Some People Need A Hug. I Need A Hug And M1 Abrams Tank.

Some people need a hug. I need a hug and M1 Abrams tank.

In our lifetimed we will see words like YEET be added to dictionaires and words changing their spelling.

In fonclusion Im waiting for a dictionary to say MONKE.

I just realised

Love and hate are the strongest human emotions because they are the most complex one and the simplest one. Love is so complicated its hard to comprehend it. Hate is so simple everyone know what it feels like and understands it.

I dont care if its obvious, I just realised it after so long.

If I see any art of mythological Medusa portraying her as a villain Imma shove wet cement so far up artists ass it will turn their eyes petrified.

Waiter! Waiter! There is soup in my hair!

And maybe also nose

And face

And lungs

I really dont like how your chef is drowning me in soup.

Why is it called Petri Dish? Who is Petri and what did he cooked? Im hungry I want to eat it.