I FUCKING LOVE DUKE FBFBJFFJFBF HE WOULD SOALL THIS YES, FULL APPROVAL

I FUCKING LOVE DUKE FBFBJFFJFBF HE WOULD SO…ALL THIS YES, FULL APPROVAL👏👏👏

The Batfam as Things My Family Has Said/Done:

Tim: *having a casual conversation w/ Bruce*

Damian, whispering just loud enough for Tim to hear: He's not your real dad.

Tim: What the fuck???

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Bernard: *hugs Tim from behind*

Tim: *screams, falls to the ground, and throws his bookbag halfway across the hall, simultaneously*

Bernard: Are you okay . . ?

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Dick, mad at Bruce and siccing Jason against ahim: I'm running away to Bludhaven and it's all B's fault. He said I have to go.

Young Jason, on the verge of tears: NO!

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Dick: Yeah, I fell down the stairs today—

Jason: I'm not staring at you.

Dick: . . .

Dick: I fell down the stairs, Jason.

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Damian: I think I have autism.

Tim, on 0.2 hrs of sleep in 4 days: I thought you were autistic.

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Jason, crossing the street: Hit me with your car!

Dick: You have to stop doing this!

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Jason: God, you're annoying.

Duke: This is why your mom doesn't love you and you're going to die alone. I hope you die.

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Dick, trying to do the dance number from Newsies: *slips backwards and lands flat on his ass so hard he pees a little*

Dick: ahH—

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Steph: I'm afraid of escalators.

Cass: Why?

Steph: Back in elementary school, I had a nightmare where I was an Asian man and one of my Crocs got sucked into the bottom part and I had to say goodbye to my girlfriend for the last time as I was slowly eaten by the escalator.

Cass: . . .

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Tim: I'm this close to running away and being a hooker. This close. My fingers are touching.

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Steph: I'm the metaphorical radish in chili; that unexpected spice no one wants.

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Steph, splashing in the pool like she's performing an exorcism: The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost!

Duke, splashing back: God!

Steph: Jesus!

Duke: Your mom!

Steph, seconds from pulling under the water: ColoNEL SANDERS!

Hehehehe I like the idea of Tim breaking the fourth wall and doing the votes. And yes he would absolutely vote to kill him he’d never bring it up in the future though.

Batfam hot take: Tim 100% would've voted to kill Jason Todd because he replaced Dick (Tim Drake, you dumb little fan boy)

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!

Accidentally becoming a Batfam twitter account

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 4

Tim liking mitsky is so cannon in my heart, Damian liking laufey fuels my soul.

AND AS ALWAYS DUKE IS THE BEST HES AMAZING✨

Been thinking about the boys music tastes so HERES WHAT I THINK THEY ARE!!

Dick: ABBA, Fleetwood Mac, Hozier

Jason: Beastie Boys, DJO, Steve Lacy, maybe also Hozier?

Tim: Phoebe Bridgers, Mitski, The Cure (hes the number one sad music fanatic actually)

Damian: I think I'd he'd like more classical music so maybe Laufey? He'd definitely like the Beatles I think!!! Definitely secretly likes the softer music

Duke: Frank Ocean, Fiona Apple, Childish Gambino!! King has great taste

This^^ you best believe ima push so many random intrests on these sillies^^

Several videos (independently) start circulating on the internet of the Waynes info dumping.

Bruce - the role of railways in westward expansion in the 1890s

Dick - clown eggs

Jason - tb and the New England vampires of the late 19th century, with reference to vampire literature

Cass - Paris sewer system

Tim - comparison of different camera lenses from different manufacturers, with model numbers

Duke - anti homeless architecture and how to remove it

Damian - cat declawing

After all this, a new meme forms.

'You must be this autistic to get adopted by Bruce Wayne.'

Hehehehe:} this^^

Dick, with an arrow sticking out of his thigh: My ex still misses me- but his aim is getting better!

Roy: For the last time- I didn’t mean too!