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#they were married y’all

the signs, yo

Aries: Funniest rants, trust me; Seems like a badass, but they’re harmless until you seriously piss them off; Do not piss them off, their limits are usually reasonable and they will fight you; Unafraid to act, especially to defend you; Always thinking about what’s coming up next; Great at starting projects they never completely finish; Sincere friends.

Taurus: Big, sweet cow eyes; Honestly just hug them and never let go, it’ll be the best decision you ever make; Warm aura; They’ll embarrass themselves, but it’s endearing instead of cringe-worthy; Calm presence; Naturally reserved, but they will let you in if you genuinely care; Unintentionally funny; Some quality of theirs makes people look up to them.

Gemini: They try so hard, bless their hearts; Cutest clothes; One of you is going to have a crush on the other; Awkward in a way that makes tension disappear; Unintentionally attracts trouble; It doesn’t occur to them to not put up with your shit; Not very considerate to your emotions unless they’re helping you with a specific issue; Super passionate about their fandoms and interests; Someone you can always talk to.

Cancer: Fucking dweebs that will laugh over the most bizarre things; Will always love you; Messy; They genuinely want you to do your best; They deeply care about all of their friends, too; Give great hugs; Take everything personally and fully invest themselves; They might get too wrapped up in something that doesn’t seem important to you, but just be patient with them, they’re worth it.

Leo: Simultaneously the most self-absorbed and caring people; Lucious locks; So intimidating, but it’s all a big, fat lie if you’re friends; Would kill for you; Childish and immature; Can actually be very practical minded; Really wants you to like them, but they’re not going to try hard for your approval; Let them have the last word because they’re going to have it eventually.

Virgo: Sad eyes that know the dark secrets of the world; They don’t feel in control, yet they try to be; Organized and methodical; Outwardly cynical (but they secretly hope for the best); If you meet their standards, consider yourself lucky; Big sister who will always help you with your problems; Feels most comfortable in a dark movie theater; Listen to them because they know what they’re talking about; Surprisingly patient.

Libra: They have a story for everything; Loves to go out with their loved ones; They spend a lot of time thinking over ideas and concepts; DILF; Lifelong friend that you can always turn to; Confidence booster; Can be surprisingly selfish sometimes; Indecisive as fuck; They’re going to win you over before you even realise it; Silently judgemental, but this doesn’t mean they take sides.

Scorpio: 10/10 would bang; Could destroy you effortlessly; Lifelong struggle bus ticket holder; Romantic love is not their strong suit; Darkly magnetic; Shared looks and inside jokes will be abundant when you hang out; Do not fuck with their friends; I repeat: do not fuck with their friends; seriously; avoid this at all costs; These are the type of people who will burn your house down and steal your boyfriend; If you fuck them over, they will cut ties forever, even if they still love you.

Sagittarius: They’re best friend material; Lots and lots of friends but few close friends; Attractive/ Magnetic; You’re going to find yourself thinking about them later; Can go literally anywhere and fit in; Histrionic; Will not put up with your bullshit at all; They seem like an open book, but this is not the case at all; Take themselves a little too seriously; More loyal than you could ask for.

Capricorn: Sassy as hell; Sarcasm actually flows through their veins; You will admire them; Always seemingly stable; They have the soundest advice; Tend to think they’re always right, and they aren’t exactly wrong about that; If they love you, it’s true; Good listeners and friends; Grouchy is their default emotion; Lowkey SUPER competitive, just let them win because they will literally never let it go ever.

Aquarius: You will fall in love with them, even if it doesn’t last; They’re going to make you laugh; They try to be forgiving creatures; Lowkey super stubborn about things they believe to be right; Really, really good at one area of expertise; Detail oriented; Highly sexual beings; They downplay their emotions; It’s hard to completely understand what they’re thinking about unless they explicitly tell you; Trust their gut because they’re going to be right.

Pisces: Hug them, please, they’ll really appreciate it; They’re probably going to fall in love with you, too; Trusting and trustworthy; Watch what you say around them because they’re very sensitive; Encourage them to trust their intuition more; They’ll be able to understand your feelings more deeply than any of the other signs; Insecure but so, so, so worthy; Would die for you; Sneaky; Need a favor? Call this babe.

@malcolm-faede @marine-is-hope check this out.  

The Dark Artifices is soon??? 

After reading the book, I have many new favorites in the cast but Ty is a special little cinnamon roll. I totally ship him with…. someone... who I can’t say because spoilers. But I can tell you they have the best ship name ever.

The Last Hours theories

I finally will share my theories with you Shadowhunters fans on The Last Hours. I will give some theories on the fake marriage and on my Cordelia Carstairs predictions/theories:

The Arranged/Fake marriage

I know there have been rumors or theories about the marriage between James and Cordelia or Grace and Christopher being fake. In my opinion I don’t think that is going to be the scandal/fake marriage. Just because Cassie said one marriage is fake. Some assume Cordelia’s marriage with James is fake or Christopher’s with Grace. 

I think it is actually 

Lucie Herondale and Jesse Blackthorn 

Think about it. Jesse and Lucie are cousins and it sounds very weird, strange and awkward to marry your cousin. Let it sink in that Lucie and Jesse are related. I think she never would have married her cousin, unless the ‘Jesse’ we know isn’t the real one. I think that when Jesse was brought back to life, it was only a part of him. Maybe in their previous lives they were lovers and not related to one another (and part if that soul is in Jesse)

My Character theory on: Cordelia Carstairs

I think that everyone knows about her crush on James, except for James himself. I think she sometimes will be worried about him like Sophie was worried about Jem in Clockwork Angel and Tessa discovered that Sophie was in love with him. 

Her relationship with Alistair:

I think Cordelia and Alistair's bond/family relationship could broken because of two theories:

1. Alistair is hiding a dark secret (not necessary his, could also be his father or mother’s secret) that could ruin the Carstairs name. Like their father, Elias Carstairs,  attempting to do necromancy to bring his brother Jonah Carstairs, his sister in-law Ke Wen Yu and Jem back to life (Those who’ve read TMI and TID know the truth about Jem’s fate.)  Alistair could be doing something dangerous together with his father that could end up with Cordelia being in danger. 

Or 

2. Cordelia knew the truth about what he, Cilve Cartwright and another boy did at The Academy to scare James. (Those who’ve read Nothing But Shadows knows about how Alistair was behaving) and she wanted to tell to her parents, but he, for example, pushes her from the stairs and that almost killed her, but in result lost her memory of that day. Alistair feeling guilty about that he almost killed his sister. It’s just a theory. 

Let’s just pray that The Carstairs will have a happy ending.

Cordelia’s Feelings for James:

I guess that she deep down knows that he doesn’t love her. (or he does, but he doesn’t realize it yet) But tries to stay optimistic about her unrequited love being returned. If she does start to fall in love with someone else or someone will have a crush on her. Maybe she will have a friendly bond with Christopher. 

(Here’s my reason: If you look at Cordelia and Christopher’s flower cards and put them next to Clary and Simon’s flower cards. It kind off look like each other. It’s like Christopher and Cordelia are reincarnated.)

She will develop some feelings for that other person, but will always love James. Cordelia’s Flower card has a Daisy on it. Not is it only her nickname given by James, but the meaning of the flower means ‘Loyal Love’. 

Theory on The ‘Found’ Family Tree:

We know that the family tree has some information missing. I think the first thing is that James and Cordelia couldn’t possibly only had one child. They must had maybe two children. One child in hiding perhaps or they had to gave one up? 

The death dates of some character are all close to one another. Which is also suspicious. And Why do I not see Matthew Fairchild’ s name 

What are your theories? Share them with me.

Do you think This could be happening @malcolm-faede ?