So That's Where They Got The Idea From!

So that's where they got the idea from!

91 Thoughts I Had While Watching Cats (2019)

Yes, I had plenty of thoughts about this movie, and while some things weren’t great, it was definitely way better than I thought it was going to be. 

SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT. 

Looks like the cat’s out of the bag. (I’ll show myself out now.) 

Silver Tabby Cat sounds like Cutler Becket. 

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mentally prepare for a quiz.” ~ Victoria, maybe. 

What’s the Heaviside Layer? Is that like Heaven? 

Aww, look at the little kitty in the top hat! He’s so cute! I love him already! 

Take a shot every time they say Jellicle. 

Cirque du Soleil what now? 

I wanna be a Jellicle cat, too. 

WAIT! DID THAT SIGN SAY MORIARTY?

They even have a statue where they go and pray? Nice. 

How many more adjectives can these guys think of? 

Magic kitty loves Victoria, guess he’s no longer single. Sad.  

YAAS! IDRIS ELBA!

Macavity? Like what I had removed at the dentist once? 

A name change is definitely part of the initiation. Don’t question it. 

Mr. Mistoffelees. I will probably name my future cat that. 

So all these cats basically wanna be reincarnated? That’s kinda sad. 

AHHH! JENNY WHAT ARE YOU- WHY ARE YOU SITTING LIKE THAT? 

Is no one going to address the fact that the mice are children? 

Dinner and a show, but which is which?

Oh, hey, look, human cockroaches, yummy, lol! 

*sings* Jason Derulo! 

Rum Tum Tugger? I’m sorry, but who was in charge of naming these guys? 

Okay, he’s kinda cute, actually. 

The soundtrack has no right to be this good!!! 

A Milk Bar? GENIUS!!! I totally wanna go to one of those.

Why are y’all being so mean to Grizabella? 

I mean, she went off with Macavity but can you blame her? 

You’re going to, though. 

Poor baby. She looks like she could use a big hug. 

And who comes to lighten the suddenly depressing mood? James Corden! 

Buster? Christopher? Pick one. Just pick one. 

Look at that distinguished gentleman. Excuse me, sir- 

Okay, um, I did not need to see that, haha! 

Jenny, Jenny, Jenny. You don’t get out much do you? 

HE’S THE BAD GUY...DUH. (Sorry, again.) 

DON’T DO IT BUSTOPHER! IT’S A TRAP!!!!!

*High pitched, sing-song voice* MACAVITY!!!! 

*VANISHES* 

Look, they even managed to squeeze Thing One and Thing Two into this. 

Why are they just holding her by her arms?!  

So their names are Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer?? M’kay, not gonna read too much into that. 

Wow, this song makes me wanna destroy something for no reason! 

Why did Victoria lift her leg like that? I know she’s a ballerina, but why?

*Thing one laughs like a psycho and I yeet my phone into another dimension*

DUDE!!! I HAD IT ON FULL VOLUME!!! 

“Draw me like one of your French Cats!” ~ Mungojerrie. Definitely. 

MUNGOTORIA! FOREVER!

This is a dating simulator and no one can tell me otherwise. 

Choose your route. 

HOW BIG IS THAT FLIPPING STEAK COMPARED TO A HUMAN?! 

Mungojerrie eating steak ASMR. 

“I prefer my competition chained. Up.” An actual line in the movie. 

Misto covered for Victoria. Such a sweet boy. 

Mother, I am in love. 

But wait, if they know about the twins’ antics, wouldn’t they just assume....? 

“So which one of you wants to die?” ~ Old Deuteronomy, maybe. 

Finally, we get to go to the Jellicle Ball. 

I see the twins there, too. 

Aww, Victoria left to help Grizabella. 

SHE’S SUCH A SWEETHEART!! *Cries* 

GUS IS TOO PRECIOUS! I JUST WANNA GIVE HIM ALL THE LOVE HE DESERVES! 

Or sit with him and talk about life. 

“I’ve acted with Tree.” Guys, this is Gandalf in a cat form. 

*Lightning strikes courtesy of our friendly neighbourhood magician, Mr. Mistoffelees* 

*Gus looks at his paws* Yep, I’ve still got it. 

MACAVITY, I SWEAR IF YOU TAKE GUS IMMA BEAT YO-

Forget about the Polar Express, I wanna go on whatever train this is. 

“I like trains.” ~ Skimbleshanks, probably. 

Skimbleshanks, why are you spin - Oh. 

TAYLOR FLIPPING SWIFT, IT’S ABOUT TIME! 

She’s getting everyone high on catnip, seems legit.   

Why are all the villain’s songs the most catchy, like dang! 

THE NAPOLEON OF CRIME! 

I’m loving all of these - 

OH, SWEET MAMA! HE’S NAKED! 

And there goes Old Deuteronomy.

Growl Tiger definitely deserved more screen time.  

“Why won’t you let me die?!” ~ Macavity.  

And the award for best supportive boyfriend goes to Munkustrap! 

MISTORIA FOREVER! 

Screams: TOUCH MEEEEE!!! IT’S SO EEEEASY TO LEAVE MEEEE!!!!

*sobbing*

She’s the Jellicle Choice! You bet she is! 

A cat is not....a dog. 

Tell that to my dog who acts like a cat! 

Please stop staring at me! It’s getting weird now. 

Victoria! Stop making me cry. 

It’s over? 

Yep, that was - ahem - terrible. A nightmare. Never watching it again. 

*dries eyes and sniffles and presses restart*

So we were single in September and fell in love in October. What’s going to happen next? 

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Yep, it's me talking about Sherlock (Moriarty anime) again, yay 🤩

So as you guys know, most part of the community says that Sherlock is a fucking gay one. I mean, he gives me those vibes too but...

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT A BISEXUAL SHERLOCK?????

I MEAN, IN MY OPINION, THIS MAN WOULD LIKE GIRLS BUT ALSO WOULD LIKE GUYS PERFECTLY, IDK HE GIVES ME THOSE VIBES

None of my friends have seen this anime so I just need to do a research on the community to find people to talk about my husband [cries in detective]

Sherlock: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

John: Only if you also don't ask why

John: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Sherlock:

John:

Sherlock: This one is fine

Nothing major, just an appreciation post for this gorgeous woman right here. 😍🔥