[video ID: Various Clips Of A Cat Sprinting Towards A Bean Bag And Jumping Right Into It. The Bean Bag

[video ID: various clips of a cat sprinting towards a bean bag and jumping right into it. the bean bag is very squishy and the cat sinks almost completely into it with it's tail sticking straight up. end ID]

[video ID: a cat licking a bowl of kibble as the text "Why does he need a slow feeder?" flashes on screen. the cat then opens it's mouth wide to take a really big bite, digging into the kibble, making it spill all over. several more short clips of the cat doing this are shown. the video ends with a clip of the cat laying sprawled on it's back, looking at the camera. end ID]

Imagine The Fellowship all sitting around the campfire halfway up Caradhras retelling the events of the Hobbit to Boromir and Aragorn Rashomon-style with Gimli going "my dad tells it this way" and Legolas going "well, my dad tells it this way" and the Hobbits all going "but Bilbo tells it this way!" and, even though Gandalf was fucking there for half of it, he refuses to weigh in on anything because watching them argue is more fun and also he doesn't remember because it was over 75 years ago.

hey y'all. i was morosely flipping through a sketchbook and found my magnum opus tucked in the back. this is 100% the best thing ive ever made and i gotta share it. behold: baby isopod. may it brighten your day as it did mine.

[image ID: a calico cat hanging upside down from a door frame, using all 4 of it's paws. end ID]l

[video ID: a black cat watching a bar gymnast on tv. the gymnast is swinging around in circles and the cat is watching intently. at the exact moment the cat taps the screen, the gymnast loses grip and falls. end ID]