Now Home Screen Background, Might Blind Me At Night, But Oh Well.

Now home screen background, might blind me at night, but oh well.

TW: childhood trauma, trauma in-general, dissociation, ect.

Plz tell me if I should add more

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It's not very long but will be eventually, so *readmore*

Does Asexuality Affects Ghoul Heat

Kakuja/Half-Kakuja Play

Ghouls Playing/Ragging

MILF KANEKI

Deaf Hideyoshi Nagachika

You can ask about my headcanons or tell me about yours! I don't care, I love talking about headcanons!

*aggressive whispering* they also could adopt Saiko...

(doesn't matter that Saiko is canonically ((I think)) only a few years younger that Kaneki, I find it cute and she already calls them 'Maman' sooo...)

Whoops sry @tg-headcanons I keep rebloging your older posts, I just love your ideas/headcanons cause they're a god I'd worship if I was religious lmao.

May we have some milf Kaneki hc?

WE LOVE THIS HONORARY MILF

Kaneki is a nurturing person. No one expects that of him but after he spends every morning tutoring Hinami on reading, practically adopts the quinx, and reminds Ayato so much of his dad that he calms the fuck down, no one can deny that this is a 43 year old suburban woman with three kids and kitschy home decor in the body of a deeply traumatized half ghoul man

Every so often, Ken will do something that someone will point out as a mom thing. Whether it be his stupid cardigans or berated Touka for doing the dishes badly or the fact that his bag is filled with napkins from restaurants and coffee shops that gave him too many because “we might need them”, he has the vibes of someone with kids

You look at his wedding caked up ass and tell me he wouldn’t rock the mom jeans

Since he started looking after the quinx and they gave him the half-joking Maman nickname, Hide has made so many milf jokes

A few years after Kaneki and Hideyoshi get married, they adopt two kids. At the adoption, Koma and Irimi exchanged bet money, Yoshimura admits that he already started a collage fund since it was only a matter of time, and Touka tied it all together with “fucking finally”

My pretty boy; Erebus!

Erebus, in Greek religion, the god of a dark region of the underworld and the personification of darkness. -The Internet

I caught a Shiny Event Umbreon and an Event Espeon!

Ultra balled that motherfucker. Both of 'em.

And I caught a Venipede (now named Kaneki)

If I start posting about random shit, just don't question it

Continuing to Something More Important:

I am going to publish my books on here!

There will be trigger warnings per chapter, please give advice and grammar corrections.

(I also post stories on Wattpad, FanFiction.Net, and now Ao3)

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Here shall be layout:

If you edit/use this (referring to AU's/OC's!) please give credit and @ me, I would love to read it! I don't own any pictures unless I've said I do!~ [This is written in every chapter]

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Sorry for any grammar mistakes, please feel free to correct me!

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[Date published, Time published]

This contains: [this character, this ship, ect.]

Warnings: [smut, fluff, romance, mlm, ect.]

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[500 to 10,000 words]

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[word cound]

[goodbye]

My Own Personal Additions:

Juuzou starts writing and drawing on Kaneki when he's overwhelmed or stressed or anything of the sorts.

Kaneki calls them his kids, it happened through one joke and then became this 'close friend joke' that only they get. (Because of the suspenders and belt hcs)

Juuzou explores more make-up, all of it, they eventually get incredibly good at it before teaching Naki how to.

Naki and Juuzou eventually convince Kaneki to try make-up. Turns out Kaneki loves dramatic eyeliner, but, likes soft make-up otherwise. (eyeshadow, lipstick, etc.)

They/He Juuzou!

(eventually) Genderfluid/Ask prns Kaneki.

Naki. Just Naki. Just a vibe on his own.

I’m envisioning it right now. Juuzou-Naki-Kaneki friendship! (...i’m not too far fetched, am i?)

Can you IMAGINE them? Not a brain cell in sight

This would have to happen after ghouls get decriminalized, but these three would make good friends

Juuzou already knows Kaneki since Hide introduced them, and Naki knows Kaneki from ghoul stuff, but Ken made the mistake of hanging around with both of them at the same time and they immediately hit it off

Juuzou is used to humans being creeped out by him for being generally weird, and Naki is used to ghouls not liking him for being over emotional, so they form a strange little bond over it. Naki will loudly and publicly threaten people who are mean to Suzuya

Naki and Juuzou are high empathy and low empathy respectively and when together, they almost balance each other. When one reacts too much or too little to something, the other is socially inept enough to just come right out and say the specific thing the other is doing wrong instead of neurotypically dance around it. Where Ayato would have yelled at Naki, Juuzou just says “When you cry outside people don’t like that so you should do that somewhere else, come on I know an alley,” and that actually works. Shinohara is amazed that he can try to explain that he shouldn’t grab people for days but all it takes is Naki saying “don’t touch unless I say you can or I’ll bite you” for him to get it

When Kaneki is with both of them it’s mostly just him trying to stop them from committing crimes. On their own they’re chaotic enough but together they become a positive feedback loop of bad ideas. On more that one occasion he’s grabbed onto Juuzou’s suspenders and Naki’s belt with his kagune like a leash

It took awhile of hanging out with them for Naki start thinking about how they seem... nicer than Jason. He talked with Ken about Oomori, and they both shared their experiences with him. Turns out he wasn’t good to Naki either, but he was Naki’s first big emotional connection and took advantage of that. Now that he has some better friends, he’s working through that, trying to unpack his time with him and understand what things Jason did that were actually parts of a healthy relationship and which parts were not. Kaneki is pretty good at helping him with it

Naki stims by tapping the tip of Koukaku against surfaces, and Juuzou has picked it up, using pens and sticks in place of the kagune

Ken has been trying to show Naki how to read, but he gets frustrated really easily when he doesn’t understand things so it’s been slow.

Juuzou and Kaneki asked about Naki’s eyeshadow, Juuzou because he doesn’t know what it is and Ken because he doesn’t know how he got it, and finds that apparently he’s been rubbing ink out of old magazines for the pigment. That’s probably not good for his skin so Kaneki got him some cheap makeup so he would at least not give himself dermatitis. The next day Ken finds both Naki and Juuzou wearing it, they boys have a new shared interest and Suzuya keeps looking at himself in reflections because it turns out they can both rock it