I Use That As A Dad Joke/pun - Tumblr Posts

so before they divorced my mom and dad were trying to have kids but my mom kept having miscarriages 3 in a row in fact so while they were still trying i know my mom was losing hope she has had problems with cysts on her ovaries (?) since she was a teenager and then came me i am what you would consider a “rainbow baby” i use that as a dad joke/pun because i am also queer rainbow = miracle AND rainbow = queer i have a terrible sense of humor