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My experience has been that doctors will give you a clear-cut, understandable diagnosis only if you wander in with, say, an ice pick protruding from your skull. And even then, you have to pretend that you don't know what's wrong. If you say, "I have an ice pick in my skull," the doctor will become irritated, because he spent all those years in medical school and he's damned if he's going to accept opinions from an untrained layperson such as yourself. "It conceivably could be an ice pick," he'll say, in a tone of voice that suggest he's talking to a very stupid sheep, "but just in case I'm going to arrange for a test in which we remove a little snippet of your liver every week for eight weeks." end transcription.

why does talking to a doctor always feel like ur trying to prove u have something and they're just trying to prove u wrong

[image ID: a calico cat hanging upside down from a door frame, using all 4 of it's paws. end ID]l

[image ID: a pixelated character holding a gun in their hand, then pointing it to their own face. end ID]

realtalk: i can’t wait for AI to get better to the point where you can have a legit conversation with your computer or phone just for the heck of it imagine how innocent they’d be, and like they don’t know what swearing is until you teach them then they go overboard with it like a child and hhHHHG

[video ID: a mother caracal and her kittens resting under the shade of a tree. the mother yawns really big. one of the kittens then yawns as well. mom then starts grooming the kitten. end ID]

Yawning is so contagious

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[video ID: two cats on a table. there is a big mirror on the wall, and one cat is getting ready to jump towards it. when the other cat notices it goes up to it and paws at it's shoulder, as if to stop it. the jumping cat ignores this and takes the jump, and smacks face first into the window. end ID]

thank you to whoever made this meme, it's a big hit in the lab and sends microbiologists into hysterics