Behold, The Pinned Post!

Behold, the pinned post!

Hello! You can call me SIMP.

I use this blog to gush over my interests, engage with fandom, and promote (?) my fanfiction. This may sound like a corporate page, but that's because I'm an autistic + ADHD teenager who's never done this before.

This specific (pinned) post is meant as a navigation page for mobile users, seeing as Tumblr makes the website and mobile versions completely different from each other. Below are links to other posts/pages, such as my bio, fics, blog maintenance, and even my carrd. Enjoy! (Also, please let me know if the links don't work.)

BIO

FICS

CARRD

FANDOMS & SHIPS

BLOG MAINTENANCE

if you give “stupid” characters rural/southern accents i don’t like you and if you give “smart” characters rural/southern accents but it’s a punchline i don’t like you even more

Ink Artwork by Endre Penovác

i'm genuinely curious after seeing a post about it so

there is a huge difference between criticizing an institution and criticizing individual behavior. i can criticize the makeup industry without criticizing the 14 year old girl who uses concealer because she’s self-conscious about her acne; i can criticize the plastic surgery industry without vilifying the woman who decided to get a nose job after two decades of pointed comments and bullying. it is intellectually dishonest to respond to an institutional criticism as if it were a personal attack; on the flip side, it is cruel and unnecessary to leverage personal attacks in the name of institutional criticism

if i see one (1) more person respond to a perfectly reasonable beauty-industry-critical sentiment with “but i personally enjoy eyeshadow. why are you attacking people who like eyeshadow :(” or “exactly, all women who wear makeup are miserable and brainwashed” i am going to climb a tree and bite the top of it

would you like me to seduce you?