Being On My Period Makes Me Feel Like A Wounded Forest Animal Trying To Find A Warm Dark Small Place

being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

You ever just wake up from an incredibly graphic and realistic nightmare that was a pure psychological horror based on your own personal phobias and trauma and just roll over like “aw shit I got too hot last night I guess.” And then make toast like you didn’t just experience the nine circles of hell before 9 am

I try to eat raw meat while cooking to the point my partners don’t trust me with it, but I keep doing it when they’re not looking (I have many carnivorous kintypes)

Also I have food aggression issues and will get aggressive when people try to take my food, whether that’s on my plate or something I stashed away for later (I assume this trait comes from being a dragon)

-Emyr (he/it)

ALTERHUMANS I AM SUMMONING YOU

let's start a chain

everyone reblog with your alterhuman toxic trait

mine is that I forget that I'm not actually the size of a cat, which usually ends up with me stuck in a box

Actually your society is the freaks for shooting everything that moves and burning half your "nature reserves" every year so that upperclass dandies can eat leaded pheasant. North Americans are the well adjusted ones here, your country has become a desolate suburban lawn in island form

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3