Ill Say It Any Time It Gets Questioned DUKE!!!!! THE BESTEST BOY

I’ll say it any time it gets questioned DUKE!!!!! THE BESTEST BOY

Bruce yells “Robin” across the room to his kids. Nobody moves.

Duke: Who is he talking to?

Steph: Pretty sure he’s talking to you.

Duke: I’m not Robin?

Tim: He started calling all of us Robin.

Steph: Cause we lack self identity.

Duke: Fuck that, I’m not going over there until he calls me my name.

Damian: It could be life or death.

Duke: He’s literally just reading a newspaper? There’s no way it’s life or death.

Bruce, again: Robin!

Duke: He’s not even looking up from his newspaper!

Dick: Yeah he does that… it sucks but—

Duke: Fuck this I’m going on patrol. Bye Robins!

Damian: What if someone died. Would you just ignore—

*Duke Leaves*

Steph: Damn I like this kid.

live laugh love whatever my fyp is rn<333

Renegade and Phoenix au (,,,, name in the works)

Bruce: Deathstroke, this ends here.

Wally, Phoenix, sighing roughly: me and A said to not use that line, use those ears for something else then what you do use them for, and you sir, *pointing at Slade* it 3 in the morning, I have school in the morning and he has theater at 1pm, this better be worth it or you're swimming with killer croc.

Jason, as Robin, on Phoenix shoulders: yeah! Like he said!

Slade: I have a new sidekick. One to put a hurting on you. Renegade, come in.

Dick, comes out, deadpan, no mask: sir.

Bruce: another teen won't do anything, Phoenix I— ... Where he go?

Jason: near the new guy.

Slade: wha-

Wally, sped over to Dick, (after putting Jason down gently) grabbing his hand with his: you are positively beautiful, are you free tomorrow? Because I will be, free, tomorrow, or any day of the week really, name the place I'll steal his card and treat you like you deserve, I *Dick puts a knife to his throat, Wally, bites his lip* so wedding in Vegas or wherever?

Bruce: Phoenix, he's the enemy!

Wally, glares at Bruce: dude, you literally have flirted and babygirled your way through enemies and heroes, hush I'm talking to beautiful, gorgeous over here!

Slade: you can't date him, he's trained to kill you!

Wally: maybe someone as boring as you find it like that but that's not a solid case for me.

Slade: I trained him to gut you!

Wally, to Dick: baby you can have my heart and my spleen I don't care, sell my organs! Just one date!

Slade: do you have an shame!

Wally: no, not really, but you should walking around like you're top dog or something, barely a Pomeranian.

Dick, snorts: I thought you said he wasn't funny.

Slade: he isn't!

Wally: well, hard to take a joke when you are the joke. Fungus face.

Dick, laughing: you know what, yeah, I am free tomorrow, meet me at the pier around 8.

Wally, happy, elated even, if had dog tail it be wagging: I'll be there!

Slade: what the hell just happened.

Bruce: I... I can't ground him, his aunt from the grave will kill me...

Jason: can we go home now?

Bruce: I.... Yeah sure.

he’s not<333333 ^^ :]

this makes me ironicly happy:}

Damian can't use the "you're not my dad" card with Bruce so he instead says "you're not my Batman". It works like a charm.

I love them^^ I feel like dick would do what i do irl and not even realize i’ve started lying untill i’ve already done it, I also got a thought in my head of how easy it would be for him to lie to everyone bc so many people trust him so easily and he has *so* much training that he must’ve learned to control his heartbeat and how to lie at some point. I love the idea of dick being kinda like a pathological liar sometimes bc it just makes sense like look at all the things no one knows about him! there’s no way none of that was just never brought up in a conversation at some point

Also duke<33

Out of the Batfam, Jason is one of the most atrocious liars. He can make it work when he absolutely has to, but usually I think whenever he lies he does with little motivation and with emphasis on irony to make it funny for himself. In comparison Dick is a phenomenal liar and can sell outrage so well before hanging up and reverting to normal that Jason sprays him with holy water and never believes a word out of his mouth.

this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have an obsession with Batfam meets the Justice League fics and headcanons in general, and my favorite situation is when the JL fully knows Nightwing, he's on the team, they all like him quite a bit, and he's so charming and open seeming that they all collectively forget that they don't know anything about him.

I want that, then on a mission, fighting a magic user of some sort, Nightwing gets zapped back to young Robin age. So everyone else on said mission is left confronted with 9 year old Dick Grayson in full Robin gear, who is fully ready to fight every single one of them, and they generally have no idea what's happening or who this child is, other than the fact that he's probably young Nightwing, except he won't answer to that name.

And Dick, extremely confused and suspicious because he doesn't know half of the people there, and the ones that he is aware of are wearing different costumes or are just straight up different people than they're supposed to be, proceeds to try and fight them, then actively try to run away.

Then they finally manage to wrangle him back to the Watchtower, trying to grapple with the implications that Nightwing has been a highly trained, costume vigilante since childhood, and managed to break a bone in Green Arrow's hand before they subdued him, and is still thrashing around and trying to bite various League members.

They call Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman in to see if they have any idea what to do with him, and when Robin sees Batman, he squirms out of Flash's grasp, runs to Batman, and climbs up his side until he's wrapped himself around his shoulders like he does it every day.

The Bat lets this happen, sighs in exasperation, then calls Zatanna to help.

The League is then left to piece together why tiny child Nightwing ran to Batman for safety, and why Batman seems a whole lot less confused than everyone else.

so real!!!!! marriage. instantly. and im aroace so that says a lot

conner kent has INCREDIBLE self control, cause if i came back from being dead to find out Tim Drake tried to clone me 99 times because he missed me so much, i’d immediately make him my bride