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More GOW crack
More scenarios, hope you enjoy, warning you now it's kinda long.
Sigyn: There's a spider!
Atreus: So what do you want me do?
Angrboda: kill it!
Atreus: You saw it first! YOU kill it!
Sigyn: You kill it, you're the man!
Atreus: Since when?🤨
[·] "Food is sacred"
Angrboda & Sigyn: Do we have boyfriend, girlfriend, or partner today?
Atreus: Considering you ate the last of the mushroom quiche, you have a fuckin enemy...
[·] "Sigyn has the impulse control"
Looking at a thoroughly destroyed Asgard:
Sigyn: WHAT THE HEL HAPPENED!
Atreus: I was left unsupervised.
Sigyn: But wasn't Angrboda with you!?
Angrboda: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised...
[·] "Wedding day"
Kratos: This day brings me immense joy, if your mother was here, I am certain would be overjoyed to you see how you have grown Atreus.
Atreus: 😊
Mimir: Sigyn and Angrboda, we couldn't ask for better daughter in-laws. And we hope your marriage is rich and fulfilling
Angrboda & Sigyn: ☺️
Kratos: Yes, we hope this union brings bliss. More importantly...
Atreus: Wait-
Kratos: Through the binding of legal marriage, Atreus is now YOUR problem!
Brok: HAH!
Sindri: Goodness sake!
Atreus: Aww, you know I'll always be your problem father...Until the day you die. Even then I'll probably drag your ass back from Hel.
Kratos: I do no doubt it.
[·] "I miss my wives"
Atreus: I miss my wives Tyr, I miss them alot. I'll be back...*leaves*
Tyr: Atreus we're in HEL-
[·] "Which is it?"
Brok: Atreus c'mere, got a question fer ya.
Atreus: what?
Mimir: Someone turn me around...
Sindri: Wait you're seriously asking!?
Brok: shut yer shit! He's the only on who can answer!
Kratos: Do you seek death dwarf?
Atreus: Now I'm intrigued, what did you wanna ask Brok?
Everyone:
Brok: Which hurts more, gettin kicked in the sack? Or childbirth?
Atreus: I actually have an answer.
Sigyn: Wait really?!
Atreus: yeah
Angrboda: Sooo...wich is it?
Atreus: ...Yes
Brok: ...you lil shi-
Kratos: SILENCE
Angrboda: Wait I actually wanna know-
[·] "Or what?"
Kratos: Atreus! You must stop this madness!
Atreus: Hah! Or what?
Mimir: We'll tell you wives!
Atreus: WAIT NO-
Sigyn & Angrboda: LOKI LAUFEYSON
Atreus: SHI-
That's it for now, next batch might involve their kids. Until next time
I'll be doing a series of God of War characters! (Mimir, the smartest man alive)
Can you please describe how each of the characters laugh? :):):) I'm betting Blade's laugh is an imperceptible twitch at the corner of his lips and nothing more, but inside he's wheezing and gasping.
Blade has three general tiers of humorous reactions:
1. Slight quirk in his eyes/faint twitch at the corner of his mouth: regular smile
2. Slight exhale through his nose: genuine amusement and laughter
3. Quiet chuckle: he’s crying with laughter on the inside
Trouble can only laugh loudly, like “BAHAHAHA” or “PAHAHAH.” Like it just bursts out of him. Like a real-life LOL.
Tallys laughs quietly but freely. It’s a dainty, tinkling kind of laugh.
Shery laughs in a dry, breathy kind of way–I describe it as a mouse darting out of shadows. Whatever that means. She also tends to cover her mouth with her fingers when she laughs.
Riel has a really dorky laugh when he’s actually laughing, like a honking guffaw. Normally he doesn’t laugh, though, so his “in-character” laugh is a dry, amused little chuckle.
Chase has a wicked laugh sometimes, like a “heh heh heh 😈” when he’s amused but not lol-ing it up. When he is lol-ing, he has a deep, mirthful kind of belly laugh where he clutches at his sides and rolls around.
Red has a warm, rich laugh where he throws his head back and slaps his knee.
Ayla has a kind of high, barking laugh where sometimes she chokes on her spit and it devolves into coughing wildly and turning red.
Halek has a quiet, shy kind of laugh where he sort of turns his head to the side and sort of wheezes quickly: almost like when a dog sneezes.
Briony has a bright, pealing laugh that bursts out of her, usually when she’s genuinely surprised. The kind that almost seems to catch her off-guard, and she usually has to wipe tears of mirth out of her eyes. Other times she gets fits of the giggles at silly things, and these are girlish and sometimes punctuated by a snort!
Lavinet has two laughs: a “court” laugh that is super snobby and condescending, like “ha-ha-ha, oh darling” and her real laugh, which is more like a witch’s cackle–the kind where you throw your head back and your hands crook up into talons. Like Linda laughing crazily and Bob getting all uncomfortable about it.
Mimir has a high-pitched, girlish titter. Like “teeheehee.” It kind of unnerves people because they don’t expect it.
How would a group spa day go for the shepherds? Imagine trying to get blade to do a seaweed wrap or something lmao
Blade: this dude can’t even get a haircut without stressing out that he’s going to get stabbed while his arms are trapped under the tarp, so good luck getting him to relax at a spa! trying to give him a massage would be like trying to get a wooden plank to relax, so he’d probably wind up sitting sullenly by the pool (underneath an umbrella or with a hat because he sunburns easily) and maybe sipping on a cucumber water
Trouble: he’s a bit befuddled by everything going on, but he’ll do it! like sure, put mud on his face if you want to! he doesn’t know what in fuck it’s supposed to do, but go crazy! he sort of has this attitude like he’s doing it because it’s fun for the spa worker LOL, like a dad letting his kid paint his nails, but he has no real interest or desire on his own, he’s just along for the ride!
Tallys: yes. give her all the facials and seaweed wraps and massages. let her do yoga in the cleansing salt and crystal room and relax her muscles in the sauna. give her a moment of peace from these lunatics. she desperately needs it and is going to do every last spa thing for as long as she can!
Shery: she’s having the time of her life, but only if the spa activities are relatively social, like getting her nails done next to Briony and Tallys while sipping on fancy drinks, or sitting in big comfy chairs while having a perfumed foot soak and chatting the hours away. she’d be less comfortable with massages (nudity?? with a stranger??) but would be living for the ‘girls’ day at the spa’ vibes! she’d feel a bit differently if the boys were along for the ride, because they bring a different energy to the whole affair... (Trouble: ‘they kept handing me cucumbers but after a certain point I didn’t want to eat them anymore’ Chase: ‘I don’t think you were supposed to eat the cucumbers... you were supposed to save your appetite for the seaweed’ Trouble: ‘oh legit, you were supposed to eat the seaweed?’ Chase: ‘yeah, it’s for the ✨nutrients✨’)
Chase: a spa is probably not the best place for him... he can’t really sit in silence without breaking it to make conversation with the spa worker or crack a joke or a quip or play a mild prank like telling Trouble you’re supposed to eat the seaweed... his mind is too restless to allow him to sit still for that long without getting bored, and low-key being forced to do so makes him kind of uncomfortable, so it’s difficult for him to relax (or for others to relax around him! they sense his chaotic vibes and they’re always like 😒 he’s really quiet over there... is he up to something?) So a spa isn’t a really compatible place for him: he can chill by the pool and hassle Blade good-naturedly, but he probably won’t enjoy the actual spa treatments themselves! also I think getting a massage would put him in some kind of mood so he’d probably end up dragging romanced/FWB!MC into a closet, don’t take him to a spa if you want to relax 😅
Riel: strangers touching him? anointing him with OIL? putting their hands on his PORES?? horrific. absolutely mortifying. the most he’ll allow is getting a manicure, and then he’ll immediately ruin it by going off to work on his laptop by the pool all day, adding to the growing collection of Men Who Don’t Know What to Do With Themselves at a Spa so the Most They Can Do is Get Out of the Normal People’s Way
Red: he’d enjoy going to a spa, especially as a date, like getting a couple’s massage or getting mani-pedis together! He’d probably be too self-conscious going as a group (as in ‘Ayla, please lower your voice, there are people meditating in other rooms... 😅’) to truly relax, but he’d be down for the experience either way and would solidly enjoy it! I feel like all of the spa people (like his massage therapist and etc.) would be in love with him and throw in all sorts of freebies because he’s so courteous and nice to them!
Ayla: she’s a bit suspicious of the whole spa idea and very dubious about the idea of getting a massage specifically, like she’d scoff and be like, “that sounds awful, I’m not doing that,” but if coaxed into giving it a try, she’d discover that she actually really enjoyed it! she’s very tense, so they’d really have to grind her down and like use insane shiatsu techniques just to pummel her body into submission, but she’d kind of be into that 😂 she’d be like, “what, they didn’t give you bruises when you guys tried it??” afterwards but feel better than she ever has in her life! I also feel like she’d be into acupuncture for some reason!
Halek: he’s totally the type to fall asleep during a massage and completely miss out on the experience - but he’ll have the best sleep of his life! if they’re a good spa, they’ll just put a towel over his face and leave him alone in a dark room to snooze for a while 😂
Briony: she’d love a group spa day, that would be her heaven! ultimately she probably wouldn’t ‘relax’ as much because she’d be too busy running around checking in with everyone and trying to keep the day coordinated and fun, like ‘okay 10 AM is facials with Lavinet, 11 AM is the girls’ time for manicures, 12 PM is lunch with everyone (and we have to remember to check on Riel and make sure he isn’t burning up because he’s stuck on the phone), etc. etc.’ So it’d be more like an outing than a restful break for her, but that’s just how she likes it, so she’d be having the time of her life!
Lavinet: she lives for spa days. she’s thriving, she’s flourishing, her crops are watered and her skin is clear. let her sip champagne and mimosas while someone pampers and spoils her. this is her paradise and no one, not even the fact that no one can find Halek and are concerned he might be passed out in a room somewhere, is going to ruin that for her. Briony comes up to her while she’s having a pedicure and is like ‘Chase and Trouble got locked in the steam room and they might die’ and Lavinet puts her sunglasses on and answers ‘sounds like that’s someone else’s problem 😎💅🏼’ her absolute favorites would be a facial and a massage combo!
Mimir: she disappears and they find her like on the second day, having had her feet dipped in the jacuzzi while she casually tells every group who happens to join her their futures and the exact dates when they’re going to die. people are unnerved but keep spreading it around, like ‘there’s a woman in the hot tub who can read your fortune, haha weird right’ and by the second day there’s a line of people wanting to talk to her by sitting in the jacuzzi for 15 minutes while she tells them their future
What bubble tea flavour would each shepherd love? What’s your go to boba flavour?
OHHHH great question anon!!!
My go-to flavor is actually almond bubble tea (as in almond flavor, not almond milk) with boba, blended (so it's more of that slushy texture)! If that's not an option, I'll almost always go for brown sugar boba/tiger milk tea, and if that's not available, peach with peach or mango jelly is also a good option!
As for the Shepherds:
Blade: Coffee milk tea
Trouble: Honeydew slush with boba
Tallys: Thai milk tea with boba
Shery: Honey milk tea with egg custard
Riel: Royal milk tea
Chase: Taro slush with boba
Red: Almond slush with egg custard
Ayla: Mango slush with lychee jelly
Briony: Peach slush with peach jelly
Lavinet: Strawberry milk tea with strawberry popping boba
Halek: Vanilla slush with boba
Mimir: 5-color dessert (smashed mung bean, taro, red bean, pandan jelly, grass jelly, topped with coconut cream)
Prihine: Matcha milk tea with boba
Caine: Chocolate milk tea with boba and egg pudding
Thanks for your question!!
Only for @battlvann: my mother in laws cat. Mímir the Mouser.
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND 3years later
How would Atreus react to a hot headed male with female feature like just a beautiful face.
-Buddy he would fall hard when he first see you like blush and all
- Reader DOESNT like him at first because he shot a boar
- Atreus would try and convince his Father to let him stay saying he is very handsome under his breathe
- Reader would pull pranks of Atreus and mimir EVEN KRATOS HE AINT GOT NO FEAR OF THE GOD OF WAR
ROMANCE AND FLUFF TIME
- Reader would confess under a willow tree saying he grown to like him
- Atreus would hug him saying he liked him too
- WOULD NOT TELL KRATOS
- Reader is kinda nervous and blushy around Atreus when he shows kindness like giving him food letting him of the sled first
- Mimir and Kratos would notice and would talk about it when the two LOVER BOYS were with the wolves
Angst moments 😭🥹😢
-when Kratos goes hunting with Atreus and Reader l, Reader he was a mental break down seeing a boar he harmed, having a boar head has a mask and head piece he would t go hunting for boars unless it was life-or death
- You will be sitting under a tree and wondering about things like your mom she abandon you in a river to die atleast what you know,
- Atreus would hug and comfort you while you cry tears of anger he would shhh amd him to you saying it was okay and your mom probably loved you
-Cuddles the best
-Atreus is big spoon cause he wants you to be safe
- and your a little baby who is Loud and aggressive
MORE TO GO