Jfc Hearing My Mum Say That Voting Tactically Is Pointless Bc 'then Nobody's Voting For What They Really

Jfc hearing my mum say that voting tactically is pointless bc 'then nobody's voting for what they really believe in'. Like, I believe in getting the tories out for f*cks sakes. Anyway VOTE LABOUR

if a fictional character gets stabbed, they have only 2 valid response options:

1. slowly raise their hand to the wound and/or pull the weapon impaling them out while everyone stares in horror before collapsing to the ground from shock and/or blood loss and being caught just in time by their friend/sibling/love interest

2. hide the wound beneath a dark item of clothing in preparation for the dramatic reveal later when another character touches them and their hand comes away bloody or they overexert themselves and they stumble and wince but still try to insist they’re fine, even though they’re clearly in pain and struggling to stay on their feet, and as the other character peels back their jacket it becomes clear that they’re badly hurt and have been for a while (bonus points if they’re wearing a white shirt underneath)

The most adorable “pop pop”.

by far the best genre of fiction ever invented is short comics about women meeting ghosts/monsters/goddesses/whatever that are ALSO women and them inevitably ending up in love w each other

thinking about how this group of idiots was trying to come up with a name for themselves and then the depressed german guy in the back was like “how about the mighty no” as a joke but everyone was like “yeah that slaps actually” and now they fight gods with the name the mighty nein and nobody questions it

you ever read something so fucking stupid you want to blow your brains out