More GOW Crack

More GOW crack

More scenarios, hope you enjoy, warning you now it's kinda long.

Sigyn: There's a spider!

Atreus: So what do you want me do?

Angrboda: kill it!

Atreus: You saw it first! YOU kill it!

Sigyn: You kill it, you're the man!

Atreus: Since when?🤨

[·] "Food is sacred"

Angrboda & Sigyn: Do we have boyfriend, girlfriend, or partner today?

Atreus: Considering you ate the last of the mushroom quiche, you have a fuckin enemy...

[·] "Sigyn has the impulse control"

Looking at a thoroughly destroyed Asgard:

Sigyn: WHAT THE HEL HAPPENED!

Atreus: I was left unsupervised.

Sigyn: But wasn't Angrboda with you!?

Angrboda: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised...

[·] "Wedding day"

Kratos: This day brings me immense joy, if your mother was here, I am certain would be overjoyed to you see how you have grown Atreus.

Atreus: 😊

Mimir: Sigyn and Angrboda, we couldn't ask for better daughter in-laws. And we hope your marriage is rich and fulfilling

Angrboda & Sigyn: ☺️

Kratos: Yes, we hope this union brings bliss. More importantly...

Atreus: Wait-

Kratos: Through the binding of legal marriage, Atreus is now YOUR problem!

Brok: HAH!

Sindri: Goodness sake!

Atreus: Aww, you know I'll always be your problem father...Until the day you die. Even then I'll probably drag your ass back from Hel.

Kratos: I do no doubt it.

[·] "I miss my wives"

Atreus: I miss my wives Tyr, I miss them alot. I'll be back...*leaves*

Tyr: Atreus we're in HEL-

[·] "Which is it?"

Brok: Atreus c'mere, got a question fer ya.

Atreus: what?

Mimir: Someone turn me around...

Sindri: Wait you're seriously asking!?

Brok: shut yer shit! He's the only on who can answer!

Kratos: Do you seek death dwarf?

Atreus: Now I'm intrigued, what did you wanna ask Brok?

Everyone:

Brok: Which hurts more, gettin kicked in the sack? Or childbirth?

Atreus: I actually have an answer.

Sigyn: Wait really?!

Atreus: yeah

Angrboda: Sooo...wich is it?

Atreus: ...Yes

Brok: ...you lil shi-

Kratos: SILENCE

Angrboda: Wait I actually wanna know-

[·] "Or what?"

Kratos: Atreus! You must stop this madness!

Atreus: Hah! Or what?

Mimir: We'll tell you wives!

Atreus: WAIT NO-

Sigyn & Angrboda: LOKI LAUFEYSON

Atreus: SHI-

That's it for now, next batch might involve their kids. Until next time

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I realized I never posted my LO edits here. So here’s my edits of Persephone and Hera. tbh these could be my versions just in the LO style. I find edits pretty relaxing ngl…

I realized I never posted my LO edits here. So here's my edits of Persephone and Hera. tbh these could be my versions just in the LO style. I find edits pretty relaxing ngl...

More edits. I'm pretty proud of these.