Hey Polyamorus Person Here. I Love This Post *chefs Kiss To It* Never Thought Of It As A Power Move Till

Hey polyamorus person here. I love this post *chefs kiss to it* never thought of it as a power move till now and it’s got me cackling

i cant speak for other polyam people but being in a triad/throuple relationship in real life is just inherently funny. show up to the family function with two guys and everyone else has one guy. just seems like a power move every time even though we're just living our lives. hilarious. i recommend this for comedic value alone

So… about my post from earlier- yes I already wrote a fan fic for Jake and frenchie because I absolutely love these two- (possible trigger warning: drinking?) this is just… hurt comfort angst mostly but with a lovely soft ending.

Fic name: drunken confession.

It was a cool February afternoon, Jake was at front, fully alone at this point. While Marc and Steven where oddly dormant. Jake had nothing to do. Not a single request from khonsu it wasn’t like he was close enough with Layla to hangout with her but even if he was she was out on a mission herself a solo one. And strangely enough the feeling of being alone was bugging him it was strange for him to have both Marc and Steven be completely dormant even just for a day or two. He was considering bugging frenchie. He lingered over frenchies contact anxious to text him. Though Jake had his own “spot” in this “shared life” with Marc and Steven it was still… strained he didn’t know how or where to leave off with friendships and if what he deemed friendships where actually friendships.

The only one he was sure of as his friend was frenchie. It was a odd sort of strained friendship for sure on and off communication for years. Yet every time they did talk it was like nothing had changed. Like they didn’t just randomly stop talking for a while. It was like naturally setting clock work with these two they some how felt so readily comfortable chatting. It was some thing jake didn’t feel often with others and at times in his solitude in the back of the mind space he would linger his thoughts about frenchie he wondered if he thought to much about his “friend. But I digress. As Jake thought out these things it was like some sort of force read his mind and sent him a sign since he was to frozen to text frenchie himself

A message from frenchie.

“Hey- are you free today?”

“depends on who you need.” Replied jake

“Well I’m hoping for Jake but I’m guessing this is Marc right now?”

“Jake speaking currently. No idea where the other two have faded off to.”

“That’s oddly perfect” Jake saw that and raised an eye brows.

“What’s that mean by that?” He answered back

“It means Do you want to grab a drink with me? We haven’t hung out in a while I mean we have but just not the two of us alone is all.”

Jake found himself baffled. Yet smiling like an idiot as he saw the text.

“Sure, what bar?”

Frenchie sent the address and said he would be waiting- Jake got into some casual clothes. Slicking back his hair a bit with his fingers and a tiny bit of hair gel before putting on his hat.

When he got to the bar he entered and looked around for frenchie, he was at small booth seat section alone instead of at a bar stool near the counter like they usually sat at jake noticed this little change and thought it was odd, frenchie saw him as well and locked eyes with him and waved him over “over here mon ami!” He said with a smile jake went over to the table and frenchie stood up to give him a little side hug before sitting back down

“Long time no see my favorite friend-“

“Wow you pick favorites?” Jake chuckled “any ways wow I’m surprised you picked a booth this time, what’s with that?” He asked casually with a smile

“Just wanted a change of pace I guess.” Replied frenchie

“Every things been changing recently huh?” Mumbled jake

“It has- but change can be a good thing, no? At least it seems to be good in your case right?”

A waiter then came up and took there drink orders they ordered some basic rounds of beers before they went back to talking

“I mean it is pretty good mostly since I get to talk to you again.”

“Aw you flatter me mon ami,” frenchie smirked “so catch me up on your perspective. What’s new for you?”

“What’s new? Well damn a lot- don’t tell Marc and Steven I told you this but there both dating each other now- some how? There constantly pinning over each other- it’s kinda gross to be honest-“

“Hah! I had a clue that was the case.”

“Observant as always, Jean.”

“But why do you call it gross?”

“Because I have to deal with seeing them be all lovey dovey with each other- it makes it so awkward since we all share a body- let’s say they let me front- meanwhile there in the back of the head making out or being sickeningly sweet together.”

“How about Layla? You talk to her much? I know the other two are in a shared relationship, no?”

“Si they are, but I don’t see Layla that way. Don’t think I ever will to be honest. It always feels like I’m an unwanted guest with those three. Though good for them for what they have- hey enough questions about me- how’s your quest to find a boyfriend been going?”

“Uhg I gave up months ago- turns out being an amputy is a turn off to most. And the ones who aren’t turned off end up being creeps.”

“Well there missing out on you as a person- and more importantly missing out on the chances at getting free plane rides for life.” *the thing about free air plane rides was a joke but the first bit was sincere*

They received there drinks and thanked the waiter,

Jake started to drink his as frenchie continued the conversation “I guess your right. It just I’ll be honest the loneliness is some thing unbearable.”

“You’d be surprised but I get it.”

Frenchie raised an eye brow as he raised his glass about to take a sip “but your never alone at least most of the time.”

“There’s loneliness in reality having no one to stand by you then there’s loneliness in feeling outcasted.”

“Ah… wise words so very unlike you.” He seemed to tease and jake rolled his eyes playfully

“Yea well with no one to talk to for a few years it leaves me to think a lot.”

*frenchie took a long swig of his drink* “Uhg enough talk about loneliness and solitude- we have each other’s company! That’s what matters right now to me.”

“Now that I can get with. You see you have Even wiser words then what I said before.”

“I guess drunk words are the wisest-“

“Drunk? but this is your first drink- you really becoming a lightweight on me?”

“Light weight? In your dreams! I pre-gamed before You got here-“

“Wow what a shock.”

“Nothing to crazy just a martini or two- they had this really interesting pomegranate one I’ve been dying to try.”

“Really? That sounds interesting.”

“Yea but I didn’t want to be an embarrassment to you is all- you know me drinking a “prissy” drink in front of you-“

“Prissy drink? Really? That’s some thing only Marc would get embarrassed about-you know that, actually hold on watch-“ *he waved over a weighter after he finished off his first pint of beer once the waiter was called over he ordered one of those drinks frenchie mentioned and frenchie for himself another pint.

“Wow what a gentleman proving a point by getting a “girly drink” if only I could find a man like you-“ frenchie joked- (but in all honesty he was being serious ooP)

Jakes cheeks where nipped red and it could have been a mix of the alcohol or the way frenchie teased him.

“Trust me you wouldn’t want a guy like me”

“Why wouldn’t I? You have an amazing jawline- you can drive- hmmm what else- your a good listener and we have great chemistry-“

“Says the guy who’s 10 times cooler then me you fly planes and shit.”

“Cooler? I take that as an insult you know! If any thing I’m HOTTER then you-“

“Wow tooting your own horn there huh?” They were joking back and forth, Loki flirting as they moved on to other little topics.

“You know what- I gotta ask Jake-“

“Hm? Waht is it?” *he muttered as he finished off his third drink*

“Steven and Marc those two- there… what’s the word- not gay- gay and straight- what’s the English words again…” (when frenchie was tipsy he would often let certain English words slip his vocabulary)

“Bisexual?”

“Yea yea that right? I never thought Marc would be you know-“ 💅🏻 he did the hand motion)

“Yea same never thought that- I mean I thought Steven was just gay like- actually gay for a while until he showed interest in Layla-“

“Hey hey off topic listen… hhhh… uh… what was I saying again.?”

The two laughed a bit like idiots

“How… how about yourself jake?”

“What what about me?”

“Are you… straight gay thing too? like Marc and the British one?” *he rested his head on the palm of his hand

Jake went silent and his face was redder then before he lowered his gaze, not sure how to answer.

He sort of froze for a second and frenchie noticed the tension for a moment- then Jake chuckled

“not sure… I've never been able to explore the possibilities, you know?”

“Well is there any one you ever thought was hot?”

“…. One person.” Jake said stoically but on the inside he was over thinking “shit am I bisexual? Or just gay? Or… can Jean Paul see more about me then I do about my self“

“Oh? Who’s that person?? I just gotta know-“

“I won’t be sharing that.”

“Oh come on~ at least give me a hint!~ is it some one you know?”

“Si”

“Is it a guy or girl?”

“… guy-“

“OOH- ok ok hmmm… we’ll To be honest jake you don’t know a lot of people…and I doubt it’s the others residing in your head…sooo… is it meee~”

Jakes eyes went wide and he tipped his hat down over his face a bit- “In your dreams-“ *he chuckled trying to seem calm but he was clenching his teeth a bit.

“You know I can see through you Jake~ if you wanna make out just say so~” this was a joke of course- frenchie was just teasing a bit.

“For fucks sake can you not?” *jake snapped a bit and taking off his hat and clenching it before knawing on the brim a bit angstily

“Aww no need to be shy, if you wanna hook up say the word I wouldn’t mind, especially with a hunk such as yourself-“ frenchie misunderstood jakes reaction as simply a flustered one

“Jean- I mean it- stop it.” *jake said between knaws on his hat his eyes filled with tears he was overhwkened and frenchie though Loki shit face drunk had a sort of “oh shit I fucked up” moment

“Jake- I-…shit I didn’t mean to make you upset I was just joking! I was just- just teasing you know? I know bad timing I shouldn’t have-“ he tried to seem calm and smiled awkwardly trying I make the situation better

“Out of all the people… Can you not fucking make fun of me? I thought I could confide in you- fuck…”

“Jake- you can confide in me I didn’t mean- I didn’t mean to make you upset really.”

“I just don’t get any of it- I’m trying so fucking hard trying I get it I’m a dumbass for even- for… having these thoughts… it wouldn’t even work- god what am I… people are staring I can tell people are staring and it’s all your fucking fault-“ he said through clenched teeth and jaw

Frenchie went silent as Jake layed his head on the table trying to ground himself frenchie stopped drinking and focused on what he wanted to say through his drunken haze jake was over thinking every thing and he was mumbling a lot- “I’m obvious I’m so fucking obvious- he thinks it’s funny- I’m a fool- why did I even humor the conversation- I couldn’t do this even though I want to- I can’t- fuck how would the others react? They wouldn’t even let me date Jean Paul even if I wanted to… would they…? even if he wanted to date me back- is he still here- did he leave? I need to lift my head up eventually… my head is pounding- why can’t one of them be here to take things up- why can't I go back- why can’t I shut myself off right now- where’s the help when I need it. Where’s the person who cares about me-?” He couldn’t even tell his internal thoughts from his own outward rambling frenchie moved his hand over to jakes head and gently fixed strands of jake's hair back in place

“Jake…” frenchie said softly and when he did Jake seemed to freeze up and tense like stone for a moment before softening enough to lift his head a bit just so he could look up to frenchie. tears where streaming down jakes face and frenchie finally spoke

“I… you mean so much to me- I didn’t mean to hurt you like this-“

“I deserve to be hurt…”

“No jake you don’t.”

“I do… that’s my whole purpose I take the punches. I don’t get… how You see me as more then that-“

“Because you are more then that.”

“No im not-“ Jake said once again with a frustrated snarl*

“To me you are more then you say you are. I…. I was heartbroken when you were gone- I thought… I thought I made that clear- I really didn’t mean to tease you… I was mostly poking fun at my self jake.”

“How would you be poking fun at yourself it’s not like you want to kiss me-“

“… Jake- wow your just… *he roled his eyes* “I love you- I don’t just want to kiss you I want to be there for you, and I always will be there for you one way or another no matter how long it takes for you to fully open up- I’ll be here for you. Even when you where gone all that time- I wanted to be there for you…” *he took his hand off of jakes head and rested then on the table* “I guess drunk thoughts aren’t always the wisest huh?”

“But they tend to be true ones…right?”

“True-“ frenchie smiled softly

“You… actually love me…? Romantically…? Or just…”

“Yes romantically Jake-“ he said abruptly

“…but…what will the others…”

“Fuck what the others think! Listen if Marc and the British one-“

*jake interrupted frenchie for a moment to correct him and tell him stevens name*

“YEA OK SO IF MARC AND STEVEN AND LAYLA CAN MAKE THERE THREE WAY GAY-straiGht relationship woRk- we can make this work to!”

“But how… how can it work? I’m usually tucked away… do you really want to have some one as inconsistent as me as a lover?”

“Love finds a way, it always does, my love for you won’t ever fade jake, it never did. All I really tried in the past was to move on from my thoughts of you and it never worked- i would happily wait years for you- I’ll be here every step of the way- we can discuss with the others a proper schedule… we can- we can make it work- I promise-“

“What if I’m not good enough-“

“You say it as if I’m good enough.”

“Jean your more then enough your so much more-“

“And that’s how I see you to-“ he reached his hands to jakes and held them gently before giving them a little squeeze*

“I still can’t believe any of this… is actually happening…” Jake said with his face a pink glow. He was happy- he was worried this was some sort of dream or something- he was anxious he would wake up and this would be all over or even worse? The next day they would pretend it never happened because they where drunk.

“I… really can’t believe it…” he pulled his hands away slowly* “how do I know we won’t just sweep this all under the rug by tomorrow…?”

“You think I would sweep this sweet confession under the rug? What do you take me for? Heartless?”

“No not at all- I just… I don’t know-“

“Here- I’ll prove it to you-“ *he took his unfinished glass of beer and chugged the final gulp for courage before standing up*

“What are you doing??”

Frenchie then stood up on the seat- “MAY I HAVE EVERY ONES ATTENTION?”

“Oh my fucking goD- Get doWn-“

“I’ll shoUt it louDer if I haVe tO-“

“your gonna get us kiCked oUt-!”

“WELL THEN SO BE IT! HEY EVERYONE YOU SEE THIS WONDERFUL MAN RIGHT HERE? WITH THE MOST HANDSOME EYES YOUVE EVER SEEN? I LOVE HIM! I LOVE HIS SMILE I LOVE HIS HAIR I LOVE HIM! I LOVE EVERY THING ABOUT HIM EVEN HIS QUIRKS!”

*some people stared and some one in the back mumbled “queers-“ while the bartender roled there eyes like this was a normal every few days occurance that had gotten annoying

Jake got up and pulled frenchies arm so he would sit back down. “Your so… fucking stupid…” he said with a smile as he started to chuckle- this was a smile that frenchie hadn’t seen in a long time, with softly lidded eyes and such care free relaxedness. And frenchie melted seeing jakes face relaxed and happy like this. As Jake was laughing happily about all of this the owner of the bar came over and interrupted the two “hey you guys gotta get going your making to much of a scene-“

“Fine so be it!” Said frenchie as he payed for the drinks- also leaving a nice tip for the waiter who had been taking there orders

And so they left the bar side by side- frenchie hesitating at first before grabbing hold of jakes hand as they stepped outside

“…so… what now…?” Jake asked softly as he noticed frenchies hand wrapped around his.

“Up to you really… we don’t need to rush any thing if your not ready, just know I’m here.”

Jake gave a nod and let go of frenchies hand for a moment there was jsut content silence between the two before jake turned to frenchie and giving him an unexpected bear hug

“Te amo…” jake muttered softly as he hugged on

“"je t'aime aussi"

Here’s a tik tok for my Moon knight cosplay progress!

I love this quote just saying- like… wow

that quote like “god gave us transness for the same reason he made grapes but not wine; yeast but no loaves — so we may partake in the divine act of creation”

That moment I accidentally re-blogged this to my ask the narrator blog instead of my main- KWNXRJDJRJC

I have a request if that’s ok! I just wanna see some wholesome interactions between the narrator and Stanley? Almost like there on a date if possible! Or maybe just share headcannons about these two and what they do in there free time?

Alrighty ive come up with this idea of their first date together i hope that’s alright with you :]]]]

Alrighty so the narrator probably tries to create the best first date ever known to man but stanley’s like [uh i just like spending time witdth youu…<3 you don’t have to do so much ilysm already you dork]

during this whole “make perfect date” thing, stanley keeps suggesting something simple. But y’know how stubborn the narrator is…

Stanley is just a simple man with simple desires and the Narrator is a perfectionist. (But we’ve figured that quirk out already)

The narrator struggles over and over in attempts to create the perfect date. Stanley is a bit fed up but what did he expect? It is the narrator after all. Although, It is quite endearing and dorky which is cute in itself. After many attempts, the narrator caves in and gives up.

Stanley ofc doesn’t think that the date is ruined, It barely even started! Stanley affirms the narrator and makes his final suggestion: movie and cuddles. they finally settle on that.

The dates after this come a bit easier. The narrator still tries to make each date special. When planning each one though, he makes sure not to stray away from his main intention of making Stanley feel loved and happy.

I’m sorry this took so long I’m not the best at finishing stuff quickly. thank you for the request!!!!!

OK HEAR ME OUT MOON KNIGHT FANDOM!!!

JAKE X FRENCHIE (Duchamp)

SUPREMACY!!! (For context feel free to ask about my head cannons)