Okay But Like...Can You Imagine If The Hooker Clan Lived Long Enough For Wal Mart To Be Open 24/7???

Okay but like...Can you imagine if the Hooker Clan lived long enough for Wal Mart to be open 24/7??? It's the midwest that's all there is to do is go to wal mart at 3 am pre pandemic. You can't tell me they wouldn't and fucking thrive.

Severen, Homer and Caleb would be on their bullshit. Riding the carts, rearranging the merchandise, making moaning noises aisles away to signal each other. This is just Severen and Caleb on a nightly basis at different wal marts

when ever the boys play a game Paul always loses because he cheats and he’s not good at cheating so he always gets caught

dwayne isn’t afraid of a lot of things but he is absolutely terrified of dolls

Near Dark (1987)

thank you sm for the tag<3

ima tag @metal-annihilation @david-dumpsterpossum @k1nn1e-0n-ma1n @jart8008 and anyone who wants to do it!

Restarting because the other post was getting long

Build your own Ghibli movie based on your height, birthday, favorite color, and zodiac (from @/softkillua on Twitter)

Ty @nervouswritingfictionrascal for the tag 💕

Mine is:

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I tag @threeleggedcrow @obey-me-tho @baalism @glorified-monster @topaz-carbuncle @hisvillainess anyone who wants to do it!

Michael has a crazy high pain tolerance to the point that it sometimes worries Lucy