was a tyrant."

"I see, Zatanna, Constantine any news or plans or some way to summon this High King for us to see?"

"There is, it'll take time however seeing as the new summoning circle is complicated..."

"Alright, inform us when it's ready so that we can be there to see."

"I really don't want to be apart of this, but I have to know something about the new king cause I ain't pissing that thing off."

A few weeks later

'Alright, me and Zatanna got it ready, so whoever can come just come at xxxx on xxxx, we'll do the summoning there and then.'

Later

"Constantine! Superman, Captain Marvel and I are the only ones available. Are you and Zatanna ready?"

"Yep, alright let's start and hope for the best."

Constantine and Zatanna began chanting and the large, and I mean large summoning circle that they drew began to glow the same colour as the Lazarus Pits. It didn't take long before the light became blinding.

Once they could see again. Constantine and Zatanna began screaming and vomiting as if they are seeing some sort of eldritch entity beyond imagination, and all Batman and Superman saw is a giant... naga-cat-fey creature that has the face of an annoyed baby awoken from his sleep?

Captain Marvel saw both sides of Danny's form, the eldritch side and the 'normal' side and decided to try and befriend this creature aka the new High King. While Superman and Batman are standing there just confused on what's going on.

Dp x dc fics in a nutshell.

Danny running around DC

Danny decided to take a break from the teenage hero life and decides to visit the infinite realms, and stumbles upon DC

He sees that there are heros everywhere, rouge gallerys, magic, creepy billionaires, clones, butt kicking furries and more

So he decides to just go around and not give a fuck

He goes to metropolis and calls superman out for clone abuse and neglect IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT, the villain decides to try and attack danny, but all danny dose is slap them in the face and scold them about manners and not interupting someone and when he's done he goes right back to criticising superman, danny stole his cape too

He showes up in one of Constantine and Zatanna jobs and just starts showing up at random, once he showed up in the house of mysterys and just starts touching cursed things and everyone is shocked when nothing happened

He showes up in star city and made it his mission to steal one of green arrows arrows in front of him, he just walked up grabed (whatever he carries his arrowes in, no idea what the name is) and runs away all while making eye contact, green arrow chased him for an hour before he lost him

Danny showes up in gothem and just starts doing cartwheels on the roofs and whenever a robin showes up he just has a normal conversation but the second batman himself showes up, he starts sassing him, left right and senter, and if batman comes within 5 feet of him danny will yell TAG slaps batman and take off running, still while doing cartwheels, flips and giving dick grayson a run for his money in acrobatics

The best part is danny dosent bother to transform into phantom so its fenton showing up at random

Everyone in the JL are loosing their mind with questions, superman and green arrow want their stuff back, and batman is fighting for adoption rights

Little baby man idea

So damian finds little baby man and decides he's damians new baby

A few months pass and damian is kidnapped by the LoA, and separated from little baby man, after he sees the batfam loosing their minds about damian being kidnapped danny goes full overprotective mode

When the rescue plan happens there was a mistake and the mission fails and all the batfam are about to be killed

When little babyman comes out of one of the batfams clothes

Damian, seeing him, tries to get little baby man danny to run away

Ra seeing damian care about this creature decides to use it to torment him, goes on a rant about how he's become weak and all that

Little baby man is now full obssession and his ghost king powers kick in

Little baby man is now big demon man

Danny growes to the size of a building, sharp needle teeth with ectoplasm leaking out of his mouth like drool, pitch black eyes that look like black holes, an ice crown floating above his head with a ring of fire on his finger,hissing that sounds like the screaming souls of the dead, blue skin, black claws and tail wrapping protectively around the tied up batfam

Everyone watches in horror as damians most recent pet becomes a terrifying pit demon

Danny destroys the lair and kills all the assasins he can, he ends up hurtin Ra al Ghul so much he looses both his arms

Then he goes over to damian and wrapes him up with his tail with the other batfam

Then it looks like space and time itself bend to his will and suddenly their in the batcave still tied up

They look around to see little baby man, back to being little taring at damians restaurants and looking him over, and just being a protective and caring creature

Everyone except damian is terrified

Damian is proud of danny and is already making a list of treats to give him

This, this is my fav OTPs, sometimes I swerve, but in general it's mostly friends to enemies to friends to lovers kind of vibe.

all of my OTPs are 'enemies who see and understand each other's deepest and darkest and still love one another because of it all, not despite'

Ok, so I've read through the comments and the reblogs and would like to add on a few things.

Danny had always had dual cores and dual obsessions, yet no one ever seemed to figure out what they truly are. He protects Amity Park from the ghosts because he felt responsible for it. Protecting is not his obsession, being loved and accepted as who he is, is one of his obsessions the other one is space. Danny, of course never realized that his other obsession is space not until after the whole rejected drama. So, here's how I see it go down.

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Danny is flying, escaping, running? He doesn't know not care he just wants out. His friends had abandoned him. His family as per usual is ignoring him, but now Jazz is also ignoring him! And not even a few hours ago before his friends abandoned him, his soulmate had asked him to never try and contact him ever again! So, he ran and ran and flew? Is that what his doing, into the GZ.

He goes straight to Clockwork's tower. Wanting, no needing his mentor father, he arrived and when he entered he saw other Ancients in there too. Some he knew like Pandora, Frostbite, Undergrowth, Nocturn and Pariah, but he didn't care he hyper focuses on Clockwork and tackled him into a hug, which Clockwork returns already knowing what had happened.

Danny tried to say something anything, but he couldn't and before he could try to say anything Clockwork stroked his head, running his hands through Danny's hair and said, "Hush now, Daniel. I know what happened, and I know why your here. Close your eyes and let it all out we'll explain and talk about it all later." And Danny did exactly that, he sobbed and sobbed and sobbed. Crying and babbling incoherently and yet Clockwork continued to stroke his head.

Danny soon fell asleep, the Ancients in the room asked Clockwork what had happened and is this the reason why he asked them to come. Clockwork for once in his immortal life responded with our riddles, "Yes, this is the reason I called you all here. Pariah, we always wanted a child correct and with how Daniel is, he'd fit right in. As for what had happened, Daniel nearly got his core broken." Gasps were heard across the room, "He got ignored by his family once again, abandoned by his friends and rejected by his soulmate." Again gasps rang through out the room.

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I am a lazy bitch, but basically Danny woke up ask questions, got adopted by Pariah and Clockwork cause their married, made heir and all that shit. Found his second obsession and hyper focuses on that instead and nearly completely ignores his other obsession. Y'know the whole shebag of Pariah x Clockwork with Danny as their child. Danielle got taken into the fam too.

And after an entire millenia or so, idk up to you, in the GZ learning about the cultures, languages, customs and his powers etc etc. He finally decided to and try to find his soulmate even though he knew that his soulmate doesn't want him he still at least wants to know.

Pops into DC Universe finds Tim aka RR his soulmate and decides that doing the whole Red Robin and Robin Hood thing mostly for fun and to make sure that his soulmate would pay some attention to him.

Thing is I really, really like Damian x Danny aka dead serious. So, in my mind Damian is interested in Danny cause at one point he is the only person that could beat him in combat. Idk how that happened it just happened. He, Danny also beat both Talia and Ra Al Ghul. So, high interest in him from Damian. Tim rejects Danny a second time, Danny doesn't break down, and instead just smiles this really sad smile and dissapears.

Causing Tim to have this soul crushing pain because Danny accepted it, but Tim doesn't know he rejected his soulmate. Damian instead takes over Tim's job in tracking down Phantom and Danny eventually falls for him instead.

Or

Danny dissapears and appears back in the GZ and does his duties and shit. Something happens in DC Phantom gets summoned and reactions vary, some shocked, some expecting, and others hyper fixated, Tim, tried to get a second chance fails.

Or however you like, but this is my take cause all I want Dark Ages and Royal Family to be apart of this.

@gilbirda Ok, so you made a snippet of on of your AUs a while back (braindead rejected! soulmate i think) and I haven't been able to think of much else since. So my brain made a little thingy for you!

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1. Tim takes a risk one day by writing back to whoever was doodling on his body, with a glittery purple gel pen, asking them to stop trying to contacting him.

All the person asked was, "Why?"

Tim never answers.

2. Danny faces constant rejection from his peers, authority figures, his parents and sister neglect him and now his own soulmate doesn't want him. They hadn't even met before he was rejected. Jazz finds out about Dannys powers and tries to reach out but Danny rejects her pretty violently due to his own pain. Then the episode where Sam and Tucker ditch him for Gregor happens and he gives up.

The two people in his life that has had pretty much complete control over his life and trajectory just abandoned him and he does not take it well. He ripped the symbol off his chest, disappeared and never came back.

3. Danny zooms into a new dimension/universe/whatever to avoid his former friends and family from being able to track him only to land in a place called Central City and immediately getting roped into helping Captain Cold who gives him a normal domino mask and they end up working together for a while.

4. Danny somehow overhears one of the speedster talking on the phone about his friends brothers soulmate issue at some point and they perfectly describe the interaction that happened between Danny and his soulmate all those years ago, down to the glittery purple gel pen and the types of doodles Danny had made as a kid and the things he said.

Danny learned one of his soulmates belonged to a group of detective vigilantes in a place called Gotham. Unfortunately he was spotted by the speedster and Danny had to bounce.

5. The Flash made reports to the Justice League about a meta teen who hes been having trouble with for a while and can't seem to pin down. He only asked for tips though as he "could handle it himself."

6. Danny leaves for Gotham and learned about Catwoman and Batmans weird Master Thief and Greatest Detective dynamic and decided that's what he wants to do. He was going to make his soulmate chase after him one way or another. Someone was going to want him even if they were wanting him behind bars.

He begins robbing bank vaults and museums, leaving no trace or clue as to what happened until he starts leaving a calling card of sorts.

7. Jason, who's been on the outs with his family lately meets this spunky white haired meta kid running around with a sci-fi mask/visor thing and giving supplies to homeless encampments and keeping the less fortunate alive and befriends him. He learns that this is the guy everyone has been searching for and just...tells no one. Jason is all for a Robin Hood vigilante, and really, its kinda funny to see his family squirm.

8. Phantom and Catwoman rob the same museum at the same time but for different things. They stare at eachother from where they're both still crouched from thier respective landings until Danny breaks the tension with "I didn't see you if you didn't see me?"

Catwoman laughs, amused. "Sure."

9. Danny finally narrowed down which of the batfam is his soulmate and introduced himself to them as Phantom.

The first thing Danny did was hit on Tim. Tim is flustered but otherwise doesn't really respond to it and tries to fight Phantom into submission, so of course Danny ghosts him by disappearing through a roof mid fight. Danny made a big show of his intangibility in that fight and made it seem like it was the only power he had but he was very skilled with it and he wanted to impress him.

10. Phantom becomes well known to the underbelly of Gotham. Mostly the homeless and nightworkers. But Danny was open and friendly. Never judging and always ready to lend a helping hand. Even better. He never came to collect on favors.

Over time, they became loyal to him.

11. Danny gets framed for a series of murders and the whole gang (minus Hood) are trying to capture him, thus, motorcycle chase scene. They use the white of his tires to tell when he's gone intangible due to all the dirt falling off the wheels. Nightwing jumps onto the bike and shocks Danny with his encrizma sticks right before Danny grits out "bye bye birdy~" and makes a big show of taking in a deep breath and holding it.

Nightwing is forced to jump off the bike as Danny runs through the concrete abutment of the overpass and coming out the other side

12. Danny meets Tim and Duke in his civilian form while he was at a Wayne tech conference. Danny had been asked about one of his inventions and was trying to show off the blueprints and explain things and thats why he was there in the first place. Duke of course, was internally screaming because that's the guy thats the guy they've been hunting for nearly a year but can find nothing on.

Red Robin confronts Phantom that night on a rooftop and Phantom laughs at him, "Thats why I was avoiding Signal for so long. He'd see my magical girl form and know instantly."

RR holds out a pair of handcuffs and says "Its over Danny." Phantom smirks and says, "I don't think it is, Tim" before jumping off onto a different roof and disappearing into the night. Tim is shook.

13. Danny over hears Robin berating RR at an old clocktower and intervenes, "Little Wayne, you do realize you were the first person I figured out, right?"

Damian proceeds to lose his mind.

14. Tim accidentally finds a material that Phantom can't phase through and quickly gets to work making things he can use against Danny. What he doesn't know is that Danny can phase through it he just pretended he couldn't because he wanted to see what would happen/what Tim would do.

Danny can sense the material and it feels really wierd to him, but doesn't harm him at all.

15. RR manages to knock Phantoms visor off his face and realizing it was made of tech he swipes it and brings it back to the cave for study.

He wasn't ready for all the information on the computer. Not only was his nemesis(?) from another plain of reality (he thinks Danny is from the ghost zone) but he was once a superhero with his own Rogues Gallery and human city to protect. Which begs the question, why did he become a Phantom thief?

16. The Joker hears about Phantom giving the bats the run around and comes to a misunderstanding about which bat he's been messing with which ultimately ends with Joker saying that he is Batmans ultimate nemesis and Phantom asking what that had to do with him? The misunderstanding is cleared up when Phantom complained about Joker even thinking that he was flirting with Batman because "Ew! He's an old man!"

Joker still got a few shots in for the heck of it but so did our ghost boy but they were no longer enemies.

17. The whole batfam had been freaking out about finally capturing Phantom and celebrating and plotting on how they were gonna get him to keep his mouth shut about thier identities until Jason came in,

Jason: Need help?

Phantom: Please?

Jason: *escapes with Danny*

Batfam: What?! No!!! Why?!

18. The batfam have only a vague idea of the Robin Hood thing going on. They know he's doing it just not to the extent its gone to. They find out later on that Phantom had been working with RH and his gang to sell off the items and most of the profits go to helping people. Other times he strait up gives jewelry and whatnot to children and working girls because "Everyone deserves something pretty, and even if its not your style you can keep it for a rainy day"

Phantom quickly gains a following and Danny doesn't even know about it. Clueless indeed.

19. Dannys main motivation in this is essentially just playing Cops and Robbers with Red Robin. Nothing else really matters to him. Not the robberies, not the fact he's working with a crime lord, not even his own safety matters much to him anymore. Hes readily zooming down the path of self destruction and Hood starts telling his family stuff, but only because he was genuinely worried about "Casper" crashing and burning.

20. No one knows why Phantom is fixated on Red Robin. He refuses to tell them. Red thinks its just because he's the smartest of the bats and he's not entirely wrong.

21. Danny legit started scheduling his heists with Tim to ensure they're both free after one couldn't make it too many times which blew the birds mind. Phantom must have been just that confident that he would always win. The bats eventually think Danny will stop stealing if RR isn't in the city for a long period of time. Danny more or less followed him and stole stuff from whatever city Tim was in. If there wasn't any museums or banks then Danny would steal a local landmark. Tim still wasn't sure how Phantom stole an entire building that one time but it had never been seen since.

22. Hood grows to be very protective of our favorite ghost boy. They bond and are actually really close. Danny admits he always wanted an older brother.

23. Tim goes off world for a while to see how Danny would react and Danny just...drops off the radar. No one knows where he is and after a week or two they start getting worried.

Tim returns after three months and Danny reappears two weeks after him with a tan and keepsakes from the places he visited on his vacation. Tim later screams into his pillow.

24. Tim has made it his personal mission to figure out who Danny really is, why he's fixated on him, where he came from, ect. Hes trying so hard but can't find anything. Its almost like he didn't exist before. Tim suddenly got an idea after Phantom accidentally got hit in the face and got a nosebleed. Tim saw green blood and immediately realized Danny might not even be human. Fortunately for our little ghost, he thinks he's an alien. A Martian specifically. Tim manages to snag a good sample from treating Phantoms wounds. Ghostboy was so focus on his core thrumming and mentally comparing it to his heart racing that he didn't even notice.

25. Tim later freaks out because the meta is freaking made out of Lazarus water.

The entire batfam was not happy to discover this and decided to work together to pressure Phantom into telling them what he was and what exactly he wanted.

Big brain time

So the joker has died and been brought back to life, right. So, what if all people who have been brought back are technically subjects of the ghost king. So what I’m saying Ghost king Danny and a legion of the finest ghost knights appear in the sky over Gotham to bring joker in to the ghost zone to stand trial. Also I think ghost have like written rights and I think vengeance is one because they are ghost and I think it sounds cool.

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Gothem may not be the most normal city, but a giant swirling mass in the sky oozing toxic green liquid was a first for most of citizens, but the Jason knew it well, well at least he knew what the liquid was. The pit raged within him, violent and unyielding.

The droplets of Lazarus pooled on the ground and on top of buildings creating puddles of glowing water. Jason as fast as he could put on his armor and helmet. The communicator was screaming in his ear as he ran to the top of his building to get a better vantage point of what was going on.

As if the situation could not get any weirder people started to crawl out of the water. People might not have been a good way to describe these things, but who cares about semantics wham the apocalypse seems to be right around the corner.

“Are you seeing what I’m seeing” dick asked over the coms, “because I think I just saw a centaur made out of a centipede and a Samurai come out of a Lazarus pool the came from the sky”

Replacement answered first “ I have three midevil skeleton knights and the headless horseman, so probably yeah”

“For the first time I how that scarecrow spiked the water” Steph responded “because I think I just saw the dog things from the first ghost busters and I didn’t think Damian needs another pet demon”

Before Jason could reply a blue woman covered in scales climes out of one of a pool close to him. When her snake like eyes met his he froze. Her voice was calm but she spoke with a Weight  to it. “Put down your gun, young one and go inside, our king will be herein a moment”

For some reason he felt like he was included in the “our” . With all the courage he had gained from his years of training he asked “ what do you mean our king?”

As if on cue lightning started to clash as something giant started to descend from the sky, the center was vaguely human shaped and looked like it was made of ice in one arm a black sword, on the other a red ring that looked like it was imbedded into the icy flesh of the beings body  strand of red trailing up its arm where the veins should be a cap rapped around its shoulders like someone cut it from the fabric of the universe. A crown floated above its head. It’s face look like someone scribbled it out in post prediction, Wings surrounded it, completing the biblical angel look.

“ My name is phantom” it began to speak “king of the infinite realms, defeater of pariah dark, protector of the living dead.” Phantoms voice was loud and forceful but it didn’t hurt Jason’s ears like it should, but his chest felt tight, not with fear but like someone grabbed his heart and was squeezing it. “My people have been tormented enough by your legal system’s incompetents.”

Phantom as the thing was called lifted up its sword to point in the Direction of  arkham asylum, as Jason fell down to one knee, his body forcing him to bow his head to phantom. Neither Jason nor phantom controlled this movement, but the pit.

“ the dead are mine” phantom continued “your dead are mine, their anger and hate are mine. The children you let die are mine, and most importantly the minute the joker died he became mine”

Jason’s head snapped up, he hadn’t killed the joker, that bastard was alive in arkham, no one had killed the joker, Unless he was brought back, but no sane person would bring the joker back, unless, but Bruce wouldn’t.

“Batman you have stolen my subjects rights to justice and vengeance, you and the people of gothem have until sunrise to bring the joker to me or one of my men, if not we will take him by force. Do not disappoint me”

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Tell me if it sucks, also I can’t tell if this courts as a fanfic so…

guys we’re not being cringe to keep out the twitter users. we’re being cringe to keep out the ALGORITHMS, the CAPITALISTS, the INFLUENCERS. twitter users are welcome as long as they agree this site is UNMARKETABLE

I love your shadowpeach it is amazing! I am also simping for your Wukong, but that's irrelevant. I love how you interpret how their relationship is like, and I can see where it's coming from. I have even have this HC/AU thing where after the JTTW finishes, the Monkey King stayed in heaven for a bit and got confronted by Quan Yin, who proceeds to drag said monkey into her place and became his therapist. Nezha joined in on the therapy sessions a few years later and during those times they just straight up bond. After Quan Yin deemed them stable enough for society they started to support each other and Nezha even started living on FFM, it did not take long for Wukong to straight up go, "This child is now mine, and if anyone were to take him I can and will destroy you."

NCDJKSNCD MAN... MAN MAN... THAT'S SO NICE? THAT'S SUCH A GOOD AU... THAT'S LOVELY ACTUALLY OML 😭😭

and thank you!!! and thank you for simping for SWK it makes my day :D