Michael The Lost Boys - Tumblr Posts

he’s so fuckn weird♥️

Michael looking at David:

David does not know what a platypus is

Michael would have either a really boring music taste or the most weird & eclectic taste 

Michael: There’s plenty of fish in the sea. But do you know what else is in the sea? Trash. There’s a lot of trash in the sea.

Sam: Not sure if you’ve had a fight with David or you’re just trying to raise awareness about pollution.

Michael: i can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together

David, eating the key: uh yeah, truly unfortunate

such a great rack

just do it girl i know you can

i think Michael roller skates, he’s just zoomin around

people who don’t like Michael 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

this just screams Michael

David: What’s your favorite color Michael?

Michael: Blue. No- green

David: Awesome i love learning about you!

Michael: I fucked up it’s yellow

Michael, smoking weed with Paul: I feel like i’m forgetting something?

Paul: Well if you forget it it couldn’t be that important

Michael: You’re right

Sam: *waiting in the rain for Michael to pick him up from the comic shop*

my bloodthirsty boy✨

it’s true i was there

Michael: i’m crushing on someone, but i’m kinda scared to tell you who.

Sam: just rip the bandaid off.

Michael: it’s David.

Sam: put the bandaid back on.

Flight attendant: please make sure all small items are secure before landing

Michael: do you feel safe, David?

marko (about david): don’t worry. he likes your butt and fancy hair. i know. i read his diary.

michael:

michael: he thinks it’s fancy?

i just know that Michael ABSOLUTELY loves pickles and can demolish a huge jar in a day